April 2016

what were the 4 main causes of world war one

1.The Alliance System
2. Militarism
3. Imperialism
4. Lord English having destroyed the entire nation of Serbia

Was Mituna's sacrifice ever explained?

Nope, just that it saved everyone and Kurloz was the only one that saw it happen

Wait if Terezi can join in the fraymotifs without godtiering, then why is Kanaya just hangin in the background of the Condesce fight?

Well Sylph is an extremely passive class and Kanaya hasn’t really been shown using that many Classpect powers so the Huss™ probably couldn’t think of anything.

Didn't you guys do an April fools joke once where the blog was changed to shrek facts? If it was you would you hold yourselves accountable for The Day Shrek Became a Canon Homestuck Character?

I did joke about making this blog a BeeTest Shrek in the House blog once, that was almost three years ago, bravo on remembering that. But Shrek being in the flash was in reference to an old meme

Why did Kurloz sew his mouth shut?

Because one time he had a nightmare and scream sooo loud that he deafened(?) Meulin and he felt really really bad about it and so he closed his mouth forever so that it’s never happen again

Has homestuck ended? How long do I have to catch up before it does??

5 more day bucko

where do babies come from?

what was the importance of Dad Egbert's wallet? (sorry if it's been asked I haven't scrolled that far down yet)

It can hold very large objects and was used to make a modus that could capthalogue planets

what is the meaning of life

Im not sure if you are able to calculate but do you think id be able to re-read Act 1-5 by 4/13 if im already in act 3? page 002961 according the url

If you’re a good reader, yeah, it’ll be getting through Act 6 that’d be impossible

I thought the significance of the wallet was that The Tumor was stored inside of it, and that's why everyone kept stealing it

In Act 5 yeah

i cant believe ppl know about serbia let alone u

Dude I memorized every European country, flag and capital four and a half years ago during my hetalia phase

Is Bard a real class?

ye

Can you go god tier by leveling up in the echeladder?

No

Do the ancestors have regular names in addition to their titles? What are they?

They have the same name as their pre-scartch counterparts. Handmaid is Damara, GHB is Kurloz, etc.

Forgotten Homestuck Fact: The Homestuck/Hetalia fandom “war”.

Why do they NEED to kill lord english? Why can't they just leave him be in the dream bubbles?

Because he’s popping all the dream bubbles and that’s where the dead people live

forgotten homestuck fact: convincing people that homestuck was an anime

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O' elder, what was the hetalia/homestuck "war"? I thought Hetalia and homestuck were moirails 8^y

I actually came in on the tail ends of this event so my account may not be 100% accurate. 

Basically to my understanding is that in 2011 the Hetalia comic was on a huge hiatus and so a bunch of them started reading Homestuck and people got pissy (keep in mind both fandoms were pretty awful back in the day) . There were people that were against it of course and made art of the creators of Hetalia and Homestuck together, the shipping name was Hussiruya (look into it if you dare). But it pretty much ended with Homestuck absorbing a majority of Hetalia’s fanbase and ever since then the fandoms get along.

Why is Terezi typing in gray in the most recent updates?

She’s not?

who cares about dead people they dead

dead people care about dead people

are there multiple green suns, or did rose and dave fail to kill the green sun in [s] cascade?

Dave and Rose didn’t destroy the Green Sun, they created it

i would like to know my godtier title but all the other test dont seem reliable or there asking me the wrong questions do you know any really good ones?

I just read through the wiki page and find which one is most fitting for you. That’s how I’ve always done it for myself or if I’m trying to label non-Homestuck characters

Forgotten Homestuck Fact: John's horse Shit Biscuit. Found in Act 6 Act 6 Act 2. 008402 to 008408

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remember the "*country*readshomestuck"/"*homestuckcharacter*watcheshetalia" blogs?

That’s before my time but it sounds amazing

how do you go godteir? i've forgotten.

You die on the special dying stones

so wait, are eridan and feferis heads still in the fridge with gamzee or did they get removed

They aren’t in the fridge. Gamz’s on his own in there

Just Read The Update Today, And It Got Me Thinking... What Session Is Ms. Paint From?

The Beta kids

(this might've been asked before) since karkat was alive and sleeping in the dream bubbles, does that mean he can go godtier?

No. 

I'm confused about how caliborn killed yaldabothslkdhg-whatever in collide. We see him getting shot with eye lazers, then it cuts to him covered in blood then cuts back again with him not covered in blood and looking in the magic chest. Did the killing happen off screen? We just know it happened because we saw some blood on caliborn?

Yes it happened off screen

concerning the wallet did John ever get it like TZ asked or is it still gone?

John didn’t get it so Vriska and Terezi just guessed until they got the code to make one.

Wouldn't Ms. Paint have to be from the Trolls' session? All the B2 Dersites are there.

Ms. Paint is from the beta kid’s session

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my new favorite denizen is yaldabothslkdhg

I too enjoy yodleboner

Does Dave's sword have a cueball or something akin to it in it??

Yes

Was there ever any greater significance to the safe combo on page 002447? other than the obvious 413?

I looked into it and I’m not finding any meaning to it.

Legit, how many times a day do you get questions that are answered with referring to the Quest Beds or Sacrificial Slabs?

Quite a few

Can you please explain the origination of the "red miles?" jack used them once (that I can recall) in cascade and it wrecked the entire universe(s), but I have no idea where it came from.

It came from the Queen’s ring

Hey, I don't know if this has been asked before, but this has been bugging me for a while. Do you know why Jaspersprite became corporeal before Rose even entered The Medium? I mean, I thought the rule was that the Sprites were supposed to stay in their Kernel form and hatch AFTER entering. All the other Sprites seem to follow this trend except Jaspersprite. Am I missing something?

Because he was prototyped twice.

Was Eridan grimdark when he killed Feferi?

No

Did Ms. Paint tear the top of The Dress to (heal?) Jack?

Yes, but it was just to wrap it up, it didn’t heal him

Why are Jake's god tier shoes red instead of dark green?

They’re more orange than red, but why would they be dark green? 

wait what act are we right now? a6a6a6? or something else?

We’re in between acts

What are you going to do when homestuck is over

This post accurately describes my feelings

does PM even know that WV is alive???

Yes

More of an opinion piece, do you think that (vriska) and (terezi) got double-killed at the end of remember?

I personally don’t think so

forgotten homestuck fact: bucket jokes

I hate this

which jack is from which session?

Bec Noir- Beta Kids
Spades Slick -Trolls
Jack English - Alpha Kids

I thought the beta kids where John, Jade, Dave, and Rose? Shouldn't Ms Paint be from the alpha kids session?

Yes those are the Beta kids, and Ms Paint is from their session

Have any of the Beforus trolls god tiered?

Meenah and Aranea that we know of, an then all of them in one doomed timeline or another