Just asking for clarifications sake but since the kids go fight in the future, that means the alpha kids all die bc in Caliborn's masterpiece he defeats them right c: ?
No actually, Caliborn defeats them but then Jake get up and gives him a big ol’ blast of his hot white spunk and knocks him down, where Caliborn stays for several minutes admiring the “PANSIED ASS, PRETTY LEGGED PAGE”. Then Arquius shows up and “PINS [Caliborn] IN PLACE WITH HIS RIPPED MUSCLES, AND [he’s] COMPLETELY IMMOBILIZED” But then the “BATTERED PRETTYBOY NINJA STUD” goes and uses “HIS FLAMBOYANT PINK SPELL” to take Caliborn’s essence and stuff it into his “ SOFT HAPPY PAL”