May 2015

kyuurin-gryphon replied to your post: Apparently it’s asexual awareness day,…

be careful that you don’t accidentally sic the superwholocks on yourself

Pft, I could fight the Superwholocks. For every angry Superwholock ask I get I will reply with a random Homestuck fact.

* angry Superwholock ask *

Homestuck began in 2009

Bendicklee CUmperpants will eat your spaghetti!!!!!!!! OOOOooooOoOOoooOoOOOOOOOooooooOo........

Speaking of Ben, Dave’s sunglasses in Homestuck were once owned by Ben Stiller

You fuckin piece of shit. Supernatural is loads better than your fucking Homosuck trash.

Speaking of loads, low-blood trolls refer to toilets as load gapers

UMM??? HOW DARE YOU MOCK AND MAKE FUN OF SUPERWHOLOCKS??????? ARE WE JUST A JOKE TO YOU?? HOMESTUCK ISN'T EVEN GOOD HOMESTUCK IS FUCKING GARBAGE YOU'RE FUCKING GARBAGE

Speaking of garbage, Dave once put a smuppet in the garbage disposal

Homestuck is a thing, but Superwholock is THE thing.

John Egbert does the windy thing

2 2 1 b t a r d i s i m p a l a s h e r l o c k d o c t o r d e a n w a t s o n r o s e t y l e r w i n c h e s t e r

I do the Superwholock thing.

John almost did that once too

is mod t taking applications for best friend

Please forward all best friend applications to kinglypanda dot tumblr dot com

hey ok so apparently you're getting a lot of hate from superwholock fans, and i'm both a superwholock and a homestuck. what do i do?

Get a beverage and a snack and enjoy the show

why is everyone sending you angry superwholock asks

I said superwholocks were worse than homestucks.  

See, now comes the question of "who's being serious?" and "who's being satirical?" with these superwholock asks.

Y’know, I really hope that they’re all serious.

I apologize on behalf of the Superwholock fandom They should not act like that seeing as most of the fandom is comprised of adults. Thank you for not going off on them. Again I'm sorry for the actions of those in my fandom (Btw Your usage of the smuppet in the garbage disposal was great!)

No need to apologize, I pretty much asked for this just so that I could reply with random facts and totally not acknowledge their threats/claims

Please explain the difference between all the alpha and beta timelines, I'm so confused

Beta timeline is pre-scratch.  There Jane’s group grew up to be the guardians.

Alpha timeline is post-scratch. There John’s group would play the guardians. Also the Condesce took over the Earth.

SUPERWHOLOCKS ATTACK!!!!!!!!! ):<

One time John was attacked and his hammer got broken so he fought an imp by launching things out of his sylladex

I'm not an angry superwholock, but I want more facts. Send the superwholocks to me.

When Aradia was a ghost she forgot what anger felt like.

whered the superwholocks go i was just getting ready for the show

They probably got in their Impala shaped Tardis and time traveled into the past so that they could force Arthur Conan Doyle to make Johnlock happen in the original Sherlock Holmes book.

you said you would reply to superwholock hate with "random homestuck facts", but these facts are technically not random, since they are obscurely related to the hate in question.

I'm not a superwholock, but I NEED FACTS!!

Once Dave couldn’t drink his aj because he kept thinking about troll pee

Patron trolls can be found by adding the digits of your birthday together. For example, John's patron troll is Vriska. 4/13 means 4+1+3, or 8, which is Vriska. So, Jane's patron troll would also be Vriska.

Maybe for in real life, but in story patron trolls are “a troll who is particularly focused on helping one of the kids”

*whispers something about superwholockstuck*

Ms. Paint, Hussie’s faithful in story assistant’s name is a pun based of of the website’s namesake program, Microsoft (ms) Paint.

Can I get a random Captor fact?

One time Sollux looked out a window

This is the best show I've ever gotten out of seeing someone get anon hate bless you

Thank you and you’re welcome

Goddamn Homestucks are everywhere, like internet cancer.

*Karkat looks into the camera like on the office*

Is it possible to use any classpect powers before reaching god tier?

Yes, everyone has and can use classpect powers before ascending. Going God Tier just enhances them and allows the user to develop them more in depth.

No, no it’s not, it’s just a different tub.

So would it ever be possible to, if you die on your Quest Bed while your dream self dies on the Sacrificial Slab, to have two of the same God Tier player?

No because if you die on your Quest Bed you become your other self while if you die on a Sacrificial Slab you stay the same self so even in the scenario you suggest you’d still end up with one God Tier player.

Let's say you never woke up on Derse/Prospit would you still be able to become God tier using your quest bed?

Yes, your dreamself would wake up when you ascend.

//crawls out of the shadows// Could I get a random Ampora fact please?

Eridan keeps wands in his fridge

doctor who is better than homosuck

Homestuck is also better than homosuck

Seriously? Superego lock is WAY BETTER than you SHITTY WEBCOMIC ffs

The Sord exists

So from that talk of raising mother grubs in the last upd8, while albeit short, does this or does this not mean that the Matriorb was not destroyed by eridan in this timeline? I mean that I do know Kanaya was still killed by him (still came back though) but I am unsure as to whether or not talk of raising one means that they still have the Matriorb?

The matriorb was still destroyed.  If Roxy practices some more she’ll have the ability to make another one though.

excuse me homostuck SCUM!!!!!! how DARE you insult the U L T I M A T E FANDOM!?!?!??!??!?! TAKE YOU'RE DUMB WEB COMIC AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A$$! ! ! ! ! !! ! !

Hussie once made a New Year’s ball drop joke in comic on new years day

I'm sorry that I'm sending this to this blog, I'm on mobile so I can't find the link to the giveaway blog. When will the winner be announced for the giveaway?

The winner was decided and the package shipped, I’ve just neglected to post about it.

Why does john hate betty crocker so much?

Because his Dad uses betty crocker brand cake mix to make all his cakes. 

why is vriska x terezi sometimes called scourgecest? isn't scourge sisters" just a name they came up with (as in not actually siblings), or am I remembering that wrong? how is it incest?

It’s just a ship name, it doesn’t need to make sense

Is it canon that Tavros would have grown wings if he'd survived?

Not unless he ascended

Can I get a random Zahhak fact?

Equius killed Vriska’s lusus because a robot looked at him funny while he was putting the moves on an empty Aradiabot

Does Karkat use 1 or 2 sickles while fighting? I forgot, sorry.

Just one.  We’ve never seen him fight with two in canon.

I feel so bad for you. Fight the good fight against retarded 15 years old who just found out about TV.

I don’t like you.

Will you answer asks privately if it's requested?

Yes

Gimmie a Dave fact. I'll see if I don't already know it.

Dave’s toilet was moved so he planned to pee in an apple juice bottle and then send it to John.

hey can you tag ableist slurs please...

my bad, I’ll be sure to tag any that come up in the future

What is the difference between Dirk and Bro?

Bro is from the Pre-scratch universe and Drik is from the Post-scratch universe

on what page does the song "Ballad of Jack Noir" play?

It has not been featured in comic.

so, uh, this is sorta a weird question, but does john have his own animal? i mean, dave has his crows, jade has dogs, and rose has cats.

It would be the bunny

Okay, so I know that if a godtier players dies the only permanent ones are a Just or Heroic. But what if, say, a player does a whole bunch of bad things in their life, but at the end they do good and die protecting someone/thing else? Would it be Just because of their life or Heroic because of how they died? Vice versus too, with good life but died for a malevolent cause.

It would be heroic because of the way they died

What is grimdark exactly and how can one become grimdarked?

The Horrorterrors had been giving Rose power in order to forward their own agenda. When Rose saw her Mom was dead she allowed herself to be overcome by the Horrorterrors’ power so that she could get revenge.

Basically, to become grimdark you become a puppet of the Horrorterrors.

If your dream-self died before you "woke up", would there be any way to know that?

Nope, not unless someone else’s dreamself was awake, heard about it and told you.

Wait why is John a bunny

1. He has Bunnykind
2. He interacts with the Con Air bunny so much to the point of having three different versions of it all from different points in its timeline at the same time.
3. It’s the animal he interacts with the most in story not counting consorts