June 2016

BET YOU CAN'T TELL ME A JADE FACT THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW

She’s the oldest Beta kid

I knew that Erifact too. You have failed me.

No one wanted to go to his planet because they were scared of his trigger happiness and the angels

(On the phone and can't make a proper submission) But If you wanted an awesome Equius fact, he actually is the one that reveals that slam poetry was an ancient noble artform on alternia, just before his rap battle with Dave :D and despite the fact he actually enjoys many aristocratic practices, slam poetry is not one of his strongest skills and he is quite shy about sharing them.

I don’t think anybody could forget the gr8est scene in all of Homestuck

Are denizens based on only Ancient Greek monster/deities (Typheus, Echidna, etc.) or can they be from any culture?

Any Culture

is dave or rose the second oldest?

Dave 

Surprising Rose fact?

One time she made fun of Tavros by typing in his quirk

Okay you are really disappointing me with these Erifacts.

Dude, I’m getting like 5 of these questions a minutes. I don’t have the time to delve into the deeper, most forgotten parts of the comic. Why don’t you try to give me an eridan fact that I don’t know if you know so much.

Can I have a happy Vriska fact please

She’s Hussie’s favorite character

Who's the youngest Beta kid?

John

tell me something I don't know about Jane

She like Jeff Foxworthy, but not because of his comedy, she just thinks he hot

Interesting Caliborn fact if you're not too busy please?

He is Jake’s Patron Manbro and is really gay

So what happened to the mothergrub egg thingy to make more trolls? I know Roxy could make it and I think I remember her making it for Kanaya, but we never saw what happened to it in the end, i think.

Kanaya has it. When the time comes it will hatch into a young Mother Grub that will eventually be able to start pumpin out troll larva

Did Jade end up with someone? She was my favorite and some of the relationships in the end there was a lil fuzzy...

Not canonically

How are blood colours determined?

Genetic

how come their hair doesn't grow over the years? Do they cut it themselves or

Kanaya probably did haircuts for meteor crew, and for the other guys I like to think Nannasprite cut their hair

are cherubs necessary to mention in a fan made session (with different ocs and stuff)?

Probably not

What's the inversion theory?

I talk about it here

Mod a answered something about Aranea being the same age as all the other trolls, but didn't mod t say she lived billions of years or am I reading this wrong?

They lived the same amount of time before they died, but Aranea has been in the dreambubbles longer because of how the Furthest Ring works

How many kids/trolls went grimdark

1

Not really a fact or anything, but do any mods like Heinoustuck? I recently found it but I feel it's already died out in the Homestuck fandom?

I never really got into it, but I know it was a really big deal back in like 2013

So when the trolls have the sign for say, a Capricorn, is it because they are born in that time?

Nope

this isn't a question but this blog has helped me out so much with understanding the comic and all the crazy stuff/concepts/whatnot from it so thanks so much for running this!

Why does )(ic have all the psychic abilities of other blood castes ?

Check. THe. Faq.

how are signs determined for trolls? like how does one have the sign for Aries or something?

That’s not really discussed. All we know is there are thousands and thousands of signs for each blood color.

why do people think eridan went grimdark?

Because of the one, single panel where hussie darkened his skin tone to contrast with the dark purple background and bright white of his white science indicating the intensity of the situation and that something not so great was about to happen

I thought there were only, I think it was 32, signs?

48 astrological signs, completely different from the ones they wear

forgotten homestuck fact: the mods are gods among men

You bet your ass we are

how do you find your classpect :0

very carefully and with a lot of reading

I thought the trolls only wore astrological signs. What's the difference between troll signs and astrological signs? I've hear a lot of people say that trolls only have 48 signs..

48 Astrological Signs. The troll signs are something completely different. They’re more along the lines of family crests.  Our astrological signs are from the 12 trolls that created our universe because they created our universe

forgotten fact about the tricksters?

So @shelbycragg was commissioned to draw Trickster Roxy as Calliope and after the fact they decided to draw the rest of the Alphas in trickster mode as some fun fanart and then Hussie was just like, “yeah, lets use those”, made a few tweaks and that’s how the Trickster kids were designed and came to be.

When did Kanaya throw an F1 key at Sollux? I neeeeed know,please?

here

whats the canon evidence against the horrorterror theory?

Answered here

would you say Roxy was blushing while holding John's hand because of John or because she was gonna give the ring to Cali?

Did there used to be a mod C and thats why mod t goes by mod t instead of mod c for caliborn

NO I USE MOD T AS A PENNAME SINCE THAT IS A THING ALL GREAT ARTIST DO. I PICKED T BECAUSE IT IS THE FIRST LETTER OF TIME THE ASPECT OF WHICH I RULE OVER AS LORD. PICKING THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME TO BE YOUR ALIAS IS DUMB AND ONLY STUPID BITCHES DO THAT

How come mod T does nost of the asks, or is that just me (not complaining ily but where is mod a and when does mod t sleep??)

Well I was only answering the most yesterday, I hadn’t even gotten on for the past three days, Mod A was doing all the answering then.

Wait why doesnt kankri like the signless? sorry about adding to your pile of asks but i am unable to play openbound

“I’m afraid I pers9nally have tr9u6le c9nd9ning his meth9ds. I d9n’t like t9 use the term “pr96lematic” lightly, 6ut, well, his tactics were n9thing if n9t massively pr96lematic, t9 say the least, empl9ying vi9lent uprising t9 effect change, and em6laz9ning his mark up9n hist9ry and his faithful f9ll9wers with the salty fl9urish 9f a single rude, sh9uted swear w9rd, it’s n9t t9 my taste even th9ugh he is wh9 I w9uld have gr9wn up t9 6e in an9ther life.”