May 2015

Do you think it's possible that Aranea is posing AS Vriska in the recent updates? (aka the vriska we're seeing right now)

No

do you need to be a Prospit dreamer to see the visions in the clouds or can anyone see them if they are on Prospit. Someone pointed out that these updates are all being watched in a cloud, which I had forgotten, and I am trying to figure out who could be watching.

Anyone can see the clouds if they are on the Battlefied or Prospit

Im pretty sure Karkat and Kanaya are going to start breeding frogs like they did before

The tadpole is already made though, they just have to go get it from Echidna (Jade’s Denizen)

this isn't really homestuck related but I was just wondering if mods got to pick the letter they wanted to be

Yes we do. It’s not significant enough for me to assign

What would you say the probability of Vriska's plans falling to pieces are?

Pretty good. I really want them to turn around and the dogs are there picking up Jade.

What does the A in mod a stand for, if t stands for ticktock?

Arquius

is there any correlation between time players having red eyes (dave, aradia, damara, cal) and time players having green eyes (jade, kanaya, porrim, callie)? has it been said in cannon that time players have red eyes and space players have green?

Time and Space go together and are represented by complementary colors thus the wielders of time all being red-themed and space being green.

How old are all the humans 4 rl? Haven't they only been in the game 3 years? Or are they aged with how long the comics been around? It seems like it shouldn't be that way because each panel isn't a day if it is

In the comic it is still 2012 and they are all 16 years old.

Do you think it would be possible for Roxy to create new sacrificial slabs for Karkat, Kanaya and Terezi to ascend? (Given enough time and practice)

Possibly, I don’t want to give a solid yes or no on this because I’m not sure

Didn't Sollux enter almost the instant after the vast glub? I remember that being a thing before Feferi revived him.

Yes, Karkat was beating himself up because if he had just gotten Sollux in a minute earlier he wouldn’t have died.

if kanaya is a rainbow drinker and those are essentially the equivalent of vampires, doesn't it hold that she probably has conditional immortality since she's undead

Maybe…

What are the importance of Frogs

The Universe is one

Hit me with a random lalonde fact

Eridan hit on Rose so she blew up his computer which made Eridan want to learn magic.

What is the most obvious question that anyone has ever asked you guys?

If we get a lot of obvious questions

So wait, after the Vast Glub killed Sollux, how did he come back into the game with them? I remember Fef kissed him

Fef kisses him and his Dersite self awoke and flew to his planet.

where are the 3 seperate jacks all coming from? like i know bec noir is from the beta kid's session, but what about the other 2?

Spades Slick is from the Trolls’ and Lord Jack is from the Alpha kids’

What exactly is The Medium? (Ps thank you for keeping this blog running, I now know so much more about the mspa universe)

The Medium is the area where players’ planets, Skaia, Derse and Prospit are located.  It serves as the main location for the game.  It is located far away from the player’s homeworlds.

twotriangles:

If you go back and read Andrew Hussie’s early work - back when he ran a website called Team Special Olympics, and thought that was a hilarious thing to do - certain patterns emerge.  What were his go-to themes, his muses?  

-Clowns (Whistles, Riddler’s Gammon)

-Rapping (And It Don’t Stop)

-Big muscular livestock (Humanimals, Zoosmell)

-Bodily mutilation and transformation (Humanimals, Whistles)

We already knew that Doc Scratch was the Hobbes to Hussie’s Calvin. Now that we’ve discovered the precise nightmare cocktail of soul juice that makes up Lil Cal, it’s even harder to escape the conclusion that LE is, on some level, AH. English is an agglomeration of the most distinctively Hussian characters in the comic - they represent in turn grotesque exaggerations of his manner (the AR), his interests (Equius, Gamzee) and his endless desire to fuck with people (Caliborn.)

I read late-period Homestuck as an allegory, a story of Hussie’s struggle and ultimate inability to finish his own comic.  Hussie gets so angry at Scratch during the first Ancestor arc because the good doctor is doing everything he can to prolong the narrative - dumping exposition, introducing a whole slate of new characters, scattering Hussie’s carefully ordered panels into an endless series of formless digressions.  Scratch is replaced by Lord English, who is defined first and foremost by his endlessness - everything about him, from his immortality to his rise to power down to his name, is ensured by stable time loops.  It’s hard to see how a story with LE in it can come to anything resembling a satisfying conclusion.   In light of all this, it makes perfect sense that the monster who must be overcome to end the story is an awful caricature of the author himelf.  As an artist, he is his own worst enemy, and we all get to live in that struggle.  

Hussie’s in-comic avatar, with his recapping and fussy attention to detail, represents the author’s better nature, his desire to make things orderly and sensible.   All of Hussie-the-character’s actions are attempts to mend places where the story has gone off the rails.  Past the Doc Scratch arc, all of these gambits to “fix” the comic backfire (the three-year journey across the yellow yard being the most egregious example) - every new attempt just leads to more sprawl, more characters, more exposition.  When he is finally gunned down by LE, it’s because he is unable to believe in the story anymore.  Accepting the fakeness of his creative magic, he is swallowed by his own shadow, overcome by his own worst instincts. Wandering his own comic as a ghost, he tries to bring Vriska back to life, aware that she was his most successful character but unable to understand that her death - her end - was an inextricable element of that success.  

So - here, in the 11th hour, we are assured that the end is once again just around the corner.  Hussie’s final gambit - bringing Vriska back from the dead and thus invisibly rewriting thousands of pages - has been set in motion, but up to this point it has succeeded only in bringing the plot back from the edge of formlessness.  Lord English remains, and in case there is any doubt as to what is at stake here, our main characters have been trapped inside a symbolic rendering of the comic itself (subtle, no?  No.)  Those of us who are still here watch and wait.  We have been promised a mere 400 pages more - the empty promise of an addict reaching for one last cigarette.   We watch as a floppy orange man wrestles himself.  We wait for him to win.

Are you a double proto - typed kernel sprite? You know quite a lot about Homestuck.

That’s a first, no one’s asked if I was that before.  But no, if I was a sprite I’d have to give all my answers as vague clues or riddles.

So has Kurloz taking Vriska's coat on page 7966 had any effect on the story as of yet?

Nothing that’s been shown, but it’s likely that Vriska’s coat would later be used to make the Cairo Overcoat.

shouldnt vriska in this retconned timeline be a god tier?

She is.

You wouldn't have to, davesprite never gave his answer in riddles

Pssh, where’s the fun in that though?

is white jack(PM with the ring) still in post-retcon

Yes, she’s the Prospitan Vriska’s been referring to.

some people say it's a "plothole" that john could highfive the kernel sprite back in act 1. can't you only prototype something a second time AFTER you've entered the medium?

No, Rose prototyped twice before entry.  It’s more likely that only inanimate, dead, or doomed things can be prototyped.

Isn't sollux also not God-teir, so he too will die of old age eventually, or does this change because he is in the dream bubbles?

Yeah, he’ll die some day too 

Maybe you should act like a sprite for a few days. Riddles are pretty fun.

Ehhhhhhhh, last time I roleplayed on here I lost a couple hundred followers

Whatever happened to Andrew hussie in he comic

He dead

Do we actually know what the Genesis Frog Jade and Dave created is doing?

Jade dropped it into the Forge and it sunk to the planet’s core where Echidna got it and has been holding on to it until the player is ready to release the frog and let it grow

if so many of the trolls havent gone god-tier, how to people know what their classes and aspects are?

It’s been said in story

Was the Dolorosa a rainbow drinker?

Unknown

what's the deal with caliborn's session's jack?

Last time we saw him was when he was with Caliborn on his 8 ball planet.  He might become relevant again, but it’s unlikely.

Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

Did Jade's wardrobifier ever settle on one pattern before she went god tier?

Yeah, it broke and she was stuck with the bec head design.

Wouldn't Caliborn's Jack be the current robo-jack?

No, that’s Spades Slick, the trolls’ Jack

In regards to the Sprite-High-Five being a plot hole, people have pointed out that every visual instance of people touching sprites (said high five and GrubMom comforting Kanaya) has been the player and their respective sprite. It would make sense that players would be restricted from prototyping themselves in their own sprite, cause that would be a pretty easy mistake to make. All theory obviously, but fairly sound reasoning.

“It would make sense that players would be restricted from prototyping themselves in their own sprite”

Davesprite, Jadesprite, Aradiasprite

Why'd Doc Scratch make Spades Slick kill Snowman? Why didn't he just do it himself?

To quote Caliborn:

GETTING JACK TO DO VIOLENT THINGS FOR ME. ALWAYS STRIKES ME AS SUCH A GOOD PLAN. SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST DO IT ALWAYS.

Was Kanaya wearing Eridans cape as a bandage?

Yeah, kinda, but also, y’know, the girl just looks killer in a sash.

Is killing Caliborn/LE still relevant in the story

That’s kinda everyone’s goal

If jades wardrobifier broke on the bec head then why is she most commonly represented with the atom thing?

Because that’s what it was when she was introduced

Why was Caliborn left out of Vriska's plan?

He’s not in the B2 session

Forgotten Homestuck Fact:

Tavrosprite.

Vriska forgot to tell him what he was supposed to do.

i'm kind of confused, what happened after the claymation bit when the beta kids got sucked into the house juju? are we in the past in these upd8s?

Yes, the claymation was based on a future event, it hasn’t happened yet

Where is the fight between the condesce/jacks and the kids/trolls going to be located?

Space, maybe they’ll land placed. Condesce fight will be in Derse air space. I imagine it’s going to be mostly air fighting though.

Of everyone that’s fighting Terezi’s the only one that can’t fly but she does have her rocket wings.

Wait, what's the difference between the medium and the incipisphere?

The medium is in the incipishere. The incipishere is the dimension the game is played in. The medium is everything between Skaia and the furthest ring.

Arquiusprite said he was going to do a "gesture to shock everyone" and "come from out of the b100, make virtually no sense, stun all involved, and have a lasting, profoundly unintelligible impact an all future and pseudofuture events " do you believe he is talking about what he did in the claymation with all the horses?

It definitely looks that way

Forgotten Homestuck Fact:

letshaveartsyfarts:

forgottenhsfacts:

Tavrosprite.

Vriska forgot to tell him what he was supposed to do.

I thought he decided to help Jake?  And Vriska was just “yeah sure whatever” cuz she thinks Jake and Tavrosprite are weenies.

She said she had something else for him to do first though and didn’t mention what it was.

Maybe I missed it, but what is with the "Dead Daves are the Enemy" threat?

It was because ever Dave that died during time shenanigans created a doomed timeline

Wasn't the meteor crew the ones with the frog Jade made? Karkat once held it inside a 8 ball, if my memory isn't fooling me.

Jade had it in an 8-ball, not Karkat

whats with the "guy fieri is the antichrist" thing?

Yes, when the Condesce took over post-scratch Earth she placed ICP as the first every Dual Presidents and made Guy Fieri the High Chaplain of Interstellar War

whats with the "guy fieri is the antichrist" thing?

forgottenhsfacts:

Yes, when the Condesce took over post-scratch Earth she placed ICP as the first every Dual Presidents and made Guy Fieri the High Chaplain of Interstellar War

Tbh, I’ve been watching a lot of food network recently and whenever a Guy Fieri show comes on I just think about how one day he’ll help enslave the human race.