Okay another question. Can you give a timeline of Jade's grandfather? I get he was an adventurer, but this is just ridiculous.
Okay, so he landed and grew up with Nanna and eventually left home and became an adventurer. When “Betty Crocker” left she left the company to him so he became rich. In the future he finds the island and the tech there which would allow for Sburb to be created. He uses the teleporters there to go to the medium but since the incipishere doesn’t actually exist until the game is started he is moved to the future. There he saves John, eventually picks up Dad Egbert and Mom Lalonde on his battleship and brought them to some ruins on Skaia and picked up Jade’s dead dreamself body. He then goes back to Earth, stuffs Jade’s body and puts it in the attic. Eventually he leaves to go get the infant Jade and bring her back to the island. Baby Jade was playing with a pistol and accidentally fired it. Tavros, assuming Grandpa was a strange lusus that was going to hurt Jade made Bec teleport the bullet so that it hit Grandpa and he died. Jade stuffed him and years later he was going to be prototyped into Jade’s sprite but Bec teleported his remains to outer space.