June 2016

how can dave create multiple copies of him at once

Time travel. It looks like this:

Did we ever learn what the Sylph outfit looked like? I know that the template exists on the MSPA Wiki but where did we get it from?

It came from here

So wait. Rose was supposed to "play the rain" and reintroduce life into the ocean? Isn't that the exact purpose of Gamzee? Is Gamzee Rose's failsafe if she lost? Is Gamzee rain/a musical genetic analogue?MMMMMM

I’m sorry, how exactly is Gamzee’s purpose to introduce life to the ocean?

I am rereading homestuck to better understand the act 7 ending, which I kind of only half understand. how did the rings bring the tadpole back? and towards the end is jade holding dirk and roxys earth? and then someone uses time travel powers to make it grow trees and stuff? and what's the thing that aradia flies in front of? how does calliope play into all this? could you maybe just explain the whole thing? (sorry :( )

The tadpole was being held by Echidna under the volcano, Kanaya had Echidna release the tadpole into the volcano and the rings made it erupt. In regards to Earth, that’s pretty much what happened. Aradia flies in front of a Black Hole that Calliope created by Collapsing the Green Sun.

How exactly did everyone escape the meteor if Vriska incapacitated Grimbark Jade?

Most of them can fly

Is it ever explained why the Striders can Flashstep and what exactly it is?

Flashsteping is just moving really fast, and the Striders are far from the only characters that can do it

How does Jack Noir encounter his red miles on B1 Earth if he threw them after

Time shenanigans

Why Meenah try to kill her "friends"?

So that they could live forever in the dreambubbles instead of being erased by the Scratch

What happened to Caliborn's Session Jack?.

Caliborn had him killed

How was created GCat, I mean who use the BARK code?

Heiress Jane, presumably using the ecto-slime of Jaspers or one of Roxy’s cat clones

How did Rose go grimdark and Jade go grimbark?

Rose became Grimdark by becoming over-flooded by the powers of the Eldritch Gods.

Jade became Grimbark by being corrupted by the Condesce’s influence. 

Exist the possibility of the ghost army survive the black hole?.

Yes

The alpha kids are allowed in the Dream Bubbles?

Yes 

Why PM only teleport WV with her, and no AR and WQ, for the energy?

AR and WQ were dead

Are kids in the dream bubbles? Or is it just a troll thing? also, why are the alpha trolls able to be in the dream bubbles after they died if they were created after their deaths?

Kids are allowed, yes. And time works differently in the Furthest Ring.

how did Gamzee not die after being shot so many times if he's not God tier?

Plot armor. He needed to stay alive to become part of LE.

Why do the trolls have nightmares without their recuperacoons? I forget...

It’s never really explained but it’s most likely due to the physic ability of Purple blood trolls, Chucklevoodo

So, the clouds show the future to Jade and John?

And to any one on the Battlefield or occasionally Prospit’s moon

So, in [S] Collide, they show the battle against LE as a future vision? And when the kids defeat their opponents nothing of that happens and it becomes what we watched on [S] Act 7 with Vriska?

The fight against LE happens at the same time as the fights of the kids.  Act 7 was finished before Collide which is why it looks like they haven’t been fighting with LE at all at the beginning of A7 

Any sadstuck vantas facts (not including signless)

Karkat didn’t wake up on Prospit until after he beat the game and was on the Meteor. And then as soon as he woke up he saw Bec Noir, mistook him for his bro Jack Noir and was murdered.

So, when Caliborn did his whole segment where he depicted the whole battle between him and the beta kids, that was in between [S] Collide and Act 7? Or was that from a doomed timeline?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If Gamzee has plot armour to become part of LE, does that mean ARquiussprite does too?

Yep

Is it possible that the destruction of the Prospit and Derse could be a constant in null sessions? Since they blew up in both b1 and b2 sessions. And once the trolls' session went null, they were destroyed. But I don't think they did in Caliborn's session, and he "won" his game.

Derse wasn’t destroyed in the B1 session.

What is the appeal of karkat. He is a shouty angst child

You answered your own question.

little known/ignored fact about dirk?

The reason his symbol is a hat is because he really likes hats but wearing one would mess up his hair

when was nepeta's title ever mentioned? is rogue of heart a fanon thing, orrrr...?

BAMN

Who's da nerd?

The nerd is you 

uhm so i was rereading homestuck and... after game over, basically terezi saved everyone? do you think that without terezi there would have been a way to "fix" everything or is she sort of the most important character in homestuck?

I’m sure John could have “fixed” everything on his own, but he probably would have fucked a bunch of stuff up in the process. So lets be glad TZ waited to die until after she told John what to do.

Can I get an uplifting fact about Eridan? (Not a joke, or anything making fun of him. Or does that not exist?)

He did feel bad about killing FF and apologized to her when he was Erisol

Are you currently accepting mods?

We are not

have all characters smiled canonically?

Well Clover doesn’t have a mouth so no

Did Kankri ever smiled??

Not that we’ve seen

Was it specifically said that Kurloz was a mime or is it assumed since he was mute?

“Kurloz speaks in bones when he does his clown hypnosis shit but otherwise he mimes everything because get this: he’s pretty much literally a mime.”

Did mutants on Alternia start being culled after the Sufferer/Signless's lifespan as a result of what happened or nah? Also, do we know if mutants are normally culled on Beforus?

Mutants were culled before the time of the signless and on Beforus that are culled but it doesn’t mean killed there, it kinda means to take care of

What exactly happened to Matchsticks and Quarters?

Spades killed Matchsticks

and Snowman killed Quarters

The trolls have cannon tentacles?

Fanon

if in the furthest ring the time is weird that mean the green sun was not created yet, is there and was destroyed at the same time?

Basically the timeline in the Furthest Ring is not parallel to ours or even itself.

Here’s kind of a rough view of it. It really shouldn’t be linear but I didn’t know how else to portray it

Exactly How and Why did Rose go Grimdark?

She asked the All Knowing Cueball if the Horrorterrors were evil and they responded by giving her a shit ton of power

What was that bed in the battlefield that Dream John was lying on when he ascended?

It’s a Quest Bed. You can’t die on it to ascend tho. A person’s dreamself is teleported to their Battlefield Quest Bed when they die on their Planet Quest Bed.  This is why the Alpha kids had to die using their Slabs

I always thought that Rose turned grimdark because the Horrorterrors' answer was unfathomable and she got power from that?

That too

Can only light players see into the magic cue ball? I think we've only seen Rose and Vriska do it.

It seems like it. Which makes sense since Light is Knowledge and Luck

whats the meaning of "dotesmite"?? im not a native speaker, i have zero clue what it means

I spent too much time trying to find a definition and figure out what you’re talking about.  But it’s actually just two words mushed together.

Dote: be extremely and uncritically fond of.

Smite: to strike with a firm blow

Basically Dad was being very firm with his affections and offerings of cake which only infuriated John further

what are the canon ships in homestuck?

Ships that have been canon:
(Vriska) ♥ Doomed John
Dave ♥ Terezi
Terezi ♠ Gamzee
Vriska ♠ Eridan
Eridan ♦ Feferi
Equius ♥ /♠ Aradiabot
Dirk ♥ Jake
Jade ♥ Davesprite
Kurloz ♥ Meulin
Karkat ♦ Gamzee
Rufioh ♥ Damara
Vriska ♦ Kanaya
Aranea ♥ Porrim
Sollux ♥ Feferi
(Vriska) ♥ Meenah
Snowman ♠ Spades Slick  
Spades Slick ♥ Ms.Paint
Dad Egbert  ♥ Mom Lalonde

Ships that are Endgame canon:
Rose ♥ Kanaya
Terezi ♦ Vriska
Kurloz ♦ Mituna  ♥ Latula
Meulin ♦ Horuss ♥ Rufioh (albeit about to break up)
Dave ♥ Karkat
Equius ♦ Nepeta

Bolded means they happen exclusively Pre-Retcon

Wait when did kanaya ♦️ vriska

Act 5 Act 1, Kanaya had flushed feelings for her and broke off their moiralligence when she saw her kiss Tavros

When is sollux and feferi a thing?

Act 5 Act 2, later confirmed when Erisol is talking to Fefeta

What would happen if a human ate/slept in sport slime?

Get high?? I dunno

Where is the Dave <3 Karkat ship made official in Canon?

Vriska says that they’re in some quadrant together. And Dave says he “gets” the quadrants but has never had a reason to put that knowledge into practice so that kinda excludes all quadrants outside the one most similar to the human relationship. 

what does culled mean? I am new to English and am still very bad

to reduce the population  by selective slaughter.

Did vriska ever acknowledge she knew of kanayas flushed feelings for her?

No, she thought Kanaya had feelings for Tavros and that’s why she stopped talking to her.

so, say that nothing "out there" happened in Act 7, just all the plot loops being closed, and the cherubs will eventually be born on Earth. (my personal interpretation is that the kids would ensure LE never exists, but no one else is saying that). my question is why would the kids abandon earth, letting it become a wasteland? i know the star it orbits is dying, but they've moved a planet once before... its just very upsetting to think about...

Maybe they aren’t as immortal as we think.