August 2016

How do god tiers resurrect?

Magic

What were the kid-troll conversation numbers in terms of chronology, back when the kids were still guided into SBURB, all I remember is that the last conversation for both parties was 7-7, but what about the first six? Like when Kanaya firsts talk to Rose from her perspective is not the same when rose first spoke to kanaya, if that makes sense? Sorry it's all jumbled.

Here you go. And it may seem like I had to do a lot of work to figure this out but it was actually explained in this pesterlog, how nice of them. Good luck with the other trolls, most conversations weren’t shown.

what was the point of game over timeline if it got zapped in the end anyway

Because, as is the case with most doomed timelines, the events that occurred within it were necessary for the Alpha timeline. If the G.O. timeline hadn’t happened then John never would have gotten his retcon powers, everyone would have died, and Universe C and by extensions the Cali twins never would have been created.

I remember gamzee originally going crazy because of Dave, but my friend remembers him running out of sopor slime??? what happened?

It depends entirely on your interpretation. Neither are wrong.

Does anyone know what troll horns are made of? I think it might be some sorta space cartilage but I'm not sure.

It’s most likely a form of keratin as they are definitely not made of bone as shown when the young Handmaid electrocutes herself

Why is it that when you actually think further into Homestuck it gets considerably more confusing than it already is?

Fundamental misunderstanding of temporal mechanics? I dunno, I haven’t had that problem since the first time I read Act 1

when did jade wear her dead shuffle dress?

There was one wearing it in the dream bubbles

aren't all Sburb/Sgrub players who don't have a dreamself anymore supposed to enter the dream bubbles when asleep/unconscious? do they have normal dreams sometimes?

Yes and they can have normal dreams, but I’m not sure what determines when they wake in the bubbles and when they dream

also, doesn't aranea have the power to heal minds or something? why did she use that power on jake instead of dirk?

does the comic ever show jake realizing what dirk was talking about on page 006758?

Nope. It never shows him make the connection. He obviously knows later in the story but that revelation is to remain unseen

Why couldn't Vriska just flip her sprite (turn-ways) like Jack did in the intermission to get her vision 8-fold back?

She wasn’t that meta until way farther down her storyline

I'm probably remembering wrong, but isn't there a page where Gamzee says he stopped eating sopor pies after the trolls got on the meteor?

He says here that he hasn’t had a pie in a long time and here he specifies that he’s all out of sopor slim

Is the term "classpect" ever stated in canon?

Nope, not that I can find

Where was the timeline where Gamzee killed everyone pre-sgrub? Can you explain it please?

Well there’s not much to it, Gamzee went on a rampage and killed everyone before they could play the game

How come Gamzee didn't die when Caliborn was shooting him? Since Gamzee didn't actually reach god tier, he should still be able to die.

Because Gamzee had the strongest kind of armor there is: Plot Armor

Why does Kurloz steal Vriska's coat? (/?s=6&p=007966) Is it to make LE's Cairo overcoat, or for something else?

The speculation is that it was a component in the Cairo Overcoat but it’s never confirmed

so in the midnight crew intermission, jack came across a picture of jeff foxworthy. would you happen to remember if that was brought up again?

The only other time Foxworthy is mentioned is when Jane is talking about Dad Crocker’s taste in comedians and in regards to the poster on her wall