August 2015

So in the dream bubbles, as well as in Fefetasprite, Feferi and Nepeta don't appear to be able to speak using actual words, but only with their respective faces. Is there a reason for this?

It’s a joke. Both characters hadn’t appeared in a long time and many fans wanted them to. So Hussie gave us the characters but didn’t make them speak leaving the fans’ desires for the characters partially unfulfilled. 

In short, Hussie the pwnmastr trololololed al us n00bs XD 

what happened to squarewave and sawtooth

They’re still around.

Hey, I was thinking. If the Terrors made the dream bubbles in order to stop LE from permanently killing people, and Gamzee is part of LE, surely they would avoid taking any Gamzee ghosts to make things harder for LE?

They didn’t make the bubbles to stop LE from killing people, they made the bubbles to slow him down from killing them.

Where does it say Dirk actually likes anime? Is this just a really popular headcanon?

Headcanon. People assume Dirk likes anime because of his anime shades.

Do you have links to the pages where each character dies ? That would be amazingly helpful--

Drum roll please *dadadadadadadada da dah* there’s a page for that on the wiki!

In the recent update, it showed everyone's deaths but I don't remember a bunch of them ever dying (other than to get to the God Tier). Was it showing their deaths in alternate realities or what..? Do you have any pages you can reference specifically for me?

Most of them were from [S] Game Over

I’m tired of answering “has X ever talked to Y” questions and we get them all the time so sit back and I’m gonna show you how to check this yourself.

1. You go to the characters’s page on the wiki

2. You go to the grey bar on the right

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3. Then you scroll down to the very bottom of that bar where is says Pesterlog. Click [Show]

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4. And WOAH BAM, a list of every pesterlog that character has spoken in convenient categorized by Act and Sub-Act with an indicator of which other character(s) they were speaking to, HOLY SHIT

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What's the joke with homestuck and newgrounds all about?

[S] Cascade is hosted on Newsground. Hussie was going to post it on their high-traffic server (expecting everyone flocking to watch it after the hiatus) but they didn’t get back to him in time so he posted it normally. And long story short, Homestucks crashed Newgrounds from the sheer number of people watching Cascade.

Im really sorry if this question isn't part of your type of tumblr posts but whats ret-con? Is it when john was following terezi's guide to fix everything?

Retcon is when an author changes something that has already been stated. And yes, John following Terezi’s directions is what we refer to as the retcon.

on p6774, when jake says 'I am just having the NUTTIEST deja vu thing going on now. I feel weird', did that ever turn out to mean something?

Yes because that conversation was a memory. Jake was knocked out and reliving a memory in the dreambubbles. And since he already had that conversation he started having deja vu

When Jack "Red-Miles"d earth, it showed up in the future with the exiles, so did the miles show up at that one point only, or did he like destroy every single point of earths existence since he destroyed their universe(?) Sorry if this is confusing

The miles showed up 413 years in the future (or just 410) at this point. This is why his miles attacked Roxy as well.

So all the way back in act 1, John clearly high-fived the once prototyped harlyquinn sprite, and nothing happened. This clearly contradicts the sprite rule that occurred in the recent updates, with the sprites prototyping with anything they touched (be it alive, object or sprite). Think there was any particular reason John did not prototype with the sprite? Or was it simply a mistake on Hussie's behalf?

I think it was because it was his sprite. We saw Kanaya’s sprite touch her before to.   Arguable, Dave was able to prototype into Davesprite because he was a doomed Dave, Jadeand Aradia were able to prototype into Jadesprite and Aradiasprite respectively since they were both dead.

What was the server/player order for the alpha kids? The planned one Dirk and AR made up, and then the one they actually ended up doing when the Miles arrived? Thanks :)

(server-> player)  Roxy->Jake->Dirk->Jane. We know for a fact that Dirk was Jane’s server player. You can tell the rest of the order based on their planet locations.

When did Equius use curse words?

He used just one

On page 5492 where blind Sollux asked if he could grope Aradia, did this have any sexual intention or was it only so he could be able to "see" what she was wearing and what else was different about her since he was blind and all (I mean, Terezi uses different senses (smell and taste) to see)? I have a friend who claims that this was sexual harrassment but I'm not sure if that was even his actual intention so I was kind of hoping for a third opinion from you. Also please answer this privately.

TA: wait, what, y0u’re wearing a g0dh00d?
TA: why didn’t y0u tell me that, what gives? 0r that y0u came back t0 life??
AA: im wearing a hood and have butterfly wings what else would you like to know
TA: man, being blind is dumb, can i like gr0pe y0u 0r s0mething t0 get up t0 date 0n y0ur appearance, w0uld that be weird?
AA: yes sollux that would probably be pretty weird

Probably so he could get a feel for how she changed.

Can you explain the whole beta kids being sucked into Cal thing? I thought only Gamzee, Arquiusprite and Caliborn were supposed to be trapped inside.

The kids were sucked into the house juju. The character you mentioned are in Lil Cal

Is Caliborn LE or is Doc Scratch LE?

Yes.

Why were there two teams in the first place if the trolls were just gonna all work together anyway?

They thought they were going to be on two teams, they didn’t know they were gonna have to work together.

do you guys know how long the B2 session was? because everyone always says the alpha kids are older than the beta, and they were when their session started, but when the betas arrive in the alpha session, the betas are sixteen? and I didn't think the alpha session was that long?

The Alpha kids started playing when they were 15 and spent approximately six months in the game and within that time they all had a birthday and turned 16. The Alpha kids are not older than the Beta kids, they are the same age.

What did Dave use to create SBaHJ comics? MSPaint?

In [S] Enter you can see Dave drawing Hella Jeff and it does appear to be a program with mspaint attributes

why does rufioh have wings? has he achieved god tier (and then decided to wear his regular clothes) ?

It’s just a mutation

Did future alternia have command bases like the exiles did?

Yes But we only saw the outside of two and the inside of one

In which panels does the soundtrack “Lotus (Bloom)" play in?

It has not been featured in comic

Was it ever said when the birthdays of the rest of the kids are? Like an exact date?

Yes. The Striders’ is December 3rd, The Lalondes’ is December 4th and the Harley/English’s is December 1st.

Were the password pages always there, or did Hussie add them after upd8s?

He added them as they were needed

If gamzee can't die, it sit possible for him to go god tier?

That is a really good question. I don’t know the answer to that.

If (Vriska) went god tier then where did her wings go?

Under her clothes

When it shows rose rapping, does that mean she or Dave canonly have orange hair?

I’m pretty sure she was talking about an orange smuppet

Has anyone successfully killed the condesce yet? I cant remember if the handmaid did or not.

No, the Condesce is still very much alive

What if Andrew Hussie is just an actor you hired to protect your identity?

I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation

Did Kanaya leave Karkat behind when she went back to join the group?

Yes

What do you think of the theory that Terezi just went God Tier?

100% wrong.

So what did happen to terezi?

She pushed her powers to a new level. But she didn’t ascend.

Can you name every character in Homestuck who has been drunk?

Rose, Roxy, Mom Lalonde, if you count Trickster magic as being drunk, the rest of the Alpha kids.

I've been looking through the comic and wiki for ages but I can't seem to find the answer on my own, but I swear I remember either Karkat or maybe Terezi saying exactly how long their game session was, like somethinghundrid hours, and that Karkat didn't sleep for the whole thing, am I just imagining this???

It was 612 hours long. That’s a little over three weeks.

but how are u 100 percent sure she didnt ascend?

She didn’t die on a Mind Sacrificial Slab.

If gamzee can't die does that mean his dream self is still alive in the ruins of prospit?

Unknown

How do you know all of these things?

What are the cracks in the sky and why are there cracks?

They are cracks in Paradox Space that Lord English is creates when he destroys dreambubbles

Karkat once said that he would go out of his way to not be the one to tell John his name. Who actually DID tell John Karkat's name?

~~~~Vriska~~~~

You said Gamzee isn't a juju but wouldn't it maybe make a little sense? He's immensely powerful and immortal. What are your thoughts on this? Personally I'm accepting this as a head canon.

He isn’t a juju because he has an origin, even if it is a paradox one. Juju’s don’t have an origin, juju timelines are cyclical.

if alpha Dave wasn't around for Dirk then who flash stepped and moved cal

Dirk

I seem to recall it being implied that the B2 session's incipisphere is in a different location in the Furthest Ring than the B1 incipisphere. If that's true - if the B1 incipisphere didn't simply BECOME the B2 incipisphere - then do we have any idea what's left of the B1 incipisphere now that the Scratch is complete?

It doesn’t exist anymore. The Scratch erased it all. 

In which part of the comic is confirmed that Redglare is blind? or is it just a fanon thing?

That’s fanon.

This is a question regarding the crowbar question from earlier... Has lil cal ever been hit by crowbar's crowbar? If not, what do you think would happen?

No, and he would be destroyed

Can you tell me who's fighting who?

Condesce vs. John, Rose, Roxy, and Kanaya

Spades Slick & company vs. Jake

Jack English/Union Jack vs. Dirk, Dave, and Terezi

Bec Noir and PM vs. No one/ each other?

Doesn't PS Jade change her name to English because the Condesce is scared of him, not directly because of him?

Yes

Why do people say tavros isn't shy??

Probably because he lacked self-confidence and was unsure of himself , both traits often associated with shyness. But he has never had any problem talking to people and really only seemed “shy” when he was talking with Vriska.

do you know if it has ever been mentioned/shown that kanaya still has her stomach wound since she changed dresses, or is it completely up to headcanons/interpretation? thank you in advance!

It hasn’t been mentioned so it’s free to interpretation as of now.

Is it ever explained why trolls have God Tier wings but the humans don't?

Because trolls associate wings with divinity while humans do not.