June 2015

Andrew hussie actually showed uncensored nudity in the page [S] DD: Ascend more casually

That was actually the same newspaper that Diamonds Droog was reading way back on page 004481.

When did dirkjake becum canon? (Started dating)

It was not shown in canon when they started but it was most likey shortly after they entered their session.

Was dirk awake on derse and earth at the same time?

Yes, but he could only control one body at a time.

We're Derse and Prospit rescued from the beta universe?

Nope, only their planets and Battlefield

What would happen if someone died at the start of the game, but then they somehow end up on a god tier bed? Like if they died and didn't resurrect.

Aradia

Didn't Hussie said that he was stoppping creating new content on mspa after Homestuck ends ?

I dunno, but mspa isn’t his first site so I’d imagine if he stopped making mspa content then he’d start something new on a different site.

Hi, I never got what the dreamselfs were for. Thank you.

They are extra lives essentially.

What happens if you have more than one life left and you die on the Sacrificial Slab? Also, since Sollux had two dream selves and presumably two Sacrificial Slabs, does that mean if he'd died on his planet's Quest Cocoon that he would have gone god tier?

If you die on a sacrificial slab with more than one life then your other lives die.  And yes, if any troll were to die on their Quest Cocoon with an alive dreamself then they would ascend.

Your other lives die? Where was this stated?

When Aradia’s dreamself died on her Sacrificial Slab her sprite/robotself died.

I hope I'm doing this right, but , after the kids beat Sburb and live on post scratch earth, wouldn't the sun explode eventually?

Yes, which is why when the Cali twins live on Earth in the far, far future the sun is a red giant.

If you could have a God Tier title, what would it be?

I would be a Seer of Rage.

how did ya figure out what your title was ? like which test did you use, if any

A couple years ago I did extensive research on class and aspect as well as performed a character analysis on myself and decided upon a classpect that both fit and challenged myself.

Why is hiatus a thing???

Because it takes time to make things

Seriously though, would the lava kill the knocked out Karkat?

Echidna, the denizen that requested he stay alive is literally around the corner, she won’t let him die right on her doorstep.

This might be a bit personal but what Homestuck ships do you like?

For future reference I’ve added this to the faq, but here you go.

A couple of years ago when HS was still fairly new, people claimed Hussie to be misogynistic, racist, albeit and some other bull that I never followed. Do you think he's somehow biased?

His earlier works are definitely all of those things.  He has grown as a person over the years and realized his mistakes.  In the past Hussie has said that Dave is the most similar to himself and he identifies the most with him.  Dave’s recent speech about growing and realizing how offensive he was in the past and how it was wrong was Hussie’s way of telling his fans that he’s grown and acknowledging his past errors.

Wait. So Aradiasprite- with frog prototype- became Aradiabot. Then she became godtier, but without any frog like traits, and with Aradiabot exploding. Jadesprite- with Bec prototype- seemed to 'fuse' with Jade on the Questbed, with Bec-like traits. What's up with that? Does the Sacrificial slab and quest bed work differently in that way?

Yes they work differently. 

When you die on a Questbed the body that didn’t die there becomes the main one, thus why Jadesprite became the main Jade.

When you die on a Sacrificial Slab the body that died there becomes the main one and any extra bodies died, thus why Aradiasprite/Aradiabot exploded.

What happens if you say Caliborn's name? Does something happen?

When two cherubs still share a body saying the name of the one that is asleep forces the personalities to switch.  Like if you said Caliborn to Calliope back when they had the same body Calliope would go to sleep and Caliborn would wake up.  Calliope told Roxy her name because she feared Caliborn was up to something and would try to predominate (which he did)

Why is Jack a constant in each session?

He is always supposed to help take down the Black Queen whether on his own or while working with the players.

Wait, if quest beds require a dream self then what about Jade and Aradia? Weren't their dream selves dead when they went godteir?

Jade’s dreamself was alive in the form of Jadesprite and Aradia dreamself was alive but she ascended on a Sacrificial Slab which requires only one life.

Quest beds can't require a living dream self because Jake English was able to become godtier despite his dream self being dead

He used a Sacrificial Slab which requires only one life.

How do we know that a person cannot use their planets quest bed to ascend with only one life left?

We know this because every time someone died on a Quest Bed their dreamself becomes their mainself.

how did Gamzee go god tier?

He did not, it is only a costume

Can you put the slab/bed questions and jade(sprite) ascending to God tier in the FAQ? I feel like you guys get asked those two same questions with slight variations a lot and don't know if that would make it easier.

I just did.

Uh... So.. How do I explain buckets to my girlfriends sister????

The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

But we will do our best to understand regardless.

Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, linear concept. A concept usually denoted by a single symbol.

<3

Troll romance is more complicated than that. Troll romance needs four symbols.

Their understanding of romance is divided into halves, and halved again, producing four quadrants: the FLUSHED QUADRANT, the CALIGINOUS QUADRANT, the PALE QUADRANT, and the ASHEN QUADRANT.

Each quadrant is grouped by the half they share, whether horizontally or vertically, depending on the overlapping properties one examines. The sharpest dichotomy, from an emotional perspective, is drawn between RED ROMANCE and BLACK ROMANCE.

RED ROMANCE, comprised of the flushed and pale quadrants, is a form of romance rooted in strongly positive emotions. BLACK ROMANCE, with its caliginous and ashen quadrants, is rooted in the strongly negative.

On the other hand, the vertical bifurcation has to do with the purpose of the relationship, regardless of the emotions behind it. Those quadrants which are CONCUPISCENT, the flushed and caliginous, have to do with facilitating the elaborate reproductive cycle of trolls. Those which are CONCILIATORY, the pale and ashen, would be more closely likened to platonic relationships by human standards.

There are many parallels between human relationships and the various facets of troll romance. Humans have words to describe relationships of a negative nature, or of a platonic nature. The difference is, for humans, those relationships would never be conceptually grouped with romance. Establishing those sort of relationships for humans is not driven by the same primal forces that drive our tendency to couple romantically. But for trolls, those primal forces involve themselves in the full palette of these relationships, red or black, torrid or friendly. Trolls typically feel strongly compelled to find balance in each quadrant, and seek gratifying relationships that each describes.

The challenge is particularly tortuous for young trolls, who must reconcile the wide range of contradictory emotions associated with this matrix, while understanding the nature of their various romantic urges for the first time.

Of course, young humans have this challenge too. But for trolls, the challenge is fourfold.

When two individuals find themselves in the flushed quadrant together, they are said to be MATESPRITS. Matespritship is the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have. It plays a role in the trolls’ reproductive cycle, just as it does for humans.

This is pretty obvious! Not much more needs to be said about this. Moving right along.

When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other’s KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.

For instance, human players would never be able to adequately diagnose the relationship between the queen and her archagent. But troll players could immediately place it as a dead ringer for kismesissitude. They would think we were all pretty stupid for not getting it. And they would be right.

Trolls have a complicated reproductive cycle. It’s probably best not to examine it in much detail.

The need to seek out concupiscent partners comes with more urgency than typical reproductive instincts. When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.

The genetic material - WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL - is a combinative genetic mix from the matesprit and kismesis pairs, respectively. The pails are all offered to the mother grub, who can only receive such precombined material. She then combines all of it into one incestuous slurry, and begins her brooding.

This doesn’t mean the initial combination was for naught, however. In the slurry, more dominant genes rise to the fore, while the more recessive find less representation in the brood. Especially strong matesprit and kismesis pairings yield more dominant genetic material. The more powerful the complement or potent the rivalry, the more dominant the genes.

TROLL REPRODUCTION SURE IS WEIRD. We all take a moment to lament how pedestrian the human reproductive system is, and further lament that the phrase “incestuous slurry” is not a feature of common parlance in human civilization.

This quadrant involves a particular type of three-way relationship of a black romantic nature. Falling on the conciliatory side, it has no bearing on the reproductive cycle, except for indirect ramifications.

When two trolls are locked in a feud or some otherwise contentious relationship, one can intervene and become their AUSPISTICE. The auspistice mediates between the two, playing the role of a peace keeper, preventing the feud from boiling over into a fully caliginous rivalry.

Since such lesser feuds are quite common among trolls, there is a significant need for auspisticing parties. Without them, too many ashen feuds would become caliginous, and begin to conflict with other exclusive kismesis relationships, leading to a great deal of social complexity and sore feelings (even more so than black romance usually involves). Without auspisticism, the result would be widespread black infidelity.

The relationships each quadrant describes tend to be malleable, if not volatile, especially on the concupiscent half where more torrid emotions reside. It doesn’t take much to flip a switch and transmute blackrom feelings to redrom, and vice versa.

In many cases, one party will have red feelings while the other has black. But it will often be the case that one party’s feelings will swap to match the other’s, since there is no quadrant which naturally accommodates such a disparity. But thereafter, it’s not uncommon for the two to toggle between red and black in unison now and then. These scenarios naturally result in both red and black infidelities.

This sort of relationship volatility is why conciliatory relationships are an important part of troll romance.

An auspistice can stabilize particularly turbulent relationships. If the auspistice fails to mediate properly, or has no interest in the role, or perhaps has different romantic intentions him/herself altogether, then the relationship often quickly deteriorates into one of an especially hostile and torrid nature. There are many outside factors and influences tugging and pulling these relationships in different directions, and unlike humans who have very orderly, simple, straightforward romantic relationships without exception, trolls exist in a state of almost perpetual confusion and generally have no idea what the hell is going on.

Being confused by troll relationships is one thing we do have in common though.

This quadrant presides over MOIRALLEGIENCE, the other conciliatory relationship. A reasonable human translation would be the concept of a soul mate, but in a more platonic sense, and with a more specific social purpose.

Trolls are a very angry and violent race. Some are more hot-tempered and dangerous than others, to the extent that if left to their own devices, they would present a serious threat to society, or even to themselves. Such trolls will have an instinctive pale attraction to a more even-tempered troll, who may become their MOIRAIL. The moirail is obliged to pacify the other, to function as the better half. The two partners in a strong pale relationship will serve to balance and complement each other’s emotional profiles, and thus allow their other relationships to be more successful.

It’s often ambiguous especially among young trolls whether a bond formed between an acquaintance is true moirallegence, or the usual variety of platonic involvement. Furthermore, romantic intentions of a more flushed nature can often be mistaken for paler leanings, much to the frustration of the suitor.

But some pale pairings, as the one above, will be strikingly obvious to all who know them.

God you just can’t get enough of this can you! That would have been a great point for a transition out of this illustrated sociological study, but ok, if you insist.

Now see, what’s going on here is…

It’s perfectly simple. When the full matrix of troll romance is in action, we have… uh…

Hey, why don’t you figure it out! You should be an expert on all this by now anyway.

Later our troll hero would try to explain this to our human hero, attempting to convey all the nuance of troll romance through a nearly verbatim recitation of the preceding excerpts.

He would try to describe how rich and textured the troll romantic comedies were compared to the one dimensional schlock of our human cinematic counterparts. He would barely scratch the surface of Troll Will Smith’s virtuosity with the delicate lattice of troll romance, as he would assist the bumbling fudgeblooded Troll Kevin James through the interwoven minefield-briarpatch of redrom and blackrom entanglements, all the while sifting through his own prickly romantic situation and ultimately learning the true meaning of hate and pity. But would they succeed before the imperial drone came knocking with his thirsty pails at the ready??? Yes, they would.

But John didn’t understand any of this because he’s a moron, and he wouldn’t shut up about his awful bullshit Earth movies. He would just go on and on and on about that garbage.

But if there was one theme to be hammered through his thick skull, it would be the trolls’ cultural preoccupation with romantic destiny. Yes, the romantic landscape is rife with false starts and miscues and infidelities, red and black. But every troll believes strongly that each quadrant holds one and only one true pairing for them, and it is just a matter of time before the grid is filled with auspicious matchups through the mysterious channels of TROLL SERENDIPITY.

In short, their belief is that for each quadrant there exists a pair or triad of trolls somewhere in the cosmos that were…

MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

Is there one long running alpha timeline that goes through every session. (A1,A2,B1,B2,C1)or does each session have its own doomed and alpha timelines?

There is one continuous alpha timeline with each session having its own doomed timelines.

couldnt bec noir easily be defeated if they just cut his arm off??

…..yes

I love how "forgotten facts" has kind of turned into "explaining the mechanics of time and sburb"

Yeah, welcome to my life.

what happened to davesprite's john,rose and jade?

That John was killed by Typheus, Jade never entered since John died, and that Rose using some kind of Seer bullshit managed to merge her consciousness with the main Rose by going to sleep right as Dave travelled back in time.

Do all amporas have purple streaks? Cause it looks like cro dyes his hair (ie the grey patch in his sprite). Especially since Dualscar has the purple and I can't imagine a pirate with dye his hair also isn't Cronus supposed to be Dualscar also

It isn’t canon that Dualscar has the purple streak. This is the only picture we see of him in canon.

What happens if you dont toss something into the kernal sprite?

Then you got yourself a Void session

i don't think that caliborn had to bite of his leg caliope could have un-attached her chain gone to sleep and the caliborn could unchain himself and boom he's free prove me wrong

Okay, but why would Calliope ever do that

Why do people ask about what is happening or what will happen? They think you are Hussie?

You’d be surprised at the amount of people that have asked if I was

Excuse me, but could you tell me how Bec Noir lost his first arm in the first place? I don't remember when that happened...

The Harlequin doll that John prototyped had it’s arm cut off by shards of glass.  Bec Noir and PM inherited that trait because of the Queen’s ring.

sorry if this is a FAQ but what happens if you only prototype once? will anything bad happen or do you just run the risk of something stupid getting accidentally prototyped additionally (the way jasprosesprite^2 was created)

All the trolls except Aradia prototyped once so nothing bad is caused because of it.

Did Sollux and Dave ever interact before Sollux died the second time?

Sollux is the one that named him iin2ufferable priick but out side of that, no

What happens if only one person doesn't prototype their kernel?

Still Void

What's the deal with the repeated presence of ironic horses? Has it not been explained yet?

Hussie likes horses.

So wait, why is it that neither the meteor crew or anyone on the ship couldn't contact one another via any chat programs or anything of the sort?

Right, they were completely separated.

do you know what the page on mspaint at /?s=3 is?? i was noticed that the mspaint urls are really simple, with the "s" value determining what story you're looking at, but this is all i can find 3.

You have stumbled across the Blood Spade, it’s a homage to a story he considered doing after Problem Sleuth, but obviously dropped in favor of Homestuck

ok so i've noticed that the gender alignments for the classes are uneven. apparent female exclusives are maid, sylph, & witch; apparent male exclusives are page, heir, bard, & prince; apparent neutral are mage, knight, rogue, seer, & thief. the imbalance means that one of the male classes is actually neutral. i know that andrew tweeted once that any gender can be any class but in canon that's untrue (to my knowledge), so which male class do u think is actually neutral and why, or do u disagree?

Page and Heir have not been confirmed male exclusive and none of those have been confirmed female exclusive.  The only canonically confirmed exclusive classes are Prince, Bard and Lord for male and Muse for female.

So How Did The Characters Find Out What Their Class And Aspect Was?

By learning the lore of the land.

any jade or roxy forgotten facts?

Jade is into Nucelar physics and high tech gadgets and Roxy is an awesome opossum hacker and is totally sober.

Which pages canonically confirm the gender specific classes?

It’s stated here

Why didn't the Trolls Black Queen want to be fused with the Frog from Aradiasprite?

Dersite Carapacians hate frogs

What happened to Davesprite? Is he alive?

He got exploded, he’s dead as far as we know.

A lot earlier in the comic we saw Equis has power over Vriskas metal arm, and since she's going to fight LE who has a part of Equis in him, do you think that will have a factor in the fight?

No because Vriska no longer has a metal arm, she got a real arm back upon ascending to God Tier via her Quest Cocoon

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hey i was wondering why Jade is not extremely mad because she is dressing like an animal and in act 3 she said she never wanted to do that

“Sure, it is fun to imagine what it would be like to run wild with a pack of wolves, or purr and frolic with a litter of kittens, but dressing up as an animal just seems ridiculous. It would still just be a silly girl draped in a raggedy synthetic tufty piece of crap…”  

Jade doesn’t like fursuits, she is not wearing a fursuit though, she literally is part animal.  And she thinks “ ANTHROPOMORPHIC FAUNA are really cute and enchanting…”

you know how roxy admits that she kinda had a crush on dirk even tho he's gay? wouldn't that be like jade or john liking each other or rose/dave? like aren't they siblings??

No, Roxy and Dirk are not related, neither are Jane and Jake.

What do they call PM with the ring on?

As far as I know we still call her PM.  The only reason I refer to ring wearing Jack as something different is because there’s multiple Jack’s running around.