are we ever formally introduced to the all of the alpha trolls?
Yes
Yes
Her Forge was buried under the sand, like much of her hive was as well.
We never got a formal name for it but it’s a Fred Astaire laptop
No to both questions. Jade didn’t give anyone discs in fact she was the last to get them and they were the pair Dave lost. And Kanaya wasn’t involved in the game distribution at all.
Dersites HATE frogs
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i’m sure that everyone has noticed by now that the homestuck game is very, very late. boy, do i have a fun reason why!
you may remember that what pumpkin announced that the game studio “the odd gentlemen” was originally attached to develop the game, and you may also remember that they quietly moved to in house development in 2014. what they didn’t tell you: the reason they did this was that odd gentlemen stole kickstarter money and spent it on king’s quest.
This is honestly horrifying and I’m sorry to Andrew and everyone else who had to deal with this.
Please read if you were wondering about the game being late!
Caliborn is also one of my favorite characters and it’s because he’s such a giant piece of shit and he’s super fun and easy to roleplay. The great thing about his character is that it’s so simple yet so complex like you can summarize him in a few choice actions like: be rude, hate clowns and women, make art and want to kill things. That’s pretty much his entire character and it’s so ironic and outstanding that this simplistic character is so interesting and is pretty much the main character for half the story. Most people see him as the awful thing he is and when he shows up are like “ugh, not this guy again” and totally over look that he drops some of the funniest lines of the comic. Over all, Caliborn’s character is a fucking joke, literally, he’s supposed to be a parody of those douchebag fans everyone knows and hates and Hussie writes him in just such a perfect way that I love the character and not even in an ironic way.
~Mod T
That was just that one Rose doing some Seer bullshit
What Pumpkin asked the OP to remove the post which is why it’s not their anymore. Like wise, I’d rather not have that drama and stay under the radar so please don’t reblog this, spread it by word of mouth or personalized text posts, copy and paste if you want but don’t reblog
Basically the guys that What Pumpkin originally commissioned to make Hiveswap took the money WP gave them and used it to make a different game (called King’s Quest I think). So after like a year of them not doing more than making one glitchy room WP terminated their contract and was supposed to get back about a third of what they gave the other company. But then the other guys spent like half of that. And basically dealing with their Bull Shit was one of the main contributors to the GigaPause and we’re so lucky that WP has made so much progress on the game in such a short period of time.
That is actually a really interesting possibility that I don’t think I’ve heard anyone suggest before. In theory I suppose they could have survived the crash, and that could possibly be a way for Kanaya (and maybe Tavros) to ascend.
That was just one special instance, Seers don’t usually remember their alternate timeline selves
Because she needed to play Sgrub
This blog is about truth and the facts man, I can’t lie to my Public.
Besides, the info is already out there, people who want to know it are gonna find it out. If I didn’t tell them then they’d just ask somebody else who would.
Nope
Yep, pretty much
I Don’t Hate Gamzee?? And he wasn’t under Cal’s control. Influenced, sure, but Gamzee has been a terrible person like forever?? You just couldn’t tell because he was doped up all the time. Like what about the timeline where he killed everyone before they even started playing the game, he didn’t have Cal then. Dude’s just a dick.
Just start at Act 2 if you don’t want to reread Act 1
She was killed by Sollux under Vriska’s mind control. And she came back as her Dreamself when it ascended.
I do not, that has not been explained in canon. It could have something to do with his Jokerkind Strife Specibus or some Time Shenanigans, but again, I’m not sure.
Nope
Well, in an alternate timeline it did, apparently. I believe in Roxy: Wake Up we see Godtier Karkat and Dreamer Nepeta together in a dream bubble. So our ship did sail, if even for a few brief moments.


If you count the costumes of [S] Ministrife as canon, then yes.
Yes, it would be a Doomed Session
Okay so even if he was mentally ill, does he still get off scoot free for murdering people, severely abusing someone, decapitating and making out with a corpse, and sexually harassing people? The answer is no, so get your Gamzee-apologist ass with your white-serial-killer defense out of my inbox. Gamzee is a douche, mentally ill or not, end of story.
Both a Time and Space player are needed because those aspects lay the foundation for any universe. If a universe was somehow made lacking one of the aspects it would be fundamentally flawed and probably wouldn’t be able to create another universe.
He also needs it for his blacksmithary
Caliborn
Sure, it’d be tough but it’s probably do-able
Everyone, she literally screwed over everyone.
I love all homestuck characters
No, language is learned and not genetics. So unless Doc Scratch taught her japanese she wouldn’t have spoken it.
Good Gamzee fan
No because the Kings of the Alpha kid session never transformed out of their Chess Piece form and then were blown up.
She didn’t survive, she died and then became undead (kinda). She could still have a hole in her chest, or it could have healed, we just don’t know
If anyone of the kids was going to kill her it will her the heiress to her empire, Jane. And I honestly think Kanaya tagging along to that fight is a bad idea because she is a troll and the Condesce has Serket powers and can control Trolls, but maybe Kanaya isn’t impressionable or insecure enough for the powers to hold. I guess we’ll find out.
No, she’s gonna get roasted
No, but we know they’ve interacted because Equius says Eridan’s romantic advances make him uncomfortable.
They are all 16 currently
I believe they intended for the sexual harassment to be from Equius, but even that is pushing it.
It’s because there’s two Vriskas and it would get confusing reading
Vriska:
Vriska:
Vriska:
So (Vriska) is a way to differentiate the two. Hussie did it before when two John’s where interacting aswell.
Bec Noir exploded all that
Nope
They spent three years travelling to the Alpha kids’ session.
isn’t calliope a Mage of Space?
She’s a Muse of Space, not Mage.
Killed the Kings, and now there’s space for the Beta kids’ Battlefield.
Okay but can you say Nepjasprosesprite^3
We saw him on the Eight Ball planet with Caliborn and Caliborn said he was gonna kill him so he’s probably dead now