how many troll
so many. so many troll.
so many. so many troll.
Thank you anon. I don’t really have the luxury of being able to be mean. Given the large number of followers this blog has if I’m anything but polite I run the risk of getting a ton of shit for it and I’d very much like to avoid that.

Not at all, he’s always been my favorite. When I first read homestuck no one liked Equius, he was practically invisible (hehe) to the fandom. The same thing could be said about Nepeta. It wasn’t until the short lived late-2012 memes of “with Equius” and “Nepeta’s dead” that the fandom as a whole started to appreciate these beautiful characters.
the Steven universe fandom right now is exactly what the homestuck fandom was in 2012 and it is so weird to watch this happen again
- overly complicated theories and analyses
- fights about orientation, body type, and race headcanons
- negative reviews being left on actual products/services in response to a fictional reference (the Pony Pals books for HS; the Keystone Motel for SU)
- Trollsonas/Gemsonas
- a whole generation of kids suddenly knows a lot about an obscure topic (signs of the zodiac for HS; gemstones for SU)
- and anything related to said topic is henceforth mistaken for a reference to the fandom
- Nicki Minaj as a powerful alien babe with giant hair


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They got a ride on Grandpa Harley’s ship
Horse calendar signified when the comic would upd8
Seadwellers are exclusive to the highest blood castes
No, Rogue hoods are a normal hood size
I’d probably say a few months. I wouldn’t be surprised if the comic resumes on 10/25 knowing how Hussie is with dates.
Yes
I’ve always known it as Frequently Asked Questions but both work
They are all 16
Okay Guys, I know that OMEGA makes it seem like the pause is going to be long. But it’s probably only going to be a few months, very similar to the cascade pause. “Well why would Hussie use Omega if it wasn’t going to be a long pause?” Because Omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet like how this will be the last significant pause before Homestuck ends. So don’t listen to the people freaking out, saying the pause is going to last two years or something outlandish like that because there’s a 99% chance that that isn’t how it’s gonna go down.
The best present I ever got from Homestuck was Equiusprite for Christmas in 2012. You truly couldn’t ask for a better present.
Hello! The Omega Pause is actually Homestuck’s 9th hiatus. There’s a section dedicated to the other Hiatuses on the Homestuck page on the wiki but it seems to be lacking the most recent pause.
They didn’t win their session. She blew them up after Damara initiated the scratch so that they could live in the dreambubbles instead of being erased from existance
On the down low Jasprose confirms Davekat
That just happens for sprite^2s where a player is incorporated.
13
Because they left their Incipisphere
Those are for later in the comic, ignore them for now.
Act 1 & 2
What other sprites? All the other sprites were already double prototyped.
No, John changed the past so that everyone wouldn’t get killed, that’s all
Yeah, Jasprose confirmed Karkat was in a matespriteship with someone and given all the hints recently were left to assume it’s with Dave because it’s definitely not anyone else from the meteor crew.
They mentioned her as Karkat’s old crush. If Terezi was the one he went red with I don’t see why Jasprose would specify that she was his “desired matesprite”
Wouldn’t you be too? Homestuck was supposed to be a one year story and yet here we are, six years in. He just wants to be done with this story man.
But that’s probably not what he’s doing. It looks like stupid shit and whatever the fuck you said now and Hussie’s gonna swoop in and do something awesome that pulls everything together making us go “oh shit” and then we realize there was foreshadowing for this from like three years ago. Then we can waggle our finger at him and go “oh that darn Andrew Hustler got us again”
But either way, shut up, stop complaining and enjoy your free story or just stopping reading. No need to be a pissbaby.
Pre-Retcon Rose that can access the memories of other Roses.
Karkat had mixed red/black feeling for Terezi, yes. Dave and Terezi were in Red pre-retcon but then she started sneaking around with Gamzee in the black quadrant which made Dave uncomfortable and he broke up with her. Karkat and Dave had no relationship between them pre-retcon.
It grew back like two (in-story) years ago
Exactly
1) he was really bad at being manipulative
2) he did start to improve on that, seen when he took orders from Karkat no prob and was going out to fight Gam before he got the drop put on him
3) literally 99% of Homestuck fan art has characters looking older than they are.
Time works weird in the Furthest Ring
2 Fuschia bloods at a time. The current ruler and the one meant to challenge them. Upon maturing the Heiress will have to fight the current Empress to the death. After which there will be 1 until the next successor is hatched.
I like Jasprose, they’re fun.
As for Davepeta, they’re gonna give me a headache and I’m not really sure how Dave and Nepeta’s personalities are going to mesh together. I look forward to finding out what they’re like, it’ll definitely be interesting.
Bi, Poly, Pan, Gay but thought he was straight since that’s considered the default by societal standards, it’s your pick.
That’s just their battle ready armor since girl trolls are tougher than boys.
The Condesce
I was making a Kids Next Door joke
Theory
No, but it’s most likely the ones we’ve been viewing recently.
*dusts off the old ship name for DirkJake* Ah yes, Pumpkin Patch is gonna be canon again.
I mean, so were Eridan and Sollux, and Feferi and Nepeta, and Equius and Hal/Dirk. And Vriska and Tavros were both Prospit dreamers.

It’s probably around. Davepeta has claws though so we probably won’t be seeing it again.

Everything is important in Homestuck, especially the stuff you don’t think is important
He was captured after his murderspree