October 2017

The John hair gel thing is in the first paradox space comic fyi so semi canon?

fair enough

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It’s because Gamzee is effectively immortal due to plot armor bullshit. So basically Gamzee’s in doomed timelines don’t die before the timeline is erased so he gets erased along with it.

I Do Apologize, But I Must Counter Your Point About Calliope. Space Players, As I Have Seen And Experienced, Awake Early On Prospit. Calliope Is A Space Player, Thus Is Awake On Prospit Prior To Entering Her Session, Although That Situation Became Quite Perplexing. The Better Question Would Be, Why Her Brother Calliborn Could Enter. The Theory In Our Thinkpans Is That Because Of The Cherub Species' Nature, If Calliope Was Awake, Calliborn Had To Be Too.

Other players can wake early too. Dirk was awake on Derse for years and Jane also woke there before she played the game.

Can Roxy became invisible without Ring of Void?

Yes. She turned invisible and intangible in GAME OVER and didn’t have the ring 

No in gamzee and Karkat's first conversation they talk about being moirails. Karkat doing the pacification thing was part of them being moirails already

Okay I just read their first conversation, and Karkat spends the whole thing insulting Gamzee and telling him how much he hates him. That doesn’t sound very moirail-y to me

whatever happened to the aimless renegade and the white queen in the beta kids session?

They died in Cascade

How did the shitty Statues of Liberty and the ectolab get to Earth C? I know both of those things were on Caliborn's Earth/LOCAM. Does that mean that Earth C is LOCAM? Is that even possible?

Earth B is Earth C which eventually becomes LoCaM

In a "normal" game of Sburb, would the players normally do ectobiology/end up meeting with their alternate universe selves? Or was that happening in the kids' game just a result of the unique circumstances?

Ectobiology probably, Alternate Selves unique circumstance

Is it possible that Roxy's Mom could have had a relationship with pre-scratch Kanaya?

Doubt it, they lived very far away from each other in both time and distance

youve probably already answered this but in act 7 when vriska brought out the house juju and it started flashing in the beta kids symbols, is that because they were trapped in there??? did they get stuck when they went back to face caliborn after he threatened john in a snapchat??? if so ):

yes and yes

This isn't meant to be a counterpoint but didn't Dirk wake up because of Jake's corpsesmooch? For that matter why was Jane awake?

Dirk’s dreamself was knocked unconscious and then woken up again by the corpsesmooch. She just was, it might have been related to  Jake’s dreamself being assassinated because she woke up during his funeral

where were sollux and feferi confirmed as matesprits? were sollux and aradia confirmed as matesprits or moirails?

Erisolsprite confirms it when they’re talking to Fefeta

Sollux and Aradia were never confirmed to be anything

During the fight with Caliborn, where John Rose Jade and Dave get sucked into the juju, did everyone else die or escape or is it just Unknown?

The Alphas beat Caliborn but we don’t know what happens after that.

Any reason why Roxy's mom had all those buckets? (doubting she had any chance at a red or black fling with )(IC)

It was probably one of her many middle finger moves against the Condesce

Why are the B1 kids called beta and B2 kids are alpha? Doesn't alpha usually come before beta?

B1 Kids are called the beta kids because that played the Sburb Beta while the B2 Kids played the Sburb Alpha

Hello! I don't think this has been asked, I'm sorry if it has been. But would a trolls ears/fins blush like some humans do?

That’s unknown, we don’t typically see the trolls ears in order to tell

We do however have a sketch from Hussie that showed Terezi in his regular style that had the long elfish ears!

I assume you’re refering to this sketch

but this sketch came out around the time of the trolls introduction and I can’t find another instance of Hussie-drawn trolls with ears so it may have just been a preliminary sketch or an aspect he dropped.  Hussie also has a tendency to draws ears kinda big shown in some of the Hussnasty style panels  so it might just be because of that.

Not directly related to this ask but as a disclaimer: I’m not saying you’re wrong if you choose to hc trolls with long elf-like or fox-like ears, but there is no certain canon about troll ears so please don’t use the lack of canon or the small amount of it to try and force people into headcanons.

Hi, you've probably answered this before but how exactly did Rose gain the memories from the Rose in Davesprite's timeline?

Basically she went to sleep at the exact moment the timeline was going to be erased so through some plot bullshit her doomed timeline dreamself merged with her alpha one thus she retained the memories

Can we make troll ears the new Official Homestuck Discourse™? This is so much more bearable than... Basically everything else.

Put what you Headcanon about trolls in the tags

Elf ears, Fox/Mouse Ears , Human Ears

Long Mouse-like Tails, Tails relating to their Sign, No Tail

Horns come out of the forehead, or Horn come from top/sides of the skull

Claw Like Nails, Pawpads on their feet or normal feet

Insect-like bodies or Mammalian bodies

Skin tinted blood color or Flat Grey (not counting blushing)

Vestigial Grubscars or Normal Torso

Everyone in the fandom and their mothers call Gamzee insane, but correct me if I was wrong: Wasn't he a genuinely good guy before Cal came around to f*ck sh*t up? He just wanted to chill out and talk with his friends and pray that Goat Dad would return, then Cal came along and made him 'insane'.

All I’m gonna say on the matter is his trollian handle is terminallyCapricious

Terminally (adv.): in a way that is predicted to lead to death; incurably.

Capricious (adj.): given to sudden and unaccountable changes of mood or behavior.