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If it isn't too much work, could you list all the trolls canon/most likely canon disabilities? Physical and mental. Including the alphas and possibly the ancestors? Thank you!!!
Karkat and Kankri have mutant blood which would be a disability in troll society.
Tavros is/was paralyzed.
Sollux is bipolar, Mituna has his brain injury
Meulin is deaf
Terezi is blind and pre-retcon she suffered from some kind of post-traumatic stress about killing vriska and
(I don’t know if you want to count it as a disability or not but i’m gonna list it anyway)
he self-esteem was obliterated by her abusive relationship with Gamzee. Post-retcon she was constantly put on a guilt trip by Vriska about Terezi killing her in that alt-timeline.
Latula can’t smell, and has some other non-specified disorder that she takes meds for.
Vriska’s a BITCH, and was also missing an arm and an eye for awhile.
Gamzee is…Gamzee…I’m not gonna talk about him,
Kurloz doesn’t have a tounge.
Mindfang lost an arm as well
I think that’s it. If I left anything off lemme know.
is it ok to message you? I rly love your headcannons and theories and stuff, and would love to discuss them, but I also know that this can stir up some trouble! so would it be ok to chat with you sometime?
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I know this isn't really a question but I haven't read hs in a while so could you make a TL;DR of it???
It’s this webcomic where these kids play a game and their like “holy
shit whats going on???” and then the world is destroyed and then some
alien dudes that also played the game are like we have to work together
to survive because you guys suck and made a really strong bad guy. So
then they work together and like rewrite history and spend three years
traveling to the new earth that they caused to exist by rewriting
history. But then on that Earth there were more kids that then played
the same game but the planet wasn’t destroy it was just taken over by
two clowns, Guy Fieri and an alien empress and they ended up killing all
the people but the planet was still okay except is was flooded. So then
everyone meets up in outerspace and are like “we all got to fight these
bad guys that are super strong”. Oh yeah, also there’s ghost of all the
people that played the game and died and they find some bullshit thing
that basically makes one of the kids a fucking consequence-free tardis.
And the ghost are like gonna fight the big bad skeleton guy as like this
huge army and stuff
while the kids and aliens are gonna fight a bunch of other strong bad guys. And then they do! The kids win, but the ghost all die but they get the big bad anyway. After that everyone that still alive goes to the previously flooded Earth but in the future when it’s not flooded and lives happily ever after…
This isn't a question but kind of like a fact I just rediscovered: Mindfang didn't dump Dualscar, it was the other way around! So ye a h (Mspaintwiki is my source but you could tell me I'm wrong too. Please do if I am wrong)
I know that this is a stupid point to ask about, but did Jake ever like blue ladies? I thought that was John's thing, which confused me. I could very well be remembering this totally wrong, though.
It was Jake’s thing. He kinda liked Aranea and had a whole section on his wall dedicated to blue ladies.
Although I can see why you’d think it was John’s thing as he’s canonically shown interest in more blue ladies than Jake.
Don't you feel like Alternia feels more... cruel in Hiveswap than the way they depicted it in Hoemstuck? The way they picture the relationships between lowbloods and highbloods makes it weird to think that the first 12 trolls would've been friends as they were in the comic. Maybe Xefros and Dammek do achieve something in the end of the game
Trizza makes it worse. She runs Alternia with an Iron Fist, she’s much more similar to the Condesce than Feferi ever was. Presumable after she gets killed things chillax a bit.
You said that the Trolls weren't cannibalistic and that there were different kinds of grubs. I was always under the impression that all grubs were troll grubs and that they killed them en masse for food, cosmetics, etc. Do you have any examples or statements from the Trolls supporting your stance? Not saying your wrong, just wondering what I missed.
We can also assume there is also a type of Grub that is used as food, as we’ve heard of Grubsauce, Grubsteak, Grubloaf. We also see Grubpizza in Hiveswap as well as some unnamed grub food left out in Dammek’s hive.
And Then of course there’s Grubs as in Baby trolls and the Mother Grubs
i was looking at the family chart and it says grandpa harley is mom lalondes adopted father?? can i ask where that happened lol
Ah, yeah, that was me jumping the gun a bit. It’s canon that Mom was raised in Grandpa Harley’s Skaianet building and there was a some evidence pointing at
her being raised by Grandpa Harley.
With the release of Hiveswap we see she definitely had contact with Pa Harley but we don’t really have any insight into her life or childhood. But given that we know she lived in the skaianet building even if Pa Harley didn’t have a hand in raising her, he likely had a direct influence on her during childhood.
But Lord English was formed when Dirk put Caliborn, Arquius, and Gamzee’s souls into Lil Cal. That essence was then used to create Doc Scratch which allowed Lord English to enter the story using his body after he died
I'm kind of iffy on the whole Lord English's creation story. Are we really sure that's the case, when Caliborn was the one to tell it? He's an incredibly unreliable narrative, and it sounds like the kind of story that he would tell to boost his already massive ego, and give LE's creation more importance.
I mean, his wording on the situation was definitely to paint himself in a good light but all the events that happen line up with the characters’ personalities and other story beats so it’s all likely true.
The anon wondering about Dirk implying to Jane that she was related to Jake; I believe they're thinking of Dirk's explanation of the future to Jake, wherein he explains the Condesce's past and Grandma English and Dirk hints to Jake about connecting his grandma's brother who inherited the company to being Poppop Crocker, but Jake is simply too dense. No biological relation, only adopted. (page 6758)
You answered an ask about how the ancestors (besides signless) showed their classpect but you didn't include the disciple. I don't wanna be rude I just want to ask if she did at all or not?
Oh oops, I just forgot her.
Disciple- Mage of Heart: Mage’s abilities are highly speculator but for Heart (Soul) she resonated well with the Signless’s soul with them having a relationship that went beyond the quadrants. She also made the Signless’s soul stayed alive after his death by recording his teachings so they would one day be able to be spread again.
Why did karkat forbid the trolls to go to sleep on the meteor? (I understand that prospit was destroyed, but what about dream bubbles?)
A: Eveyone’s dreamself was dead and he didn’t know what would happen if they went to sleep
B: The comfy dream bubbles Feferi had made for them didn’t exist yet so when they’d go to sleep their “dream phantom” would pop up in the a random dream bubble and you get shit like [S] Jade: Wake Up
So I'm confused. The new universe where the kids are living, the one where the kids are now the benevolent gods of. That's the planet that eventually becomes Caliborn and Calliope's home planet? Does that mean John and friends all die by the time the Cals are hatched there????