May 2016

Does Jade have the power to make objects levitate? Also, what are her powers reduced to since the destruction of the Green Sun

She can change the size and speed of things. Teleporting and Green Fire were her first guardian powers.

So who exactly created Sburb?

Skaia, unless you mean like the physical disk itself, then Skaianet.

What even happens after/during a doomed session?

Once someone travels back and changes it the timeline is erased, anyone still alive in it doesn’t get a ghost and is just gone.

Why did Areana go bad again and turn on everyone?

She wanted to make sure the kids didn’t win because if they didn’t win the cali-twins and by extension Lord English would never have existed

What's the difference between a sacrificial slab and a quest bed?

That’s explained in the faq

"She wanted to make sure the kids didn’t win because if they didn’t win the cali-twins and by extension Lord English would never have existed" but they did win so? what does that mean?

It means Lord English exists and the timeline is intact. Everything is how it should be.

was becquerel ever able to shrink and grow objects?

no

WHOEVER THAT ANON WAS THAT SAID ARANEA "WENT BAD" FIGHT ME. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.

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What exactly are "ultimate selves"

Basically a combination of every self from every timeline

People often forget Eridan agreed to a date with Cronus. Act 6 Intermission 3 somewhere, when Meenah and Vriska were supposed to fight. I can message proof if you'd like.

No need, I remember that very clearly. There were many a joke when Ministrife came out

would it technically be possible for the (troll) ancestors to be in the dream bubbles as ghosts? i mean since the dancestors were there and the condesce ended up in the session it seems that it might be??

Nope, bubbles are for players only

From the process of retcon-ing, didn't the retconed time line John die? And if he did, so the Roxy if the new retcon time line die too, since we don't see two Roxys around?

Yes they both died. John got exploded and Roxy got stabbed

Did anyone ever actually tell Jade that she is Johns sister?? I can't remember and I'm very concerned about it.

She knows. She refers to him as her brother here.

Hearts Boxcars ate one of The Felts heads.

He ate eggs

Was there a specific (defined or whatever) reason Roxy's mum kept so many buckets in her house

I think we all know why

Why is Vriska so perf?

Because she’s so awful

why is karkat so angry?

Because he a crab that why he so

wwhy does Eridan turn me on????

Do you know what would happen if god tier wings were cut off? Would they regrow or..?

I would assume they’d grow back but we don’t know for sure

Alright, here's a crazy theory. We know Karkat's a mutated lime blood, and that they have a supposed ability to calm the rage of the high bloods (Karkat's paps+shooshes) and now all of the lime bloods are extinct. Do you think the sopor slime pies are possibly made from the blood of lime bloods?

Sopor Slime is a calming agent, so it’s possible. But it’s unlikely given how the Lime Bloods have been extinct for a while and blood does go bad

So could it be that Alternia is now filled only with fuchsia bloods?

No,there are only ever two fuchsia bloods alive at the same time. 

What about the queen from Hiveswap?

She’s from before Feferi was hatched

how can a godtier die again?

By being killed in a heroic or just manner

Why do people sometimes ship John and Tavros as black ROM?

I actually used to ship this back in the day. Just read this pesterlog and you’ll get why

How does Lil Seb end up with Caliborn?

He falls into the ocean before Jake enters and is eventually found by Caliborn and friends

aranea was trying to make the timeline where the kids never finish the game the Alpha timeline so that way caliborn never becomes Lord English right? did she ever really understand what she was doing? i mean, i guess she succeeded because the kids never did make universe C for him to exist in, but isnt that a plot hole? a broken time loop? how tf was caliborn even speaking to the kids in that pre-retcon timeline then? is that plot hole why aranea ultimately failed?

She knew she was creating a doomed timeline, she theorized that a millennial old Sylph of Light could heal the timeline into becoming the Alpha. But she ultimately failed and GAME OVER happened. Had she been a Sylph of Time, maybe things would have worked differently.

(Different Anon) I thought the whole point of John retconning the timeline was BECAUSE she succeeded in making it alpha. If it was a doomed timeline, why would John have to make the deal with Typheus to create a new alpha?

He made the deal with Typheus to master his retcon abilities so that he could move himself and his planet into the Alpha timeline.

what do we know about cherub romance?

Cherubs seek out a m8 similar to the sibling they dominated over. When they find each other they promptly beat the shit out of one another. The loser lays an egg. And the cycle begins again

Did jake ever really like dirk or did he only date him because he felt bad for him?

Well

But also consider

Did Hussie make a new Homestuck? Kinda like a remake but with better animation?

No

Why is Kankri the cutest troll?

He is the personification of Pantskat

why am i in love with aradia???

I dunno, are you really gay?

Why are Mituna and Latula simultaneously the raddest troll?

Because they’re based off of 90′s gamer tropes which automatically turns their raddness dials up to 11

Did Cronus ever fall in love with Kankri? Or did they just stay as friends?

They’re just bros in canon

why is kankri the worst

Because he’s a social justice warrior

Is there the version of caliborn that lost to alt!calliope in the dream bubbles somewhere?

Presumably

is davekat truly canon?

Yes, they very much do the gay together

If the kids fail in the game over timeline and don't make universe C, how is caliborn talking to the kids in that universe? He isn't talking to them from the alpha timeline twice is he?

This isn’t explained but it most likely has to do with how John’s retcon abilities are different than normal time travel and how they affect the meta

I, too, am 100% gay for Aradia. Why is she so great?

Because she is a spooky ghosties, a ribbit, a beepboop, and a fairy princess 

got any forgotten facts about roxy or terezi?

Roxy has been sober since 2012.

How come Karkat is supposed to lead the new race of trolls? I thought the troll's game going to shit and the creation of Bec Noir was all Karkat's fault, wasn't the point that he was always a crap leader?

Karkat was a decent leader he managed to unify the trolls after all. The troll session was actually fairly normal, it didn’t go to shit at all. The creation of Bec Noir can be pinned on Gamzee and Vriska (go figure).

So are there any advantages in a heroic death? Or does it just not matter?

Not unless you consider the sweet relief of permenant death to be an advantage

Why did Jasprose retain some of Jaspers personality when other human/animal sprites (Davesprite, GCATavros, Jadesrite) seemed to entirely overwrite the animal with the human, leaving only things like barks

Because Jasprose is a sprite^2 and Jaspers was already a sprite when they were prototpyed

Did nanna adopt dad egbert or is there any other reason he looks the same pre and post scratch?

Dad is an anomaly, we dunno

but rose was also a sprite when she and jaspers fused. i wouldnt say jaspers maintained personality while rose didn't. i think its more like rose just letting go of inhibitions due to her new cat half

Maybe. I prefer to think the personalities melded together like in Davepeta.

do u think hussie thought about mom and dad being related when mom and lalonde liked each other or do u think he made them cousins after and was like.. oh... bc.. this is messing me up

But they aren’t biologically related so either way it doesn’t matter

so, the troll ancestors are the pre-scratch versions of the alpha trolls/dancestors, right? is there a reason why they look more similar to the beta trolls than to their alternate versions?

The ancestors are post-scratch versions of the Alpha trolls. And they do look similar so I’m not quite sure what you’re talking about. And differences in appearance can be attributed to life choices or the fact the the ancestors are adults while the Alpha trolls are like 19/20

Is Rose a lesbian in canon or is that a fandom thing?

Aside for some possibly ironic flirtations with Dave she has not expressed any attraction to any dudes

In the walk around flash where Rose goes Grimdark tho she comments on how her and John would make a perfect couple when you inspect one of the statues

That remark was made by the Narrator, not Rose

how did terezi avoid culling when her lusus wasn't around? especially since mindfang's journal makes it sound like being raised by a dragon is super outdated to begin with?

The same reason Dirk was able to raise himself. They’re just that すごい