July 2015

are we ever formally introduced to the all of the alpha trolls?

Yes

ok Kanaya is a space player and had a forge, right? but she lived in a desert, there's no volcano next to her house. will the planet give the space player a volcano if they do not already have one?

Her Forge was buried under the sand, like much of her hive was as well.

There's a Cosbytop, a Crosbytop....but who's the other laptop?

We never got a formal name for it but it’s a Fred Astaire laptop

Is it right that the space player has to give the CDs to all the players pre-SBURB? If no, could the beta-kids start without a space player and the time player would just scratch and maybe one of the alpha-kids is a space player? (Sorry formyenglish)

No to both questions. Jade didn’t give anyone discs in fact she was the last to get them and they were the pair Dave lost. And Kanaya wasn’t involved in the game distribution at all.

I dont understand why the trolls black queen didn't want to fuse with a frog, please explain?

Dersites HATE frogs

godsgifttotheyaois:

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i’m sure that everyone has noticed by now that the homestuck game is very, very late. boy, do i have a fun reason why!

you may remember that what pumpkin announced that the game studio “the odd gentlemen” was originally attached to develop the game, and you may also remember that they quietly moved to in house development in 2014. what they didn’t tell you: the reason they did this was that odd gentlemen stole kickstarter money and spent it on king’s quest.

Keep reading

This is honestly horrifying and I’m sorry to Andrew and everyone else who had to deal with this.

Please read if you were wondering about the game being late!

Caliborn is my Problematic Fave and here's why

Caliborn is also one of my favorite characters and it’s because he’s such a giant piece of shit and he’s super fun and easy to roleplay. The great thing about his character is that it’s so simple yet so complex like you can summarize him in a few choice actions like: be rude, hate clowns and women, make art and want to kill things. That’s pretty much his entire character and it’s so ironic and outstanding that this simplistic character is so interesting and is pretty much the main character for half the story. Most people see him as the awful thing he is and when he shows up are like “ugh, not this guy again” and totally over look that he drops some of the funniest lines of the comic. Over all, Caliborn’s character is a fucking joke, literally, he’s supposed to be a parody of those douchebag fans everyone knows and hates and Hussie writes him in just such a perfect way that I love the character and not even in an ironic way.
~Mod T

do all doomed dreamselves merge with the alpha dreamself or was that just rose in that one timeline because she's a seer or something

That was just that one Rose doing some Seer bullshit

(( hey! abt the post you reblogged abt the hs game being late, the readmore link leads to a "not found" link on the op's blog. could you sum up what happened? if it's more than stolen money, that is. thnx! ))

What Pumpkin asked the OP to remove the post which is why it’s not their anymore. Like wise, I’d rather not have that drama and stay under the radar so please don’t reblog this, spread it by word of mouth or personalized text posts, copy and paste if you want but don’t reblog 

Basically the guys that What Pumpkin originally commissioned to make Hiveswap took the money WP gave them and used it to make a different game (called King’s Quest I think). So after like a year of them not doing more than making one glitchy room WP terminated their contract and was supposed to get back about a third of what they gave the other company. But then the other guys spent like half of that. And basically dealing with their Bull Shit was one of the main contributors to the GigaPause and we’re so lucky that WP has made so much progress on the game in such a short period of time.

Likelihood of the Prospit's moon that is embedded in B1 Skaia to have usable Breath and Space Quest beds?

That is actually a really interesting possibility that I don’t think I’ve heard anyone suggest before.  In theory I suppose they could have survived the crash, and that could possibly be a way for Kanaya (and maybe Tavros) to ascend.

If Seers remember themselves from alternate timelines, any reason why Terezi doesn't remember being Game Over!Terezi?

That was just one special instance, Seers don’t usually remember their alternate timeline selves

Why, when Aradia died, did her spirit wander Alternia rather than wandering a dream bubble?

Because she needed to play Sgrub

Since WP doesnt want info about that going around it would be supportive to OP and WP to not spread it anymore

This blog is about truth and the facts man, I can’t lie to my Public.  

Besides, the info is already out there, people who want to know it are gonna find it out. If I didn’t tell them then they’d just ask somebody else who would.

Can you feed me up with some cool Homestuck facts about literally anything

Bull Penis Cane

can I have the link to where we're introduced to the alpha trolls? I've read what there is so far in homestuck and I've only met Meenah and Aranea.

Flash One, Flash Two , Flash Three

did nepkat ever happen?

Nope

Hooow did ICP and Guy Fieri get into positions of power in the alpha timeline?

“ TT: [Guy Fieri] used his connections and guile to wriggle into the spotlight, and then on to other positions of power. ”

“TT: [ICP] ran a hell of a campaign. By then the juggalo party had gotten huge. While the numerous other candidates split the moderate vote, they retained a very energized and devoted base.”

For a session to be successful there needs to be a space player, right? so does that mean if there's no space player you're screwed? because no one can bread the frog?

Yep, pretty much

*aggressively hates Mod T for hating Gamzee* And to the person who wanted to know why Gamzee went crazy, he had been under Lil Cal's control for a while, Aranea was just controlling his body.

I Don’t Hate Gamzee?? And he wasn’t under Cal’s control. Influenced, sure, but Gamzee has been a terrible person like forever?? You just couldn’t tell because he was doped up all the time. Like what about the timeline where he killed everyone before they even started playing the game, he didn’t have Cal then. Dude’s just a dick.

Where's a good place to start rereading the series? Thanks.

Just start at Act 2 if you don’t want to reread Act 1 

hey (: um, im a little bit confused about aradia and how she died and came back to life? um, thanks in advance

She was killed by Sollux under Vriska’s mind control. And she came back as her Dreamself when it ascended.

do you know how gamzee got one of john's hammers in cascade i think it was?

I do not, that has not been explained in canon.  It could have something to do with his Jokerkind Strife Specibus or some Time Shenanigans, but again, I’m not sure.

did nepkat ever happen?

heannalebane:

forgottenhsfacts:

Nope

Well, in an alternate timeline it did, apparently. I believe in Roxy: Wake Up we see Godtier Karkat and Dreamer Nepeta together in a dream bubble. So our ship did sail, if even for a few brief moments.

have we seen any canon mage god tiers?

If you count the costumes of [S] Ministrife as canon, then yes.

If there was a session with only one of the necessary aspects (Only has Time, or only has space), would their session fail?

Yes, it would be a Doomed Session

Okay, but Gamzee has been a victim of neglect and sexual harassment (by his friends and his lusus) and those things can cause depression and PSTD and tl;dr his friends deserved it, sort of? Esp. Eq, who was using Gam for his kinks.

Okay so even if he was mentally ill, does he still get off scoot free for murdering people, severely abusing someone, decapitating and making out with a corpse, and sexually harassing people? The answer is no, so get your Gamzee-apologist ass with your white-serial-killer defense out of my inbox. Gamzee is a douche, mentally ill or not, end of story.

In regards to a session with only one of the necessary aspects: there IS a possibility of a session with only a space player succeeding. The time player is needed in case a scratch is necessary, whereas the space player is needed to create the new universe. If by some chance a group were to do everything perfectly, a time player might not be needed to have a successful session.

Both a Time and Space player are needed because those aspects lay the foundation for any universe. If a universe was somehow made lacking one of the aspects it would be fundamentally flawed and probably wouldn’t be able to create another universe.

why did Hephaestus want to use the forge if all it does is change the players climate? And, where is he now?

He also needs it for his blacksmithary

Is it possible for a session to have an odd number of players?

Caliborn

Could a session potentially succeed with only two players, a Time and a Space?

Sure, it’d be tough but it’s probably do-able

Can you list all the people/trolls vriska has screwed over?

Everyone, she literally screwed over everyone.

Mod T sounds like a Karkat fan.

I love all homestuck characters

would post-scratch damara/the handmaid still have spoken japanese as pre-scratch damara did?

No, language is learned and not genetics. So unless Doc Scratch taught her japanese she wouldn’t have spoken it.

With the Gamzee thing, Anon, he is an asshole, and he's NOT a good person, but personally, I still like him. I like him for who he was, and I can appreciate the character development he's gone through, to nice little clown to murderous villain. I still love him, but I can acknowledge that what he's done is bad and he's a villain, not a perfect baby.

Good Gamzee fan

if the Kings have sceptres then does that mean there is possibly a sceptre of hope and heart for the white and black king respectively in the alpha kids session?

No because the Kings of the Alpha kid session never transformed out of their Chess Piece form and then were blown up.

(( how did kanaya survive the blow from eridan that busted a hole thru her torso? and now that the kanaya in recent updates is sans cape, does that mean she is just? walking around w/ a fucking hole in her body? holy shit ))

She didn’t survive, she died and then became undead (kinda).  She could still have a hole in her chest, or it could have healed, we just don’t know

how do you expect the kids v. condesce to go? the condesce has conditional mortality given by lord english where she can only be killed by LE's next in line servant, like in the handmaid v. condesce. if one of the kids is this next in line servant, who & what then? if none are & they can't kill her do you think they'll just… lock her up or something? stick her in a juju if they get one? try to take her psychic powers away so she can't break out? lots of ways this can go. penny for your t

If anyone of the kids was going to kill her it will her the heiress to her empire, Jane. And I honestly think Kanaya tagging along to that fight is a bad idea because  she is a troll and the Condesce has Serket powers and can control Trolls, but maybe Kanaya isn’t impressionable or insecure enough for the powers to hold. I guess we’ll find out.

do you think Vriska will be successful in fighting Lord English?

No, she’s gonna get roasted

Are there Equius/Eridan direct interactions? I can't find a pesterlog of those two :0

No, but we know they’ve interacted because Equius says Eridan’s romantic advances make him uncomfortable.

I'm sorry if you've already answered this before, but what are the current ages of all the kids?

They are all 16 currently

Woah woah woah what??? When was Gamzee sexually harassed by his lusus?

I believe they intended for the sexual harassment to be from Equius, but even that is pushing it.

why did vriska's name suddenly start appearing in parentheses like (Vriska) now that she's pirate vriska or smthn? did i miss something in the update?

It’s because there’s two Vriskas and it would get confusing reading 

Vriska:
Vriska:
Vriska:

So (Vriska) is a way to differentiate the two. Hussie did it before when two John’s where interacting aswell.

What happened to the trolls planets? Their beds?

Bec Noir exploded all that

Does nepeta ever call Karkat KarKitty in canon?

Nope

Wait, so if the Beta Kids are now 16, and they started off 13, and the game all takes place on the same day, did the game last 3 years and then resets their ages to the day they started or else when did they age up? Sorry if this doesn't make sense. >~<

They spent three years travelling to the Alpha kids’ session.

supstuck replied to your post:have we seen any canon mage god tiers?
isn’t calliope a Mage of Space?

She’s a Muse of Space, not Mage.

What was the significance of CD blowing up the battlefield (back in act 6 I think?)

Killed the Kings, and now there’s space for the Beta kids’ Battlefield.

However, Nepeta did call Karkat "Karcat" Once.

That is true

Okay but can you say Nepjasprosesprite^3

Speaking of Caliborn's jack, have we seem him since he murdered Calliope? Do we know what he's up to now?

We saw him on the Eight Ball planet with Caliborn and Caliborn said he was gonna kill him so he’s probably dead now