Do any of the chatacters have canon middle names?
Nope
It’s my Birthday.
Let’s play a game called “Who wants to buy me Homestuck merch?”
What's Lord English's ultimate goal?
Nope
June 15th, 2010. It was a Tuesday.
Just so everyone knows, you should be able to check what songs are in which flash here.
But in order of your request: Time on My Side, MeGaLoVania, and Unite Synchronization,
It has been heavily hinted at but not said out right whether or not they are together.
Nope
Actually, im unsure this is true! I’ve heard from multiple sources that Dave’s canon middle name is “Elizabeth” but i could be wrong!
Dave’s middle name being Elizabeth is not canon. It originated in a fancomic from 2012 (I believe) and is now considered fanon.
Yes.
Possibly, but Jade’s slab would have been on B1 Prospit which she didn’t bring
In the header during the Doc Scratch narration section there’s a part where a young Handmaid tries to flee and if you hover over it it says “HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE”
Split timelines. The Alpha kids he made would grow up to be the guardians in one timeline and the alpha kids in another
She mind controlled Gamzee and made him steal it
Probably not long
That’d be the one that Gamzee killed post-retcon and pre-retcon respectively.
Homestuck is an interactive webcomic hosted on mspaintadventures.com written by Andrew Hussie and featuring several guest artists throughout the series.
This is explained in the faq
He was poisoned by an archagent of Derse
Outside of Meenah, probably not. The were really only thrown in the comic as fanservice
Hussie wouldn’t kill the mayor. Not even he is that cruel.
They probably flew there, peeps do weird shit when they’re high
It’s my Birthday.
Let’s play a game called “Who wants to buy me Homestuck merch?”
It’s a popular headcanon dude, no need to get angry. Peeps like a lil’ plus-sized representation. The reasoning comes from her being a seadweller and how a lot of seadwelling Earth creatures have that extra weigh for warmth and shit. Eridan doesn’t actually live in the sea so the same logic can’t be applied to him. But at the end of the day, peeps can believe whatever they like and it doesn’t hurt anyone so there’s nothing wrong with it. If you disagree, you disagree, that’s your opinion. It’s when you start telling others their opinions are wrong with no basis in fact or canon that things start to be not okay.
Yes. She had a rule with Caliborn not to disclose they’re names since names hold a lot of power with young cherubs. But since she knew he was up to something and was probably going to cheat, she decided to tell the kids her name.
I just try to be a little bit more like Dave Strider everyday.
We don’t know if the Signless had a celibacy vow. We know Kankri does, and while they are technically the same person, they are not actually the same person.
Bro didn’t exactly film Dave for porn. Bro has cameras set up all over the place and Dave may or may not have shown up as an accessory in some of his puppet stuff. Which is super weird fetish stuff so not necessarily explicate such as the time Dave shredded a puppet in the blender:
It seems you may have just been an unwitting accessory to some sort of grisly puppet snuff film.
Hussie has confirmed nothing. He probably never actually came up with the incident himself and probably never intends to show it. But it’s better that way. Some of the fan theories go super in detail and it’s pretty great.
No, you can’t keep down the clown
When a mommy sprite and a daddy doomed timeline self want to stay alive they come together and form a sprite of said doomed timeline self or in this case Davesprite
Yes. Literally all you need playerwise to for the game to be win-worthy is a time and space player
2012 was the start of the hiatuses which nudged fans into other fandoms. During the hiatuses of 2013 people became more invested in other fandoms and lost interest in homestuck. 2012 and early 2013 was also the time of the Trickster Arc which pushed people away because it was too weird. It was also around this time that everyone was sure Homestuck would soon be ending so the fandom that was hated by all became loved by all. Other fandoms were nice to us and out of this Fandomstuck was born. Personally one of my favorite homestuck memes of all time it only assisted in the seeping and breaking away of homestuck fans into other fandoms. And then of course came the Gigapause of late 2013. Only die-hard fans survived this year long break without going into Homestuck hibernation. This was a good thing for the fandom however as the piece of shit bucket phase kids either left or learned. No more were the con horror stories of grey smudges or bucket throwing. No more were the meet ups and photoshoots where the attendees numbered in the hundreds. The fandom was at peace, left only with those who knew of how awful it’d been and wished never to return. And then the final straw, the retcon. Making a confusing tale even more confusing some couldn’t take it and cursed the story. Others left due to the fact the their precious children, the ones they had spent years watching grow were no more. They’re experiences changed, the challenges they faced abandoned. No more was Rose’s alcoholism, no more was Dave’s emotional issues, Terezi’s abusive tale, Jade’s failed romance with Davesprite. All of it replaced with support, love, friendship and sadness. The characters were different now, not by much, but their stories had changed. Some left over that. Some left purely because all this was done to bring back Vriska, a character no one wanted to return. And to bring us to present, the most recent incident that cause some to leave was the creation of Sprites^2.
You are young in an old fandom. There have been many things, many memes, many problems, many arguments, many laughs that you have missed. You never knew the fandom at it’s most active, most exciting, most embarrassing, most cringe worthy, consider this a blessing. The fandom wasn’t always as cozy as it is today.
If the sessions were destined to converge like that of our humans then yes it would be winnable.
I love fandom history if that wasn’t obvious by how much I wrote in that post
No. A time player isn’t only around for the scratch. In any successful session there will be doomed timelines. The time player is responsible for coming back and stopping them from happening so that the Alpha timeline can continue.
Yeah, There have been some set backs along the way but it’s still coming. I believe the current eta is early next year. You can check it out on your own if you like.
Yes
Yeah, that session would be fine.
Nope. There is literally a 0% chance of Hussie introducing new characters this late in the story.
Space is needed for breeding frogs. Time is for avoiding/fixing doomed timelines and to host the Scratch if needed.
I don’t see why not. As long as they have someone that can navigate the endless abyss that is the Furthest Ring.
No. It’s unknown whether the knight assisting in breeding frogs is a prerequisite for a successful session or if it’s just a coincidence between the two that we’ve seen.
possibly. I don’t believe there’s anything that would prevent that success.
He was last mentioned here, the day before the omegapause started
That would be incredibly hard to manage and probably a very fragile session so the odds of it being successful would incredibly low
Because Davesprite was made with a Doomed Dave and not his dreamself.
We see him eat Sopor Slime and Sopor Slime is kinda like salad. They are both green.
Implied
Well, it’s simple really. Some people have a set way they see a character and refuse to take any other interpretations of said character because
Isn’t he the main character?
Headcanon.