July 2016

did trickster mode happen in the retcon? I honestly can't remember if someone mentioned it after John retconned the alpha timeline

Yeah it happened, Jake had the trickster pistols

is alpha!dave related to alpha!rose? and what about alpha!john and alpha!jade? are they related?

They are dave and rose are biological siblings as are john and jade. John and Jade were also raised together much akin to their ancestors before them.

If Caliborn is gay (I don't know if it's canon that he is that's just what I always hear) then why did he want the 'porn' of Jane and Roxy?

Caliborn’s definition of “gay” is “being jolly and festive together” so he’s not gay in the gay sense, unless you think he is, cause if you think he’s gay then the dude’s gay, but canonically wise the basis for saying he’s gay comes from that

Did Terezi ever visit the dream bubbles? If so, how did she die to get there?

She got there by dreaming and by physically passing through the bubbles

So IK that people in Equius' look caste where naturally strong, but is there a reason he was that strong? And didn't they want to cull him for it?

He was that strong because he was awesome. And why would the empire want to cull such a asset, and one so loyal to their order of things? He would have been turned into a fine soldier had the world not ended.

what did vriska's doomsday devices do?

Nothing…. but the chains holding it snapped causing it to slam into a cliff, explode, break Equius’s hive leading to the death of both of their lusii

T+A=TA=Sollux The mods are actually sollux

The thrilling conclusion:

How long was the Troll's session?

612 hours

(Sending again just in case) but Jade spilled blood in the Jack fight when she shot Dave

Yes she did

Why does the fandom wildly believe that Karkat is short?? Was there any canonical proof of this??

he angry

how did sollux become half-dead/blind in the first place?

answered here

Can you name all of the mods because i have only seen mod A and T.

Mod F, Mod L, and Mod A (more commonly referred to as The Other One) were active from the blogs conception until April of 2013. They then each passed a mantle down to myself as well as two others whose Mod titles I don’t recall because they were only really around for like a couple weeks. And then I recruited the current Mod A in May of 2015.

im probably going to be asking a lot of you here and i understand if you dont want to compile all of this but on what pages did Doc Scratch pester/contact the trolls/kids?

Check this out dawg

I'm sorry Mod A, but Mod T has won the title of "Best Fav Mod Ever" in my book. You're awesome too though. (Thank you so much for managing this blog, you don't realise how much it has helped me)

Congradiations anon, you’re my new best friend 👍 . And I’m glad you like the blog :3 I like running it, even if I hate you all on occasion. I probably get more out of running it then you guys do from reading it lmao

To the short Karkat anon, at one point in act five while talking to Karkat Equius describes Karkat as "a tactical midget with a short fuse"

That’s tru

Did hussie ever actually draw any of the trolls w boobs I legit can't remember

Yes, most of the femme ancestors are drawn with some good ol’ fashion alien tiddies

Just to be clear, when a doomed time line is erased after a certain amount of time do the people from that time line get to "live" in the dream bubbles or are they just erased from existence completely? Also who erases the doomed timelines or does it happen naturally somehow?

They are completely erased, that’s why we never seen any Gamzee’s in the dream bubbles. And they’re erased by Paradox Space.

frick

D–> How 100d

Mod T and A thanks for putting up with our crap 😘

No prob bob, I’ve been in this fandom long enough to know how to shovel some shit if you know what I mean

whats the point of alien ladies having tiddies... like.... they are raised by lususes....

The point is alien tiddies, what more reason do you need??

Dave DID have the most success though and without his success they wouldn't have the fraymotifs davesprite maybe and dead jacks.

Dave had the most success because Terezi was guiding him the entire time and was much better at it than Vriska or Karkat

Troll boobs > vestigial organs: organs that are not needed or used but haven't been erased by evolution yet

That being said, couldn’t troll boobs be a vestigial structure? After all what need would a insectoid species that doesn’t even raise it’s own have for fleshy milk bags

So trolls sleep in slime so they don't have the dreams would they still need sopor if they were far enough away from Alternia?

It’s unlikely that they’d need it since the nightmares were most likely caused by the chucklevoodoos of purple bloods of which now there is only one

How is Mod T so amazingly fantastic?

is it fanon that jack dropped the stove on jake because he was an ''english''

Fanon. The real reason he left them there was because, and I quote “[He]  suddenly [doesn’t] care about them at all”

Has a homestuck character ever been shown shirtless?

All the kids and the post-scratch trolls have been shown shirtless

When have they been shown shirtless

But if that circumstance didn't go that exact way wouldn't it doom the timeline? so the training must be necessary.

Well in that sense, yeah, Dave had to be abused by his Bro.

YOU PROBABLY GET THIS ASKED A LOT BUT WAS JADE A FURRIE????

She was not, she just like anthropomorphic animals

why do people ship Kankri with people in concupiscent quadrants if he is a celibate?

Because people like shipping

tavsolsprite looks like he has muffin chops omg

Well Sollux does have hella sideburns

If doomed timelines get erased, explain all of the dead children and trolls in the dream bubbles.

If you die before the timeline is erased then your ghost lives on in the bubbles. That was the whole reason Meenah exploded her team.

Are sensitive troll horns canon or fanon?

fanon

where is it confirmed that they will die eventually?:i need proof !! ToT

It’s never stated that they wouldn’t die, so…

rufioh is trying to leave horuss??

Rufioh: and yada yada… then we all d1ed… and we been together ever s1nce. all th1s t1me as ghosts.. wh1ch 1s… a long t1me, you know? and 1’ll always be grateful for what we had together… but… 1 guess people change. even as ghosts, they change, 1f you g1ve em long enough… they start want1ng d1fferent th1ngs… aw man! 1’m go1ng about th1s all wrong… say1ng way too much, but not what 1 want to say… sh*t, haha. 1 should just use the bravery you helped me understand 1 always had, and just say 1t…1 th1nk we should break up.”

Horuss: 8=D < Oh! I’m sorry, what did you say?My ear valves filled up with sweat, and I didn’t catch most of that…. Hey, why don’t we participate in an enjoyable activity together later, as romantic afterlife partners?…..

Rufioh: um. yeah… we can do that… 1 guess. that sounds… uh… dope.“

how did Jake's dream self die?

He was poisoned

Stupid question but why did the other mods quit?

They lost interest

Is there anything to support the whole "Feferi is anorexic" thing?

That’s a thing? No, there not evidence to support that to my knowledge

I know what you should be for Halloween. Mine. ;)

Damn anon, that’s almost as smooth as Doc Scratch’s chromedome 

Did jade have any way of flying before being Godtier? (Im asking this because all of the other beta kids did and I can't remember if jade did)

Her Iron Lass Suit had flight capabilities

yes, and then he REPEATED his assertion that he is not a homosexual 3 years later, on page 9387 ( ?s=6&p=009387 )

There are still plenty of sexualities that he could be that don’t include dude lovin’

Happy birthday to the bestest blog of Homestuck facts there is

Why were the Dancesters eyes white?

They’re dead

So mod t, I've noticed you talking a lot about aromantics and asexuals, do you happen to identify as such?

Why as a matter of fact I do, aro, ace and age. I’ve made an asexuality post the last two national coming out days and perhaps I’ll make another on one of my other a labels this coming october, only time will tell :3 \

 If you’d like to discuss this any further or have any questions regarding the matter, please direct them to my personal blog as not eat into all the homestuck-y goodness.

*throws cakes everywhere* DID SOMEONE SAY BIRTHDAY!? -batterwitch

Why are they called Dancesters? They dance?

Descendant/Ancestor

why does everyone says roxy is bi and feels things for jane? like didnt she explicitly refused to kiss jane at some point? and i never watched her flirting with girs, but she did flirted with john, dirk and she even said she liked jake at some point. is there any reason why everyone says she likes jane more than just calling her hot?

You also must realize when she refused to kiss Jane, Jane was dead and covered in blood.  And yes, we’ve never seen her flirt with girls before but also consider the only girls she’s interacted with are Her best friends Jane and Callie, Her ecto-daughter and her girl friend, bad guys (Grimbark Jade, )(IC, and Aranea), and Terezi who she only really talk about survival or John with.

Is mod A usually active during the night or just when they can help out.

Mod A, like myself is active when they have the time and feel like getting on. We don’t have set shifts as to when we blog.

Jade has still Narcolepsy?

Nope, Jade never really had Narcolepsy to begin with! Her sporadic sleeping was caused by Vriska testing her powers out

What's the status on hiveswap? I haven't heard anything recently

Still in production