June 2016

What timeline is Jane from in the trollsona dreambubble with Calliope and Jade? Is grimbark Jade from the dead Davesprite and John timeline? How is that not a doomed timeline, I thought the real one had all of them getting off at the other end and Jade going grimbark? Please help I'm way too confused by this -_-

From the Post-retcon timeline. Grimbark Jade was in both timelines.

The Space Players can teleport?.

No, that’s a first guardian ability

Can you find a pesterlog or page or flash or something funny to convince my friend to read Homestuck?

Is feferis lusus a horrorterror?

No, it’s the emissary to the horrorterrors but not one itself

If psionic abilities are caste locked why would Vriska phrase this the way she did: "she has a mix of telepathic a8ilities too, like mine, plus the animal communion kind more typical of 8rown 8loods." if brown bloods are the only ones capable of communing, why use the word typical?

All trolls have the genetic potential for all psychic abilities (see the Condesce) but the abilities do not naturally surface outside the castes they are associated with.

Do we know what age pupatation happens?

Young, not long after they are hatched.

is go!jane and go!jake in the dream bubbles? why not if theyre not?

They are

when was it stated that alpha kids dont have any doomed timelines except game over?

Oh my gosh, I’m about to add this to the faq. It wasn’t stated but they didn’t have a way to make any until Dave showed up.

Why isn't Fef's lusus emissary /and/ a horrorterror? It looks like one of them. Is there some sort of difference between them?

Glubglub is barely a fraction the size of a Horrorterror, like super itty-bitty in comparison. And Glubglub was artificially created.

The condesce has Scorpio's troll abilities?

yes

Who raised Terezi?

Terezi 

To me it seemed heavily implied that Kankri had a flushed crush on Latula based on their conversations in Openbound. Were there anything that specifically stated it, or was it just implied?

 “Even though Latula has 8een dating Mituna steadily for eons, it’s hardly a secret to anyone that she and Kankri have had complicated unrequited feelings for even longer. So really, much like their descendants.”

Not to burst any bubbles, but can any of the kids be trans if we've seen them as babies (being the same)?

Okay smart guy, then you tell me, is this a boy or a girl and why does it matter:

Why couldn't Dave just use his time powers to go three years forward on the meteor??

Because then John and Jade would be old people and he’d still be 13

Technically speaking, isn't 4/13 the birthday of all the kids, beta and alpha?

Well if you want to go that route then technically speaking, none of them have actual birthdays since none of them were actually born

Is Doc Scratch's head supposed to be the white ball in pool?

Yes, he’s the Cue Ball in the Felt

actually a supernova is the explosion that happens sometimes when a star dies the red sun is a red giant

Right right, my bad, I think I learned that when I was in middle school like a decade ago.

can i fight the homestuck?

Dave also was done with time travel.

That too

A real life baby doesn't work for an example. Stylistically the kids haven't changed, and the females are depicted with certain eyes. It's a bit odd that they've had the same hairstyle for 13-16 years though.

John was born with glasses, I don’t think we can take their baby forms literally

What is everyone's (or just the kids if thats too much) final age (act 7)? I have heard that the kids are only 16 and I have heard that they are 20 (and aged relatively similarly to the length of the comic itself) and idk which is true

Kids are 16 in comic, 20 in our time

If a trans person played sburb could their dreamself be their dreamself embody the gender they Identify as, by will. Also could their dreamself assend to godhood in that same form. I say this because jade was able to grow more arm when she was in dream state so I wounder

Yes

That baby is obviously an attack helicopter. check ur privilege cis scum haha i have no life

How dare you call me, a trans, cis. check yourself b4 you wreck yourself brosky, I will end you

In the timeline the Dave that became a part of Davesprite was from, Terezi tricked John to get killed so he couldn't get Jade into the game which resulted her to be killed by a meteor and so she couldn't prototype Bec into the sprite and therefore preventing the very existence of Bec Noir, right? So was there a timeline where the beta trolls' session was succesful due to the lack of stabby first guardian dogs? Or am I missing something?

Nope, that doomed timeline didn’t affect the trolls at all. Because if no Bec Noir showed up and stopped them from winning then TZ wouldn’t have ended up getting John killed and stopping the creation Bec Noir, so basically if there was no Bec Noir then their would be a Bec Noir, ya dig?

Your desires affect your dreamself? When is that shown? Could someone over-do it (Lazer eyes, different height, more limbs)? Does it still work if your dreamself is your alpha self (main self is dead, revived)? Or is it only while naturally dreaming?

It’s shown here and also when Terezi was talking about how her dreamself was blind because she wanted it to be

But if only the beta kids successfully create a universe and that universe ends up being Caliborn's then it all just loops around. The game is pointless. Nothing new is created. It all just happens over and over again.... that's really depressing.

Thus is the nature of Paradox Space

Is kissing boys illegal

Yes, but that’s not why those Strider boys are in trouble this time

Wait so did Feferi create the dreambubbles, if not how did the dreambubbles come to be?

She negotiated the special dreambubbles to be made

What happens to trolls' lusii after they reach adulthood and leave the planet?

They can go with, seen when Redglare and Mindfang still have their lusii

How did the green moon of Alternia show up?

Doc Scratch

"seen when Redglare and Mindfang still have their lusii" But wasn't that when adults were still allowed on the planet?

Yes, but the trolls were a space fairing race before the 2nd rebellion. I always just assumed it happened in space, but it very well could have happened on Alternia

You said a few asks ago that if it wasn't for Gl'bgolyb, all the trolls would have the same lifespan...

The same lifespan as they do now, not the same lifespan as each other 

what did nepeta ever do wrong

She tried to avenge Equius.

Is Aradia weilding a whip canon or fanon? (And if canon, where is it stated?)

Canon

did anyone ever say puppycock and if so when

No one said puppycock, but poppycock is said 4 times (and only once by our boy in the yellow undies surprise surprise

regular dreambubbles are horrifying!!!!!!!!!!! would all sburb players who dont negotiate for special dreambubbles experience that scary stuff?????

If they went to sleep with only one self, yeah

ah but didn't either kanaya or rose say poppycock atleast once?

Rose and Jake said it once, Eridan said it twice

What are opposing aspects for Time, Void, and Blood?

Space, Light, and Breath theoretically

whos the oldest? like, out of the post-scratch trolls and beta+alpha kids.

Well we don’t know any of the post-scratch trolls’ wiggling days except for Karkat’s so we can’t say for sure. Out of the kids tho the oldest would be Jake and Jade both born on December 1st, 1995. 

what was the last dialog in homestuck?

DIRK: That’s the best fucking question,Anybody ever asked.

Can you explain the whole thing wth Jake kissing Dirk's head?

Here’s an explanation

Would John be the youngest beta kid?

Yeppers, the youngin’ was “born” April 13th 1996

who was the last person shown in homestuck?

Would the condesce have been able to kill Lord English?

No

Hey! I'm sorry if this is asked a lot, but are the alpha kids ectiobiologically related in the same way the beta kids are? If they are, would that make Jane's crush on Jake a bit weird? Or are they just not related at all. Or if they are related, does ectobiology not count?

The Alpha kids are not related at all

Tell me a forgotten fact about Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff predates Homestuck. THe first Sbahj comic was posted on a Penny Arcade forum in March 18th 2009.  A bit over halfway down the page, user S_O is Hussie

Why did rose start drinking on the metor?

To feel closer to her Mom

so when you say that the alpha kids arent related does that mean like alpha jade and alpha john aren't related ?

I mean Jane, Jake, Roxy and Dirk are not genetically related in any way shape or form

PM is sucha beautiful angel who is determined and LAWFUL GOOD and WOW I LOVE HER.

Haha, I know right! Remember she got the White King’s Scepter and White Queen’s ring for Bec Noir leaving them defenseless to stop his tirade?? 

Isn't John technically everyone's dad

I suppose if you consider Frankenstein to be the father of the Frankenstein Monster, then yes he would be