April 2017

I don't quite remember dave and terezi dating? when did that happen?

Pre-retcon Act 6, they dated for about a year I believe

Considering Signless/Disciple was outside of the quadrants and monogamous it seems to suggest that Karkat is also naturally monogamous and that's why he felt that way about Terezi, not that it was specifically something unhealthy by itself. Cause at that point you're saying that monogamy is unhealthy.

Okay now you’re just twisting my words, I’m done talking about this topic

hi could you link to that panel where dave is talking to dirk about being bisexual by citing his past crush on john and also jade as a friendly reminder to people that dave is, in fact, bisexual in canon?

Okay, I’ll link the panel, but he likely wasn’t saying he had a crush on John and Jade, he was asking Dirk how to tell them about his sexuality because he ends that conversation with “how did you tell your friends”.

So is Dirk/Kanaya canon? :/

Now there’s a buddy ship with lots of potential

Does mod T is gay?

very

the only ship that matters is me <3 forgottenhomestuckfacts

All this shipping drama just makes me realize how much of Homestuck I've already forgotten

I haven’t seen homestuck shipping drama this bad since 2013

is vriska a bad person?

Oh no, nononononononono, we ARE NOT opening up that can of worms

Fave forgotten side character?

forever and always

I'm disappointed that in that ask about vriska there wasn't 8 noes

I retconed it for you

HOW MANY. LAYERS OF DISCOURSE. ARE YOU ON. " VRISKA" IS LIKE A LITTLE BABY. WATCH THE CAN OF BOTH, WORDS. AND WHOOPING ASS. I AM ABOUT TO DROP ON YOUR PITIFUL DISCOURSE PILE. LIKE ITS HOT. tUMUt THE SHITTY CLOWN. WHO FOLLOWS MY PERSONAGE AROUND. HE HAS DONE "NO WRONG"

Congratulations on participating in the true tumblr experience. Remember to check your mailbox to insure that you have rightfully received your shipwar survivor diploma 🎉

Oh honey, I’ve my diploma for a long time. You should have been around when Johndave v. Johnkat was a thing

Which ships are considered incestuous?

I don’t know if all of these are actual ships, but I’m just gonna list them anyway: DaveRose, JohnJade, DaveDirk, DaveRoxy, RoseRoxy, RoseDirk, JohnJane, JaneJade, AlphaDave/AlphaRose, any of the kids with their Guradrians, Calliope/Caliborn and debatably all of the trolls.

DirkRoxy and JaneJake are not incestuous at all.

Wanna open up a REAL Discourse™ can of worms? In the EriSol ship, who'd be top and who'd be bottom?

Trick Question:

can you link the panel that shows dave & tz dating? i don't remember that at all (i think it's time i reread) thanks!

It’s mentioned here, and karkat talks to terezi about it in the 2nd openbound, and it’s brought up a couple more times here and there