July 2015

Is Jasprosesprite^2 made of pre-retcon Jaspersprite and Rose? If so where is post-retcon Jaspersprite?

Post-retcon Jaspersprite is around somewhere

Was it ever explained in-comic or by Hussie why can't the trolls bear children on their own, instead depending on the contract with the giant termite skull monster? Also, is that "tentabulge" stuff canon? Most of the nsfw material involving trolls has these, and I vaguely remember Kanaya or Porrim mentioning that there's no biological difference between sexes, but I think I might be a lil' bit confused here.

They can’t reproduce on their own because they’re an insect based race. And the tentabulge is only fanon.

Do you think there's a reason why Davepetasprite looks strikingly similar to Lord English?

They funna fight

So did they ever explain why Gamzee had chucklevoodoo powers?

He’s a Purple Blood

Who are the 'bros' Davepeta is going to go see? Or if the entire fandom doesn't know... would they be trolls or humans or whatever?

Definitely Dave, and maybe Arquius, I dunno, guess we’ll find out

Whereabouts is the Condesce atm in the comic? Is she on Derse or elsewhere? I kind of lost track of her in all the chaos. Thank you for answering this in advance

She’s on Derse

So am i missing the bill on this one, or did Jasprose and Davepeta just become 2 canonically trans characters trying to figure out what that means to them?

Pawsibly, Davepeta is at least Non-binary, Jasprose still seems comfortable with with being a girl since “ Cats don’t have particularly deep feelings about gender, or form strong identities around the idea”

Wasnt there a godtier nepete next to god tier karkat once

No, that was just a dream Nep

in that screencap you just showed us why were nepetas and karkkats eyes yellow?? i thought karkat didnt canonically go godteir

They must not have realized they were dead yet. Remember, the eyes only turn white once they remember they died.

Who made Nepeta Leijon's hat

Nepeta

Actually that screenshot must be from the original Roxy: Sleepwalk... there were a few errors in it (it also originally showed Dirk's eyes as red, if I'm correct!). Showing them with irises / non-ghost eyes was just an error.

You’re right! I completely forgot about the original errors. That’s what I get for getting my screenshots of youtube I suppose.

How did gamzee become split in half again? does the world just not like him or did someone 'game over' him again?

Dirk probably got him with his sword

okay since davepetasprite consists of davesprite from pre-retcon timeline, does that mean post retcon davesprite is still out there in the session?

No, post-retcon davesprite is dead

It's possible that Nepetas have ascended, but then didn't die.

I suppose

Do you think Tavcat is going to get sprited with someone like the other two?

No, there are no more single tier sprites, he’s stuck that way

personally what do you think of davepetasprite?

I really like them. Davesprite and Nepeta’s personalities blended a lot better than I thought they would. Plus with Davepta going to fight Lord English, Alpha Dave won’t have to.

what happened to post retcon davesprite

He exploded on Lowas

Right after getting out of the trickster mode the alpha kids found themselves on their sacrifice slabs (<=I think) on derse and prospit. How did they get there?

They flew there all drunk on trickster magic. 

So what is the power level of sprites^2 would davepeta have any chance fighting lord English?

Davepeta’s power level is probably at least nine thousand so they could probably give LE a run for his money but I don’t think they’d win.

What if Davepetasprite^2's purpose is to interact and possibly remove the ARquissprite part of Lord English?

That would just create a doomed Arquiusprite assuming the pre-retcon one came over with all the other sprites. And even if that’s not the case what you’re describing would be an ability of a Rogue of Heart which is Nepeta’s class but typically when two people merge so does their classpect (such as Erisol acting as a Prince of Doom, destroying his own doom ie not being able to spritesplode even though he was miserable). If anything, I feel Davepeta will act more as a Knight of Heart. Knights exploiting and protecting their aspect and Heart being an aspect of the self, the soul, the personality and motivation. That’s just my opinion however.

What are you two's GTs?

I’m a Mage of Time and Mod A is a Sylph of Breath

If classes merge when a sprite forms of 2 players. What do you think is most likely for ARquisprite? Prince of Void or Heir of Heart?

We still don’t know for sure if Lil Hal inherited the Prince of Heart title or not, but if he did then I believe Heir of Heart because he was finally able to have emotions upon prototyping.

FHSFACTS-Facts - they couldn't have a session, because they have no space player.

*correction* We couldn’t have a successful session, but we could still have a doomed one >: ]

this is more of a question. are the kids physically in the game? are they not able to get off of their computer? it didnt make sense to me because from when jade and john were stuck for three years, why didnt they just log out? do they have to finish the game first?

They were teleported though space and time to a different dimension, they are not in their computers

what are you going to do with the blog once hs ends

Keep going. Post-finish is prime time to churn out some forgotten facts, and return this blog to its roots.

Is Jade going to fade or die? ;_;

Probably not, if any of the “main” character were to die I don’t think it’d be her.

Whats the first page a Page refences Ellen Paige?

There isn’t. Surprising considering Jake’s love of movies, you woulda thunk Hussie would have used this joke.

Could the hussnasty style serve as a reference/ parallel to earlier in the comic when it appeared? I think there was a panel with Dave and rose standing in a similar place as davepetasprite and jasprosesprite when they were on derse or its moon. Could this be a parallel to that?

It was a pretty direct parallel

When, on the time line did the claymation fight happen? And how will it affect the future fight? (So confused if you just want to give me a summary)

It happens in the future. And the upcoming fights won’t be affected by it. Vriska’s fight with Lord English will though since the Beta Kids will be released from the juju to fight him.

in the 7/22/15 update ?s=6&p=009812 what is happening exactly? is all the grist going to skaia to make the genesis frog? more importantly, why is prospit eclipsed??

Yes, the grist is going to Skaia to provide energy for the Genesis Tadpole to turn into a Genesis Frog. And Prospit isn’t eclipsed, it’s destroyed. Jack English exploded it when he escaped prison. 

You should put your guys' titles in the FAQ because now I'm curious but I swear you've posted the answer somewhere :L

I just did >: ]

To whichever mod answers this (or both) what powers do you think your respective classpects would grant you? c:

I’m a Mage of Time, this would give me a deep understanding of time and how it works. I would use this knowledge to the benefit of others (i.e. in form of explaining the events of paradoxes, time shenanigans, and other temporal mechanics) at the expense of my own time.

Under what circumstances can a god tier die, or are they REALLY immortal?

Doc Scratch:

“ One may be killed by opposing a corrupt adversary and die for a just cause, as through martyrdom, for instance. This would be heroic.
Or one may be subject to corruption, and slain by a hero. This would be just. ”

Didn't someone say that Jade will go Grimbark again when she wakes up?

Possibly. If Jade were to wake up the Condesce would have the ability to control her again.

Why is some parts in homestuck pester chum black

That’s not pesterchum, that’s Trollian. It serves the same basic purpose but can also be used to talk to those in the future or past.

Wait when virska fights LE does that me when the beta kid get out of the juju does that mean there will be 2 sets of beta kids

No, just one. The Beta kids that are going to fight the Condesce and stuff will eventually get sucked into the juju.

I skipped the whole claymation narrated by Caliborn thinking it was just filler content, could you please write a brief abstract pointing out the most important things that happened there?

The Beta kids are trapped in the house Juju

Lil Cal contains the souls of Caliborn, Arquius and Gamzee

Caliborn kicks the Alpha kids’ asses for awhile until Jake surprises him with a big ol’hope field which is when Arquiusprite hold him will Dirk shoves him into Cal

if the scratch only changes where the meteors fall, how come alternia was so different from beforus?

Because Beforus didn’t have Doc Scratch. 

Do Kurloz and Gamzee have a darker natural skin tone than the other trolls? It's hard to tell.

No, that’s just their face paint

"it is a fact that trolls got the nip-noms, but do they possess the titty???"

yeah, they call ‘em rumble spheres

What is the field surrounding the Genesis Frog in the last forgotten fact you posted?

That would be Skaia

why do people skip the intermission do you think? its my favorite part of homestuck :(

Because they think it’s an actual intermission to the story. It’s a sudden cut away to a bunch of characters we don’t know and people are like “what’a da heckie” so they skip it to get back to their kiddies not realizing that what they just didn’t read will actually be a part of the plot in the future.

Is the eye colour change in trolls fanon or canon? Also, is the skin tint your blood colour thing fanon or canon?

Canon for the eyes, fanon for the skin unless their blushing.

Was the incident with Kurloz and Meulin before or after they died?

Before.

How do you tell what class you are and if youre a derse or prospit?

For deciding my classpect I just read about them and after some self analysis I determine which suits me best. I know there are some quizes out their that you can take but I prefer to do it myself.  As for Derse and Prospit. For the kids it was those with a messy bed were on Derse and those that made their bed were on Prospit, but that doesn’t seem very reliable. I’m sure there are some quizes for that out their too.

Did Jane and gamzee ever had a conversation in canon?

They’ve talked to each other a few times but I wouldn’t really consider them conversations

Wait, where does it say that the beta kids will get out of the juju? I think I missed something

VRISKA: Other sources allude to a more specific consequence.
VRISKA: That the weapon actually contains the souls of some incredi8ly powerful warriors of legend who came close to 8eating him once, so he trapped them inside the charm and 8anished it into the void.
VRISKA: And if that’s the case, then… I guess the weapon just releases them so they can finish the jo8?

what do you consider your god tier and derse/prospit alignment?

Mage of Time, Derse Dreamer

what do we know about beforus ancestors?

if dreamself dirk splashed water on jake's face to wake him up to kiss earth dirk's head, did jake need to kiss him in the first place?

Yes, if Jake didn’t kiss Dirk’s head then Dream Dirk wouldn’t have been awake in order to splash Jake with water. Time Shenanigans.