August 2017

Active/passive and opposite classes aren't the same thing, right? I think I remember something about that?

right. Based on Inversion THEORY, each active/passive class pairing has an opposite active/passive class pairing

I wouldn't say John's straightness is "likely" canon, as he said it multiple times and I think he has no reason to hide his sexuality

I agree, but if I say he is 100% straight I’ll get people going “He was only 13 when he said he wasn’t a homosexual, he could had just not figured it out yet, that’s young” or “well what about all that gay subtext he had with [insert your choice of Dave or Karkat here] back in the earlier asks” or even even something like “he can’t be straight that goes against my precious yaoi shipz >: (”

what's your classpect?

Last I check it was Mage of Time

Maybe what that other anon was talking about was how the Midnight Crew were first in like, Problem Sleuth extras or something as like, a joke? That was a thing that happened if I remember correctly

Fun Fact: Hussie didn’t actually design the Midnight Crew, I’ve talked about it here

hi!! :) pls can you show show me where roxy said she was straight? thankyou. (unless ofc you cant provide evidence and then it's not canon and you shouldn't toss that around on your blog as a canon fact.)

I never said Roxy was straight, I said she has only outwardly expressed interest in dudes, aside from a few remarks. This doesn’t mean she’s straight, it means at the very least she’s attracted to men. 

sorry if this has been asked before, but do you know a good way to figure out your classpect?

There are quizzes out there you can take. I always just preferred to read through the class and aspect descriptions on the wiki and to find which one best suits me, my gifts and my challenges.

more important discourse: is there any evidence on whether John, Jane, jade, and Jake are nearsighted or farsighted?

I’d say they’re pretty far sighted *badum tsss*

do you have any race hcs for the alpha and beta kids?? (luv ur blog btw keep it up)

Sort of, I made these headcanons like four years ago so I might want to go back to revisit them but they’re:

Jake English- Polynesian

Jane Crocker- English

Roxy Lalonde- Scandinavian 

Dirk Strider- Eastern Asian (like Japanese or Korean, idk dealers choice)

Making John and Jade half British half Polynesian , and Rose and Dave as Half Scandinavian half Eastern Asian.

Did Karkat always have two sickels blades in canon or is that fanon

It was fanon until Collide when a guest artist drew him using two

Saying that Roxy is canonically straight is literally bi erasure

I literally never said Roxy was canonically straight

how many

how many what?

Do you feel that Gamzee was destined to kill his friends? Or was it just his daddy issues with his lusus leaving him?

He did it in multiple timelines so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

do you personally think there's an Eridandiscourse or is he "pure evil"?

If there is an Eridan discourse it’s mostly people going “Eridan is a bad guy” and then people replying with “Okay, but he was doing it for X reason”, and then someone going 

and that’s basically that. Eridan isn’t as complex a character as Vriska or Gamzee so there’s not as much material to form an argument around. Plus he killed Feferi, a person he had been salty about not dating him for the entire story so there was less sympathy for him because it felt like something that could probably happen in real life (just with less white magic and lasers). That’s my interpretation of the matter at least

What is the first page chronologically?

Of homestuck? I think it would have to be when the Dolorosa found the Signless, not counting any split seconds in panels showing like the Frog Temple landing in the distant past.

better/more fun q: first page chronologically for all 4 sburb/sgrub containing universes?

Alpha Trolls: Damara initiating the Scratch

Beta Trolls: Dolorosa finding the Signless

Beta Kids: Bec landing on Earth.

Alpha Kids: I thinkkk it was when Jake found his dead Grandma

Again, not counting any split seconds of shit getting sent way back into the past. If I’m wrong feel free to let me know, this is just what I was able to dig up.

whos a good boy?????

Terry Kiser

Hey sorry but I'm unfollowing, the rumours completely made me leave. But hey if I ever see you and you're not doing what the rumours said then I'll follow again, for now this is farewell.

So long Space Cowboy

hey dont let all these weird discourse liars get you down! headcanons and canon arent the same thing and people need to understand that. you're doing a great job

I have been on tumblr for 6 years, running this blog for 4 and this is the first time I’ve been involved in like a serious discourse. I should have know it was unrealistic but I was really hoping I could avoid it forever.

Does that mean that all trolls are cannibals?

No! Baby trolls are more specifically referred to as Wigglers. There are other grub species that are used for food and games and such

idk about you but didnt hussie once say that all ships are canon or something? i mean he couldve said that as a joke but i remember reading that statement somewhere

That was a joke like how in 2013 he banned shipping from the fandom entirely

We saw Xefros and Dammek eating some kind of Alternian pizza, but I think it's also implied that they're cannibals (at least sometimes) I mean, Grubsauce, beefgrub, grubs grubs grubs. Plus I mean, they're trolls. The stuff they're forced to do to survive might include eating someone of your kind. They also have milk, Faygo and TaB

And cotton candy, can’t forget that

Tell us something people forget about Aradia

She looks adorable in Dad Egbert’s Hat

what is the most alchamised item and what was its components?

They don’t usually alchemize something more than once so it would probably have to be the Perfectly Generic Object, it cost 2 Building Grist and has no components. John made a handful and Roxy appearified a bunch using her voidy powers

So, it's canon that Karkat is the youngest troll in his session, right? (Assuming that also makes Kankri youngest), is it ever stated who the oldest is, or would it be logical to assume their meteors arrived in order, making the Leijons oldest?

We have no idea if Karkat is the youngest. We can guess that based off it being his “birthday” when they played the game since that was the case with John. We don’t know the “birthdays” of any troll except Karkat.  Terezi and Aradia at least are older than him because they were also 6 while playing the game

Can you give us a forgotten Karkat fact?

Karkat has been called a Fuckass twice (once by John and Jade respectively). That’s half of all fuckasses in the comic if you weren’t aware.

Out of the Ancestors (not Dancestors) I think Rufoh/The Summoner is the youngest

Actually the Handmaid is the youngest ancestor landing hundred of sweeps after Karkat and company started playing the game