June 2016

Are Davepeta and Jasprose in the new universe with the rest of the gang?

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How did jade go Grimbark again? I know it had to do with influence of the condesce, but how exactly?

Condy was partially controlling her via the bronze-blood animal communing ability. 

As much as i love Gamzee's juggalo jargon personally Atomic double Juggalo backbreaker will always be my favorite scene.

I love Terezi too much for that to be anywhere near my list

Don't forget the ouija penis scene... so iconic

So iconic that it’s the Act title for Act 6 Intermission 2

is grimbark different than grimdark?

Yes, Grimbark is a parody of Grimdark

fave/least fave homestuck kids/trolls?

Roxy, Dave, Equius are my favs kid/trolls. I have no least faves, I love them all

random question: do you know if the map is ever going to get fully updated?

I have no idea my dude, maybe when the epilogue comes out

when a player ascends via quest bed, will their god tiered form appear where their dreamself is (so it normally would be prospit or derse?) or would their dreamself became part of their dead body, so on their planet, or would they be teleported to a third location?

They are teleported to the Battlefield

Is Jane's dad the only guardian/parent that lived?

Yep

do you know how many times dirk and jake have kissed?

nope

i know hussie used to joke about fedorafreak rising to god tier but thats not actually possible right?? was he a player?? i assume none of the guardians wouldve been able to since they didnt play sburb

He was a player, but none of the guardians were

Why did Condy suddenly leave Earth in the beta kids' world, instead of taking it over?

She probably knew it was going to get destroyed

Wait, fedorafreak was a player? Was he from a different session or universe?

Yes he played in a different session

does grimbark work the same way as grimdark?

No

didn't fedorafreak godteir? I specifically remember one of dad's friends god tiering..

Yeah, the Gent of Piss (a joke title, but a title none the less)

dancestors mean descendant/ancestor, right?

Yeppers

was it ever confirmed that jake had an english accent? or was that just a widely-accepted headcanon

I’ve answered this before

are what psionics someone gets specifically tied to each caste or are they simply more common ones, because i cant imagine all rustbloods can talk to ghosts, would kind of defeat Condys plan to censure the sufferer if a good chunk of rustbloods can just talk to him directly onces hes dead

Psychic abilities are tied directly to specific castes, but they really aren’t all that common.

In the Game Bro article where they were supposed to be talking about Sburb, didn't the writer say that they never played it because someone had to go to the hospital and then they watched Hotel Browanda?

Those things did happen but that’s not why Game Bro didn’t play Sburb, he just thought it looked lame

THATS WHAT DANCESTOR MEANS???? I ALWAYs thougt i just missed some part where idk there were different ancestors who... danced... i didnt even question it

In Openbound Porrim makes it up as something for the trolls to call one another since they’re all each others Descendants and Ancestors

what 'canon john voice' is that anon referring to?

warhammer of zillyhoo

was fedora freaks face ever shown? if so what was the page cause I dont remember him being shown.

Nope, we only ever see his text in the one businesslog

I could've sworn sprites not entering the new world was canon. Aren't they even drawn to the battlefield during the reckoning as a way of killing them off? I'm almost certain I've read that at some point.

That’s only theorized, besides the kids’ Reckoning happened in the Beta session so the sprites that survived that and the Alpha sprites were very much still around

Can noneplayers who enter hypothetically god tier like adults?

no

what was the importance of churches?

Matthew 28:19-20: Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”

hey i was thinking of creating an acting troupe that could perform a "montage" of the best scenes in homestuck for different conventions. but i'm having a hard time picking out that right scenes, any suggestions?

The first one that’d be decent for an acting troupt that comes to mind is Penis Ouiji but there’s plenty of good ones out there.  Honestly a pre-cursor to this scene would be amazing

lighthouses and schools are more important than churches. Churches should pay taxes.

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what's up with the handmaids eyes?

That would be her Time Majykks supplied to her by your lord and destruction Lord English

why is there wind in space?

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are sea dwellers only be high blood?

ye

shit I meant how can John use windy powers in space?

John can do whatever the fuck he wants man, he’s the main character.

ok so my friend made a fantroll thats a seadweller that has cerulean blood and its really bugging me. she also gave them the ability to give other trolls the ability to breath underwater. i know this is all horribly marysue, but could you give me some facts as to why none of it would work?

Well for starters Cerulean bloods can’t be seadwellers, they’re too low on the spectrum. The ability to allow other to breathe underwater isn’t terribly unbelievable, as long as it isn’t something like they just snap their fingers and their bug can breathe in the ocean or make other trolls grow gills, those are kinda far out there. But if a troll could hypothetically make a bubble infused with psychic energy that others could use to breathe underwater, that would be fairly believable.

Okay, so, I have a pair of fantrolls, and I'm doing my best to not make them Mary Sue. One has a shade or two lighter (not a mutant) than Equius, hates archery, but uses darts. She has a blacksmith shop, and a blood sucking humming bird lusus. The other one is a lavender blooded seadweller mutant. She was Feferi's slave (by order of HIC), and she can see glimpses of the future. She has a snake lusus.

2 things. HIC has never met Fef or have any interest in her what-so-ever so I doubt she’d order her to have a slave. And is slave troll’s snake lusus a water-dwelling snake? Cause her lusus needs to be aquatic.

Who would you say is the saltiest homestuck character?

Mod t, there are aquatic snakes

I know, I asked if the kind of snake the fan-lusus was based on one. Don’t want a Seadwelling troll with a non-aquatic lusus. 

Where are these magical gifs that rival the supernatural fandom? I need them for super important business things and totally not pestering my friends yep.

It’s called the entire comic my dude, we got gifs, stills, text screen shots, we got it all 8a8y. You can probaly find at least 2 or 3 solid answers to any question.

i personally love mod t

ありがとございますアノンさん。私もあなたが好きです。

Can I ask a question about a fantroll too? Mine is a purple blood, but I made her not a follower of the juggalo religion (she's more fascinated by the teachings of the Signless). Is it canon that every purple blood is part of that religion, or just only the ones we saw? Also, based on an earlier post you made, would it be okay for her to have chucklevoodoo even though she isn't apart of the religion? Lastly, due to influences by other high blood companions, she uses juggling club as weapons.

Not all Purple bloods believe in the Mirthful Gods, and I don’t see why she couldn’t have the chucklevoodoos

It's usually uncommon for Trolls to know about their Ancestors, right? I recall Karkat dismissing it at one point as an old superstition.

Right. Most trolls never know of their forebearers

What happens, when kids/trolls on the new world go to sleep? Do they have normal dreams, they wake up on Prospit/Derse or in a Dream Bubble?

I’m not sure, but I think they’d have normal dreams

why do all seadwellers have to be highbloods?? sorry if you've answered this before. have a nice day.

Because they have different anatomy

Where are the cherubs when we first see them, and how did Gamzee get there? Also, how did they get chained up in the first place, and where is Gamzee during that time?

Future A2 Earth. Gamz got there either by that black hole or by waiting very patiently. And he’s not around during their lives because he’s not supposed to be, he’s somewhere else on the planet.

You I should prove that by answering every ask with a gif from hs

why is rosemary so amazing

what is the best ship in all of homestuck

Whats a go!jane and go!jake?

alright, let's test if hs does have a scene for everything. I asked a friend who knew nothing about homestuck for three things and she said "waifus, fish, and McDonald's"

wh a t johnroxy does NOT compare to Paint and Slick

I’ll take that bet and raise you a 

ok but PM and the Mayor 👀

what abut davekat and rosemary and (vriska)/meenah and .. any ship that aint straight... whats th best gay ship is my question