June 2015

What is the plot of homestuck

Do Alpha!Rose and Dave know Roxy and Dirk are coming? If so, how?

Yes, Seers have this weird thing of remembering their pre-scratch selves. The Signless remembered his life as Kankri and how better Beforus was and that’s why he started his movement. Similarly Alpha!Rose remembered Sburb and got Alpha!Dave involved in prepping for their ecto-parents to arrive centuries later.

Has Johnkat (John <3< Karkat) ever been canon?

No. Karkat has hate crushing on John for awhile but John never reciprocated

what trolls know Karkat's blood color?

All of them at this point

How much times have you guys read Homestuck?

I’ve read it twice but I’m planning to read it again soon since I haven’t read through it since 2013

Did we ever see Jade's talksprite?

Nope

what are vriska and (vriska) doing

Arguing

When was the last time buckets were mentioned in the comic?

11/16/2012, [A6I4] ==> ,TG: jane and i are like what the absolute FUCK while dirks just there with his bucket all like ‘yup’

When lining up blood color from lowblood to highblood, why do some people put Karkat inbetween Sollux and Nepeta when he should be below Aradia?

Because the Cancer symbol comes between Gemini and Leo and it’s very possible the if Karkat was not a mutant his blood color would land between the two.

How many times has Karkat canonly said the word fuckass?

One

are tentabulges canon?

Nope

sorry if this has been answered, but if callie were to take OFF the ring would she die again or would the ring be available to be given to say, nepeta or eridan

She’d die

Is the Vriska that's dating Meenah in the horse dreambubble canonically 16?

She’s at least 16. We don’t know how long she’s actually been in the dreambubbles but it’s been at least three years

if seers can remember their past lives like Rose and the Signless, then does Terezi remember being red glare or something?

Redglare is post-scratch Latula, not Terezi. 

Besides Aranea mentioning that Kurloz seemed to treat Muelin nicely, is it canon that he ACTUALLY likes her?

They used to be matesprites canonically. 

Did you know, All characters in HS are Legal in the UK, I could totally bone ANYONE

Some people seem to think that Gamzee went crazy because he ran out of sopor slime. I've always theorized that it was because due to his blood color that he was always unpredictable and the slime only pacified him, or that lil cal told him to murder his friends. Which one of these is true????????

There are several things that contributed to Gamzee’s homicidal spree. He is violent by nature and the sopor slime was acting as a pacifier so running out of that was one.  Lil Cal and Doc Scratch were another. Viewing the blasphemous ICP video was also one

But Aranea was still alive when Condesce took off the ring?

For about 5 seconds

What is important to remeber when you are creating a fanadventure?

Have a story planned out. Not just the characters and plot points, the whole story, planned out, before hand. And don’t get lazy on the art. 

Is the Incipisphere filled with breathable air? If not, can't we assume God-Tiers don't need oxygen? If so, the gas-masks on LoTaK thing is kind of moot

Yes it’s filled with breathable air. Sollux flew through the Incipisphere right after entry and he was fine.  But they do need gas-masks if the go lower on Lotak since Krypton in large quantities is no good for people

Does that mean that if the ring is taken off, something will soon happen to Calliope that results in her death?

No, she’ll just fade back into being a ghost

was that a reaction or a rebuttal?

Rebuttal.  One should not use “all” so liberally.

Sorry I kinda missed it but how was dirk toxic to jake ( besides the fact that he sended robots to jake all the time )

Dirk kind of pressured Jake into the relationship. And then he was kind of suffocating Jake because he always wanted to know where Jake was when he wasn’t with him and what he was doing and stuff.  Dirk has some control issues.

I've never seen the point in Openbound, is it just to get to know the Pre-scratch trolls better? I'm really confused, I've gone back to figure it out, but it never really made any sense at all. If it wasn't for Tumblr I wouldn't even have known Porrim existed. (Thank you so much)

Openbound was mostly used to introduce Meenah’s idea of forming a ghost army.  The pre-scratch trolls were kinda popular demand.

What happened to Erisol?

The Sprite, never existed.

The Ship, is still around probably.

Are there any mystery's that you guy's would like to know or are not sure of?

Personally, I’d like the Warhammer of Zillyhoo’s timeline to become finished because right now we’re missing a chunk.

Also what has up with the white beta-kid-colored eyed lsat frog that Jade needed for frog breeding.

was there ever any real mention of the beta kids interacting with the real world outside of the circle? Like going to school or having any other friends besides each other? And was it canon that Jane was basically under house arrest and never allowed to leave her house?

Jane was often not allowed to leave due to multiple assassination attempts. And none of the the Beta kids ever mentioned school or other friends.

Wasn't it stated by karkat that that white frog was a final key component to a healthy genesis frog? Like because of that not being put into the kid's universe is why Bilious Slick had cancer/Bec Noir?

Yes, but we don’t know where it came from or why/how it died.  It just appeared and keeled over in front of tiny Jade.

Have John and Kanaya ever had a canon conversation?

John was actually the first human she talked to

Wait how did Erisol stop existing? Did John's retcon stop him from being created somehow?

Yep, post-retcon Gamzee never got to antagonize the Alpha kids and create their sprites

Whatever happened to Squarewave and Sawtooth???

They’re around, rap battle bots do their own thing

Magic glowy white frog was slain by Bec's First Guardian powers. 99.9% sure that was directly stated on it's death panel or the one after.

?GG: it hopped over to me and i picked it up
?GG: but then, just like that…

?GG: it died

And then she talks about Jadebot and Echidna’s request. No reasoning provided for the frog’s death.

Do the trolls believe in an afterlife?

The dreambubbles are referred to as an afterlife by trolls on many occasions

Has the meaning of the Blood aspect ever been stated or will it remain a mystery until Kitkat (LOL) hits god tier/ realizes his aspect/ gets to do something.

Based on Karkat’s recent speech and past actions the Blood aspect is definitely about unity and friendship and shit like that.  

I thought nana was Jane?

Nanna is pre-scratch Jane, yes

I've asked twice before but I'll try one more time. Does the Cutlass of Zillywair have smiles on both sides of the pink balls or on just one side? Thanks for your time :33

One? I don’t know. We’ve only seen it on three occasions and from relatively the same angle.

isnt nanna johns grandma through adoption also? like wasnt nanna Dad's mom?

Yes, Nanna is John’s adoptive grandmother and also his genetic mother.

Wait? So in the most recent updates gamzee never went sober?

Gamzee’s still sober post-retcon

The signless and the disciple were in a relationship in every quadrant right?? How would auspitice (I don't know how it's spelt) work if every quadrant was stated canonly

It wasn’t a relationship in every quadrant, it was a relationship Beyond the quadrants. Meaning what they had was so intense and they were so close that it couldn’t be labelled as any quadrant.

What are some of the worst theories you guys have ever heard? Like a theory that made a really far leap?

I really think bladekindeyewear’s “3rd Scratch” theory is stretching it. Caliborn’s session can’t be scratched because a) no scratch construct and b) the Cali twins were born naturally and not through ectobiology so a Scratch wouldn’t change anything.

Why can't Fefetasprite talk?

She can, Hussie was just being cruel since neither Feferi or Nepeta had talked in such a long time.

do you have any theories about homestuck you could tell us?

I am actually really partial to the theory that the Caliborn we’ve been following in story isn’t the Caliborn that will become Lord English and is from an alternate timeline.  This Caliborn focused more on art and less on combat. This would explain why Hussie stopped talking to him abruptly and why the Caliborn in the masterpiece was surprised by things. Surely, if the Caliborn we’ve been watching who had seen the fight had been the Caliborn in the fight he wouldn’t have been surprised.  If Art!Caliborn was the Alpha!Caliborn then there would be stardust in the current post-retcon timeline as well, but we’ve seen no trace of it and John hasn’t been back long enough to blow it all away.

Hello, I am the Anon asking about Fefetasprite. I thought she couldn't talk because Nepeta's brain got smashed to bits. Unless that's just a headcanon

That is not canon at all. Even after Fefeta exploded and Nepeta and Feferi’s ghosts returned to the dreambubbles neither of them talked.

Assuming that the time line revolves entirely around John, how long have they been playing? How much time has passed since John got the mail? Like, if he went way back in time the time line doesn't start there, but the time spent there counts

Still three years, John has only spent a few hours time travelling

Just thinking on your theory there, when WAS the last time Hussie spoke to Caliborn?

Act 6 Intermission 5 Intermission 5

Are there any chances that Eridan, Sollux or Erisolsprite will be seen again?

Sollux is likely, Erisolsprite is unlikely, Eridan is even less likely than that

When in the comic has Eridan said "Wweh"?

Never

Is it said anywhere that different lusi are different species? Because I have a head canon that they're all the same species just different breeds. Is that specified???

They are all the same species, Lusus Naturae

Does any past injuries affect your dream bubble self? Like obviously kurloz's mouth is still sewed shut and meulin is still deaf but none of them are affected by the explosion that killed of them.

They still have those imperfections because those characteristics are a defining part of themself and they choose to keep them. Similar to why Terezi’s dreamself was blind and why Caliborn (if he did ascend) is still lacking a leg and tooth.

Before todays upd8 was it ever canon that trolls cry their blood color or was it just a huge head canon i cant remeber

It was canon, as seen at the numerous times Karkat has cried in the story