July 2016

Didn't dave break the unbreakable katana?

Yeah, he cut it in Collide

Why/how are the Dancesters dead? I sent one before on why their eyes are white so.........

Meenah exploded them all with a bomb and now they’re dead, livin it up in the dreambubbles as ghosties

Terezi has a relationship with gamzee? :v

Pre-retcon she was in an abusive kismessitude with him

What do you mean "autistic" because in my language it means being stupid, i mean, i bet theres some other word for what youre mentioning. Just the thing that comes up when you google translate the word means stupid. Not trying to say anything here please dont kill me

sigh…It’s a shame that that’s what it translates to in whatever language you speak. Autistic is an adjective describing someone that has Autism Spectrum Disorder, which is a developmental disorder. Unfortunately people do still use it as an insult.

I think the worst part about going on anon is that you don't know when your question gets asked so you keep having to go back to the blog to check

This is why it’d be easier to just not go on anon, especially considering the number of asks we have and the likelyhood of it getting overlooked.

So when you say that John could be other sexualities that don't involve boy lovin, are you referring to like ace and aro?

Yes, or something along the ace spectrum. Or, he could be a SAPIOSEXUAL

How did the grand highblood die?

Unknown

Honestly just God bless you for makin sure everyone's keepin our faves queer

That’s what Homestuck’s all about, allowing the reader to project themselves and their traits onto the characters. That’s why everything from appearances, to sexualities is kept so vague.

did Karkat's group made a scratch? id they didn't then how did the dancestors get made?

The dancestors did the scratch. Karkat made them and they got sent back via a glitch

Why did Feferi want to be just moirails with Eridan..? Sorry if this is a stupid question but.. Was it the way he was or how he came off or just cause-?

She just didn’t like him like that

Is Damara sexual with every dancestor or just Horuss/Rufioh

If you mean the vulgar things she says, she says that shit to everyone.

If you mean like actually having sex, there’s no evidence to suggest she ever did that with anyone

How did Jake get poisoned?

lmao sapiosexuality is ableist as fuck. its based on traditional ideas of intelligence and self-worth

*whispers* I know, that’s why I wrote it italicized in all caps

How did Vriska and Meenah end up being a small thing

Well it started as them trying to collectively start an army to defeat LE, and then they formed a pirate armada to find the weapon to defeat him. They spent several sweeps together doing this and once it all fell apart and it was just them left, they started to fall in gay with each other, got tattoos, and rolled down a hill together before having some sloppy makeouts

why did dave's dead body from the doomed timeline show up in the alpha when he was trying to retrieve rose's journal? isnt that different than how timelines normally work?

He time traveled back to that point so the dead body being there is normal, like with all the dead aradiabots

PSA Google translate it shite

I know Google translate is shit. That’s why I didn’t use it.

What's the worst thing you've seen happen in the fandom?

There are so many fucked up things that happened in this fandom back in the day, I can’t possibly choose one thing to be “the worst”

When did Cronus flirt with Eridan?

Ministrife

try to choose. or just pick one that pops into your head

The worst thing ever in the fandom I want to say, would have been 2011-2013 Homestuck Con Culture in general. The bucket throwing, the not sealing the body paint, the Daves, my god the Daves, the mass photoshoots, the obnoxious over the top roleplaying, The Bucket Phasers, the general disrespect we as a fandom had for others and a ton of other stuff I’m forgetting.

Sorry if this is passive aggressive it's just really personal for me. Technically Sapiosexual is not ableist just rude. implying that calling someone stupid means you are calling someone mentally disabled is in fact ableist in and of itself. -signed someone who worked with/has mentally disabled family members

Okay, you’re free to think that. But I disagree. I would argue as to why I think that, but I lack the ability to form coherent arguments. -signed someone who is mentally disabled.

Do you know of any good resources for what the trolls call things? (Like how they call their quest beds quest cocoons)

Yeah, there’s a list on the wiki

is kankri the new mod cause i came here for facts and all i see are arguments about ableism

If anything it’d be Porrim

Can you name some bands you like :3

This is not the place to ask that anon

Only the alternian low bloods would use silly troll names right? The highbloods used english human terms? Or was that fanon/from som fan comic?

That’s canon

A Thief, Rogue, Prince and a Bard of Life can revive other people?

Possibly a Thief or Rogue, but definitely not the destruction classes.

hey y'all what's everyone bitching about today

They’re bitching about everything and I can’t deal with this.

Why so many responses in the form of Caliborn quotes?

Because he is so good at dealing with the haters, also Caliborn is amazing and hilarious and his quotes are entirely underrated

That pokemon picture is why Mod T is the best waifu

Thanks :3 I’ll take any chance I can get to mix Homestuck and Pokemon together, they are the two great loves of my life.

How does someone in a session of SBURB exile a derseite or prospitan?

They send them through the Skaian Defense Portals

Forgotten fact about Bec Noir?

Jackspers Noirlecrow

do you have a list of all the past mods of this blog

I mean, I can give you their mod titles, but as for them as people/their blogs I don’t really recall

Was rose a witch/practicing witchcraft?

In the religious/spiritual sense, not canonically

The faq isn't working for me either on mobile. It just takes me to your latest post

I’m gonna guess you have an android? That’s been a consistent issue for years. Just open whatever browser is on your phone and go to forgottenhsfacts.tumblr.com and use the links there.

What does bucketphase mean?

Y’know Weaboos? That but for Homestuck.

When people submit facts through ask, do you post them? I'm asking because I sent an ask about Jackspers Noirlecrow (the name in particular) a while ago and I never saw it being posted. I might be wrong and I just didn't see it, but I doubt it. I check this blog everyday! Or maybe it didn't even send properly? I don't know, the fact you gave the anon just reminded me. Thank you for your time.

Sometimes we do, sometimes they might get buried, or if we already have it or if we don’t think it’s that forgotten we won’t. But usually stuff just gets buried.

What was Jasper's secret

Here 

Who / what is )(IC

Her Imperial Condescension 

What determines who will fly first as god tier? This takes time, right? Like you can't just wake up after dying and instantly fly, right??

You can fly as soon as you ascend

How old would everyone who survived the game and are now living in the new world be as of today?

The kids and trolls were 16 when they won, fast forward to this year they’d be 20/21. Dad’s probably in his early-mid 40s.

isn't the felt #1 itchy and not ichi. it said itchy during the felt comic on paradox space which was written by hussie.

It is. I misspelled it

Can we see all the pictures Caliborn drew?

What happened to Jadesprite? Did she die, go on the golden boat or something else??

She became Jade, thus the dog ears, y’know

what is the sharpie case? :0

Someone tried to dye their skin grey for troll cosplay using sharpies and vodka? I think. 

to the jadesprite anon: when someone goes godtier they become their dream self, since jadesprite was prototyped with dream jades corpse, she became jade when jade went god tier. jadesprite was also prototyped with bec, which is why godtier jade has dog ears and first guardian powers, since those also became her

This is in the faq too

would caliborn and calliope have different planet/denizens??

Likely same Planet, different Denizens

What does the [S] stand for in things like [S] Colide and etc

Is it okay to avoid someone who's kin with a character that triggers you?

You are asking the wrong blog my friend

Is it cheaper to alchemize a scaled down version of an item? I.E. if an item is 1 meter long and costs 100 grist, would it be cheaper to alchemize a .5 meter long version of that item for less than 100 grist?

Yes, as seen when John made the Fear No Anvil

Why is this blog so good?

What did john change his pesterchum handle to throw off the trolls? What was it before?

it was ghostyTrickster fitting the GCAT theme of everyone’s chum handles