June 2016

Cats are called purrbeasts right?

Nope, they are just called cats

I remember a post going around saying highbloods valued paler skin and the reason Nepeta's trolltag was aesenicCatnip was because Equius was using arsenic to lighten her skin. Is any of this true? It sounds like a far fetched headcanon to me.

That is absolutely not canon

Why is Dave's Sprite orange and Dirk's red? Aren't all the sprites supposed to match up with their respective eye color/blood color?

No. The kids’ sprites match up with their dancestor. Nannasprite is the same color as Jane’s text. Jaspers is the same as roxy’s, Jadesprite is the same as Jake, so on and so forth

can the trolls/kids/whatever remember what happened on their moon?

If they are awake then yes

was aranea evil?

Not really. I’d put her in the “Chaotic Neutral” catergory

Okay, this has bothered me for a while now: how did rose and dave get to the trolls? When one ascends shouldn't they revive on skaia? And what did the green sun have to do with that???

The explosion that created the Green Sun is what killed them.  They died on their Sacrificial Slabs so they revive where they are. The trolls followed the light of the Green Sun to meet up with them out in the Furthest Ring

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Could any player become permanently immortal if they destroyed their godtier clock?

No. Vriska’s clock was destroyed and she remained very much conditionally immortal. Caliborn was just special

Can you still go god tier if your dream self is dead? And will your dream self still be alive after you god tier? How would that work?

Yes, No. Ascend on your bed, your dreamself becomes the main you. You ascend via your slab you remain you but your other selves die

If god tier age, then would they get weaker? Say a session goes on a crazy long time, and the players are well into elderly age would their bodies be weaker?

I think what Mod A was trying to say was they probably age until they’re done with puberty and then stop.

how The Felt get at Universe A2?

Spade Slick brought them through the LE Server in the Furthest Ring

How many clocks destroyed?

1001/1000 CLOCKS DESTROYED

sorry if this is a dumb question, but before the whole aradiabot thing, did sollux actually know aradia was dead? did anybody besides vriska know?

It’s debatable whether or not Sollux knew, but it’s likely that he didn’t.  As for people we know knew, that would include Equius, Vriska,and Terezi.

Caliburn was not just "a special case" he was able to actually destroy his clock because he had the juju breaker

Nope, he was a special case. Vriska’s clock was also destroyed with the juju breaker but she is still very much conditionally immortal.

You guys should make another version of this blog but with Problem sleuth.

That would require that I have read problem sleuth tho

Do we ever hear the trolls speak alternian? Like in a flash or something?

No, but get this. It’s probably the same language as English when spoken.

How do the trolls typing quirks work if Alternian is a different alphabet?(for example, Feferi uses )(, which looks like the English letter H, but doesn't look like the Alternian symbol for H)

if one of the Captors died on the quest bed, would one of their dream selves just die or would it become another god tier doomed to die?

One dreamself would ascend the other would die

Im not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet but the Alternian language looks like the deadric alphabet from the Elder Scrolls series.

It is, just flipped

Why exactly was Vriska so upset with (Vriska)?

Because Vriska is a fuckin’ punkass 8itch

IF A TIMELINE ISNT THE ALPHA ONE IS IT AUTOMATICALLY DOOMED TO ERASE OR ARE THERE ALSO ALTERNATE TIMELINES WHERE EVERYTHING GOES JUST FINE AS WELL

Alt. Timelines are all doomed yo

I was playing the first Meenahbound, and when you 'be' Latula and talk to Porrim, Latula says that she stresses out about not doing her typing quirk correctly and not putting 'z' on the ends of words, and the tag was '#sp3c14lly wh3n 1m off my m3ds'. If im right, then that suggests that Latula has some mental condition like maybe anxiety, that she has to take medication for. Is that sounding correct?

Probably.

when will vASKA return from the war

never

Since the Roxy and Dirk sort of grew up with troll customs do you think they follow the quadrant system? AR made a joke about things being beyond the pail/pale

Except they didn’t grow up with troll customs. The only troll alive was Condy and she wasn’t involved with their lives very much (directly at least)

One thing that confused me. Does not being THE Alpha timeline make you doomed, or are you only doomed by not closing all the stable timeloops? Could a timeline, in theory, un-doom itself by closing the loops?

You can’t fix an unstable timeloop without creating a doomed timeline. Because in order to stop the timeloop from becoming unstable you’d have to go back to stop yourself from doing what you did which would in of itself create another timeline. One where you were doomed and one where your doomed self stopped you from becoming doomed.

How old is John now, in canon, given how many years passed there??

16

In the third Meenahbound why does Damara always see Hussie at the exposition stand no matter if she goes there first or second, and Meenah only sees Aranea? I know Hussie says that Damara is only meant to be there after Meenah has, but I still find it odd that Damara can't see Aranea. Do you think Aranea is trying to avoid Damara?

Damara is how you see Hussie, it’s a special treat. If Damz didn’t see Hussie then we wouldn’t get all that gr8 made up bullshit about the trolls. I don’t think there’s any actual character motive why she doesn’t see Aranea

How did a planet of humans come from a universe supposed to be inhabited by trolls?

Science?

Do we know of any canon ways to escape grimdarkness or trickster mode besides death?

trickster mode kinda just wore off. grimdark might do the same. It’s unknown

e trolls cannibals , or do they eat other kinds of grubs, since they seem to use grubs for everything.

there are different species of grubs. some are eaten, some are used as tech, and some for games, so on and so forth

how is the matriorb fertilized? like, do we know how many/what kind of troll(s) were/are in it?

Trolls don’t hatch from the matriorb. It’s a Mother Grub egg.

is it ever rlly explained why the trolls have their typing quirks?? like is it just to have them or is there an actual reason. thank u if u answer and have a nice day

Is that what the blog will be now that homestuck has ended? A mouthpiece for you to help begging nobodies who deserve everything they're getting? You and your faggot, degenerate friend can fuck off.

You…are not very nice…

does kankri's celibacy mean he doesn't want any concupiscent quadrants or that he doesn't want any quadrants at all?? or that he just doesn't want sex?

I think just the concupiscent quadrants based on how he was talking about moirallegiences with Karkat

I'm sorry that person was so rude to you, you really didn't deserve that

Eh, it comes with the territory of running a big blog. Ain’t nothin’ but a thing. 

Why did Aranea mind-control a bunch of Damaras? Im sure it was to perform a single task but im not sure what that was.

So she would move the Prospitan Battleship

Again, about the rose/dave ascension & green sun space shenanigams: The green sun already existed when the trolls where there, waiting for the kids, and they just jumped out! The explosion that killed rose and dave made the green sun! So what happen

Here’s a timeline:  Dave and Rose exploded the Tumor, died and made the Green Sun. Meteor gang sees the new light in the sky and starts heading  there.  Aradia and Half Sollux show up because they were in the bubbles so they were closer. Dave and Rose then rise up out of the Sun (takes a few minutes because this thing is freaking huge). Then the meteor crew arrives at the sun. They have a short meet n greet, WV shows up and then they head on out for A2

You know when Aranea tries to kiss Jake and she says she knows he's attracted to her? She does have those empath powers but it kinda makes her sound like a fuckboi, do you agree?

oh my gosh

Is tab soda actually a thing???

Yeah, it was like the original Diet Coke. It was real big in the 80′s or something.

Pretty much everything in Homestuck is real. Homestuck is a documentary.

Homestuck: the only archive needed for future generations. You got your Tab Soda, your ICP, your fruit gushers, wax lips, scotty dogs, your Guy Fieris, scary Wolf heads, Charles Duttons, Rufio!, your Snoop Dog and Nic Cage, your Faygos, etc..  What else do you need?

What's with the '8 to the power of Y equals SBHJ' thing?

wait, wax lips?

Yeah, wax lips, lips made of wax

Wouldn't that make Jake the fuckboy, since he's the one having someone forced upon him, in a prison no less?

I guess they’re both fuckboys, under different definitions

Is it possible for two players of the same aspect to be in the same session? And would the same be true for classes?

It isn’t stated in canon but it’s likely that there can’t be two of the same aspect or class in a session

Why is Sawtooth's mouth a triangle wave when squarewave's mouth is a squarewave?

Irony

What's the origin of Crowbar Juju Breaker?

There isn’t one. Juju’s don’t have an origin. Their timeline is cyclical 

Crowbar (Felt member) has some type of powers?

He was smart

What is Equius' relation to Lord English?

Equ is a piece of LE, one of the 3.5 souls that was trapped within Cal

but isnt the whole thing about karkat is that he actually sucks at being a leader?

No, he’s a good leader, but he doesn’t think he is. It seems to be a running theme with Knights to not like/not think they’re good at their Aspect.

What if Terezi is in Act 7, as the camera :0

But her eyes no work? How she use the camera?