June 2016

was it ever stated where the ancestors were born/lived?

Alternia at various more specific locations and times. Except for Damara, she was brought directly to Doc Scratch’s place.

The first guardians don't need sleep or eat?

Bec eats and sleeps. He might not need to, but he does.

Why Pre-retcon Feferi and Nepeta don't talk?

Because the fandom desperately wanted them too and Hussie is a meanie

The session of FedorasFreak was a normal session and no a dead session?

Unknown

HOW is grandpa harley mom lalonde's father? When does he 'adopt' her? theres nothing on the wiki about it but its on the family tree in your faq

Answered here

Jack is the only carapacian with a name? and exist some head canon name for WV, PM DD and other caparacians?

WV, PM, DD, HB, CD, AR, WQ, and WK all have canon names. Jack is far from being the only  carapacian with a canon  name

You saying in that Damara post that nobody has ever wanted to sleep with someone they found scary and unsettling? ;)

Did Damara confirm that trolls have nipples?

yes

Intelligence is a power in homestuck? Not surprising

Well compared to the other members of the Felt, yeah intelligence is a power.

Is nepeta as weak as people assume in canon or???

No

Why does Jack Noir have a name (in addition to his SS names...) while the other carapacians just have like... titles based on initials? specifically the kids' exiles, since the Midnight Crew and Snowman have names

Because there’s just so many of this guy running around it’d be hard to keep track of him without a few extra names lying around

Can sburb sessions be uneven? And also, if you don't mind two questions, if two sessions were to join later in game, could one have a time player and the other a space player without dooming the session(s)? Thank you.

Yes: Caliborn’s, and I don’t see why not

Before you made a post about the characters with the most influence on the story. If I recall, John, Caliborn and Dirk were among the top tier that you deemed to have had the greatest effect on the story. What exactly has Dirk done that made him qualify?

Dirk actually did a lot to help the sides of evil. He created Lil Hal who would become part of LE while also being the dominate personality in Doc Scratch. He made Caliborn his robot leg which would allow him to escape his sarswapagus and play the game. And he put all those souls into Lil Cal thus creating Lord English himself

All life players have a second life for their dream self, like Jane?

Nope, Fef’s didn’t come back after it was cut in half. 

Only the Kink, Queen and agents are the same in all sessions?

Out of the Carapacians, yeah

Why are you sure about the dersites can use the WQ ring?

It has no differences from the BQ’s ring except who the original owner is. There’s no reason they shouldn’t be able to.

What are the Blood and Doom God tier powers?

Some stuff about unity and disaster

If Jane's session doesn't have a ectobiology lab, how Gcat was created?

First Guardians and Baby Players are made at different ecto-labs

Why the planets of the medium have gravity? Why i'm asking that, the answer is so obvious MAJYYKS.

Every celestial object has its own gravitational force

what happened to the john in davesprites timeline? I think i remember something about him being burned.

He got killed by his denizen

So in essence, Homestuck is a story of Dirk's fuck-ups?

Homestuck is a story about the results of Dirk’s fuck-ups, yeah

Roxy was the leader of the alpha kids? Didn't Jane enter the medium first? I'm pretty sure that terezi said the leader had to enter the medium first

When did Dirk make Caliborn's metal leg?

Um the flaw in your planet thing is that the yacht isn't in perspective of the volcano, sorry

Read the second one I made using a different way not depending on perspective. 

How do Jade's planets still have gravity if they're *that* small?

They’re real dense

if sollux is not dead (half-dead), then where did sollux from erisolsprite come?

The Sollux in Erisol can from Half-Dead Sollux which made him a Fully-Alive Sollux

how exactly did trickster mode begin in the first place? what triggered it?

Calliope sent Jane the code for her juju. And Caliborn sent Jake the code for his juju which he sent to Jane as a b. day present. Jane made both of them and they merged together and then trickster mode happened

When Sollux died on the meteor, who was the Sollux who showed up with Aradia?

One of Sollux’s dreamselves

I thought death/doom wasn't required for prototyping, just notably frequent like many other things in paradox space

In terms of players prototyping into their own sprite evidence suggests that the player would need to be doomed/dead. But yes, normally it’s just something the kernel prefers.

if doc scratch is all-knowing, why did he seem so shocked when terezi informed him that vriska had his magic cue ball?

There are void pockets that he cannot see into

where does "dancestor" come from?

descendant/ancestor

Where were the characters' names suggested?

the mspa forums

What happened to the glitches Post-Retcon?

They were never there to begin with

On that note, aren't the names of the Beforus trolls all unused suggestions for Alternia trolls? (As in Kankri was a name suggestion for Karkat, and so on)

Yes

I'm probably the only one here who doesn't like Davekat

I don’t like Davekat. Doesn’t mean it’s not canon.

Given that John only ever states that he is "not a homosexual", rather than that he is a heterosexual, isn't it possible that he could be asexual? Or is there canon evidence to contradict this that I'm forgetting about?

I personally headcanon John as being Ace but never really questions himself about it so he just lives his life thinking he’s straight

Isnt roxy het too since shes only liked guys and is crushing on john

It’s never been stated that she is straight. She could totally be into girls too and just not have said anything because the only girl she met up until the Betas showed up is Jane who is a straight.  She calls Jane hot frequently, is that in a friend way or a gay way, I dunno  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you decide that for yourself

Has jade ever even shown any kind of attraction towards anyone? She probably is ace and aromantic. Also, when is it hinted at that Roxy wants a relationahip with callie? Or is that just fanon

Jade dated Davesprite for awhile, but she could still be aro. And Roxy/Callie is not canon.

Who is YOUR homestuck OTP :33

You can check out my ships here dawg

I'm so sorry, but where did the Genesis Frog come from?

The Genesis tadpole is formed ecto-biologically using the ecto-slime of dozens of other kinds of frogs

Excuse me, when we were told that Jane could only revive someone once, did that mean just the Jane in the Pre-retcon timeline, or every Jane in every doomed timeline? Because I was wondering why they didn't just get a lot of Jane's that had went God Tier in doomed timelines to help out? Or would that have just over complicated things for everyone? Thanks!

She needs a body to review them and ghost are just ghosts. Jane can’t revive a ghost, if she could there’d be no need for the Ring of Life

why davekat?? why not johndave?? :( im sad

It’s not 2011 anymore, that’s why

what does "JANE: IF JAKE'S THE RAINBOW, THEN JUST CALL ME A LITTLE HOUSE FROM KANSAS! "mean?

That means she’s over him. 

i feel like how Dave was kinda mad about how John didn't get that he and Karkat were in a relationship was a metaphor about the fandom not getting it either until someone explicitly told us is canon (sorry about the grammar)

I wouldn’t put it past Hussie to do that

Mod T, I just wanted to tell you that you're so??? Awesome????? Like, you put up with a lot of questions you've already answered and hardly complain. And you seem willing to trudge through miles of Homestuck for an answer. That's just really cool to me and you deserve a lot of thanks for it.

Why did post retcon Vriska brought Equius/sprite back? Did she felt there was a need? in like to HC that she felt she had a debt with him, what do you think?

I've been hearing about something called "wonderwall" in the fandom, what is it?

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

Didn't Vriska call Sollux Arafia's boyfriend? If so, was it maybe just taunting then?

They’re like 13 and given it was Vriska that said it, it was most likely just taunting

Is it true that sburb purposely places sprites on the battlefield while reckoning happens to kill them off

Possibly

Can transportalizers teleport people to other sessions?

Kinda, there are ones in the Frog Temple which can be used to get to Prospit and Derse allowing people to get to the session from their planet