March 2016

why is/was there so much hate for homestuck fandom?

Oh boy, you sweet innocent angel. Read this if you dare

who is the best?

Serenity obviously

Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the Dankest of them all?

Quarters

What am I supposed to do with my life after Homestuck ends?

Cry, curl up in a ball and wait until Hiveswap comes out

how many mods does this blog have? does one person know all these things?

There are 2 of us. I (Mod T) have been a Mod here for three years and Mod A has been a Mod for almost a year now.

hello! im like, leafing through and all and i vaguely remember this one part where john and jade were on the BIG SHIP and decided to play an online game together but i forgot where and what that was all about. could you help me with that please?

Ghostbusters II MMORPG

Has tavros said fuck?

Yes

What's Hiveswap??

the video game I paid over two hundred bucks for

I don't know if you've already answered this or not, but at which page does Karkat say fuckass? Like, if memory serves correct he says it once, but I can't remember where he says it.

Here

Would a session go null if the black king were to be killed before the reckoning?

Maybe..?

is there one character that has not said "fuck" in the whole series

WV hasn’t technically said anything

How do you even remember all of this? I doubt Hussie even remembers all of these obscure facts.

I don’t remember everything, I just know the right places to look

The new update is there!

Is it just me or does the art style make it read differently? Like I just can’t get the characters’ voices to sound normal, the art has altered them in my brain.

What was the barcode on WV's (the mayor's) wrist?

It’s to signify he’s a clone.

"I don’t remember everything, I just know the right places to look" that shit sounds like something the old master says to the student and it turns out to be the most important thing

Because it is.  Here’s some examples from today:

Someone asked for the online game John and Jade played on the ship. I knew there was a pesterlog between the two and that it was in one of the earlier Act 6 intermission so I went to the wiki all up on John’s page and took a peak at his pesterlogs in Act 6 he’s had with Jade and boom, found it.

Or when someone asked when Karkat has said fuckass, I jump on over to MSPA’s search feature, click all up in Act 5, Ctrl+F fuckass until I find it.

What flash game did Meenah was LE was hot in? I clickity clack my way to the great resource of readmspa, go to their search feature of Act 6, Ctrl+F “hot” until I find the convo and get the link.

It’s all a matter of how you manage your resources and prior knowledge.

how is the condesce piloting her ship if the helmsman died in the vast glub?

She can probably do it herself, the helmsman just made it go fast

Just a quick question. Does John say that he watches anime/reads manga or is my mind just playing tricks on me -.-

While talking to Jade, John says:

EB: well, i saw you once in a neat outfit…
EB: it was kind of like you were torn from the pages of my favorite japanese mangas.

It indicates he likes manga while also being a call back to when Jade made the outfit

While wearing this outfit, you almost feel as if you were ripped straight from the animes!

do you know what happens if a character dies when dreaming? like not as their dream sprite/self whatever, but if theyre sleeping and in a dreambubble like karkat atm and they die/get killed in the dreambubble? thanks!

If they are killed as their dream phantom they just wake up. It’s happened to John a whole bunch of times.

Why is Jane fighting the condesce? wasnt she with nannasprite? Wasn't she supposed to be on healing duty with jasprosesprite...what is happening?

Yes, healing duty, as in she’ll be teleporting around all the battles.

I'm not good at articulating things, but I have a question. How is Dave sprite still a thing when normal Dave has already reached god tier. Dying on a quest bed makes you into your dreamself. So, how are there still 2 Daves?

Davesprite was made with an alternate timeline Dave, not his dreamself

When is the conversation where dirk says he's proud of roxy?

‘s right here

What's the current sylladex of everyone?

Sollux: Encryption Modus
Aradia: Ouiji Modus
Gamzee: Miracle Modus
Kanaya: Chastity Modus
Vriska: Upgrades 8-Ball Modus
Terezi: Scratch and Sniff Modus

John: Queuestack Array Modus
Rose: Tree Modus
Dave:Hass Map Modus
Jade: Probably one of her many game themed modus’s, we don’t know which she is currently using.
Jane: Recipe Modus
Jake: Puzzle Modus
Roxy: Message in a Bottle Modus
Dirk: Tech-hop Modus
Dad Egbert: Wallet Modus

Calliope and Caliborn: Juju Modus

Did Jade retain any sprite power after going god tier? Because her dreamself was a sprite, but she doesn't seem to have inherited the sprite features.

I’m sure she still has all that cryptic sprite knowledge

Does half-dead half-blind Sollux still have psionics?

That’s a good question. He helped Aradia throw the meteor back in A6I1 so Im going to say yes. 

29/03 upd8 question: How is Karkat in that desert place if his dreamself blew up back on Prospit during Sgrub? Is it some sort of dreambubble shenanigan? What happens if he dies in that dreamland?

Dream Phantom. If someone goes to sleep without a dream self they wake up as a dream phantom in the dream bubbles.

Can Caliborn use anything form his sillabex?

Yes, he can captchalogue and retrieve any item now. We see him use it in Act 6 Intermission 4

Has Sollux ever referred to Eridan as "ED" in canon, or is it a fanon nickname?

That’s fanon, but it’s based on Sollux’s tendency to refer to people by just two letters (tz, ff, kk, etc.)

Does Erisolsprite currently exist in any form? Is Sollux alive, half dead, or entirely dead? Does the current Sollux have any memories from the time part of himself was Erisol?

Erisolsprite may exist if he hitched a ride on Lowas like Davesprite and Nannasprite

The current, post retcon, Sollux is half-dead. This Sollux was never apart of Erisolsprite and therefore has no memory of it.

So, dying on your quest bed turns your dream self into God-tier, and your regular self stays dead. If your dream self is dead, the only way to ascend is to do on your sacrificial slab. What if both your selves are alive, but then your dream self dies on their sacrificial slab. What happens to your regular self?

To find your answer please visit the Land of Facts and Quotations

Is it ever explained why and how Dirk can control his living self and his dream self at the same time?

He’s a heart player

is there any other sessions not included in the story so far? if so is it possible that all the ends lead to the same place?

There are many sessions not pictured in story. Although most probably ended in failure

What was the page where Eridan (Erisol sprite) apologised to Feferi (Fefeta sprite) for killing her? All I know is that it was during trickster mode and he complained that you couldn't see his text because of the background. Thank you for this blog!

Here ya go

does roxy have bladekind strife specibus in addition to usual riflekind? or is bro's sword just a useless prop to her?

She’s probably a high enough level that she doesn’t need a specibus to us a weapon

Are both Alpha! and GO!Sollux alive, since GO!sollux was in dream bubbles and therefore unaffected???

Presumably, but we don’t know for sure how/if the retcon affected Aradia and Sollux since they were still alive.

Sorry if this has been answered already, but can you explain how PM got to the trolls' session during the Scratch? I know Jack got there using the transporter thing he powered with the uranium from WV's stomach but I don't get how PM got there as well? P.S. I just read the FAQ and I am also a Slyph of Breath!

She used the same transporter that Bec Noir used

Now that Jade has been woken early, is everyone Screwed™?

I doubt it. Condy is busy fighting them other peeps, and also doesn’t know where Jade is so there shouldn’t be anymore Grimbark.

Important question: how do you pronounce Davepeta? Is it DAYV-pe-ta or dayv-EHH-pe-ta or dah-VEH-pe-ta or what??

I personally pronounce it  dayv-EHH-pe-ta, but any and all pronunciations are correct

Why isn't there any other vriskas or araneas in the ghost army? is it cuz no one likes them or they all died off or something

That’s the thing about Serkets, if they can’t be the hero why bother?

Is it canon that only people who played the game go to the dream bubbles?

Yes

is the GO! timeline basically the pre-retcon timeline?

Yeah, they’re the same thing

How did Dave and John die in the separate timeline in which Jade goes through the 3 year long journey by herself?

Davesprite and John were on Lowas when it exploded post-retcon

Do we know what the note tied to jades finger in the last panel of the update says?

I don’t believe so, but it’s probably just a summary of what all is going down. I guess we’ll find out soon.

Is there ANYTHING scarier than a GOBLIN????????

Why did LOWAS explode post-retcon?

Because John was bringing over the one from Pre-retcon

Wait, I thought that Vriska wrote the note about everything that has happened. And told Jade in case she woke up (and wasn't grimbark) for her to help them? Or am I just remembering wrong?

But…it’s written in red…. that’s not Vriska’s color… she can’t do that, she can’t write in red,

Is everything going to be okay in the end? I'm worried that more people will die for good, and good ships might be replaced by bad ships, and everybody might just die except for John. I'm so worried.

This is Homestuck, when has everything ever been “okay”

adding the pages hussie said there will be on this final updates, how long will hs be?

About 8124 pages

Who was revived as their dreamself?

John, Jade, Dave, Rose, Dirk, Roxy, Jane, Vriska, Aradia, Sollux.  NOT Jake

why did kanaya cut off tavros' legs again?

So he could get new robot legs