April 2016

Why did Dave kill Bro?

Dave didn’t kill Bro, unless you meant Dirk in which case is that was the best possible way to get the win

can anyone explain to me what aradia did in [S] Collide aside from choking lord english and being awesome?

She froze him in time for a brief moment

Forgotten hs fact: Billy the Bellsuit Diver

Is there more to this than just an audio track? I’ve never heard of this before and I’m honestly so curious.

What characters have gone grimdark/grimbark

Rose and Jade, that’s it.

maybe there's a ms paint in every session, like there is a jack and a queen and king and such in every one? if that's the case it's more likely that our ms paint is from the troll session, i think

No, she’s from the Beta kids’ session. Andrew Hussie rescued her after her exile and brought her through the fifth wall just like he did with Slick. This is where they met and she traveled with Slick to the Alpha kids’ session.

I think the thing about Billy the Bellsuit diver refers to the diver in the Squiddle fanimation???

Holy shit, how have I never seen this

Are there any characters left who have any shred of a chance of becoming godtier who have not already?

Nope

why did jane need to revive dirk? if his death wasn't heroic or just, wouldnt he get revived by himself?

I would say it was Heroic. He choose to die to stop the bad guys. He gave Dave that “do it” look, knowing that this was the best chance they had to win. 

How did the slabs appear at like the edge of the furthest ring for rose and Dave?

Rose and Dave where traveling on Derse’s moon where Sacrificial Slabs live.

During Collide, did Rose and Kanaya die? They were down and Jane got them back up, but they had no visible wounds.

Yes they died

But didn't Jade alchemize Eridan's Ahab Crosshairs, and he specifically said it was a juju, and that once she alchemized it his would disappear. So it's not that they can't be created, just that two cannot exist at the same time.

Ahab’s Crosshairs is not a juju, and Eridan never said it was

I thought Jane revived Dirk during collide. How could she revive him again after Dave sliced his head off? Can't she only revive a person once?

She didn’t revive him in Collide, I went back and checked myself.

hey, I have a question: why did john come back to life after die fighting jack? (When dad and mom died and rose was grimdark)

It was neither a heroic or just death

On the subject of jujus, didn't the kids alchemize Callie and caliborns lollipop jujus? So they can be alchemize. Still doesn't mean the unbreakable katana is a juju though.

They aren’t so much alchemized as teleported tho. When Jane put in the codes, the Cali twins’ jujus disappeared.  And the katakana didn’t disappear when another was formed so it’s not a juju.

What is grimdark? Like I know what it DOSE but what it is or how it happens confuses me

It’s being under the influence of the Horrorterrors

But if Eridan wasn't grimdark, why he killed Feferi? I thought he loved her

He was feeling betrayed and was in battle mode from his fight with Sollux and she jumped at him

if the green sun was created by exploding the tumor then how where first guardians powered up before then?

Time works differently in the Furthest Ring, the Green Sun existed before any First Guardian. In a similar sense to how the dreambubbles didn’t exist until Feferi ushered a deal to have them made, but also had always existed.

What the fuck even is a juju?

It’s a very powerful artifact that’s timeline has no beginning or end. It’s timeline is cyclical, always repeating itself

Is John dad crocker?

No, John is Poppop, Dad Crocker’s Dad

how many times now has dirk been decapitated?

Twice

If the beta kids prospit moon wasn't destroyed, would Kanaya be able to use Jades sacrificial slab?

Unknown

Wasn't there a conversation between dad and Nannasprite from the Beta World, in which he's dying and he crawls onto a quest bed?

Nope, that was between Nannasprite and fedoraFreak, a friend of Dad Egbert’s

D: WHERE DID THE MAYORS HOOD GO IN THIS UPD8

He just took it off, I’m sure it’s still there

What percentage of the people that send in asks do you think either actually didn't read the pesterlogs and/or just skipped straight to act 5 for the trolls?

I dunno, most questions are about stuff that was introduced/explained Act 5 or later so I’m not sure that factors too much into it

Sorry if you've answered this before but what happened to the Jack from Caliborn's session? Or is he the same one as the one from the alpha kid's session?

He dead

Maybe the mayor took off his hood so PM could recognize him better?

I mean it’s not like he’s changed clothes since the last time

A bunch of people are saying that act 7 is gonna be 2 pages, is that true?

That’s the rumour going around, I don’t know anymore than you guys about upd8 length

How come none of the kids ever realize that they're fighting the Midnight Crew? They read MS Paint Adventures and had been following the Midnight Crew adventure at least somewhat.

That’s a good point

Can you find the page where Jade's Genesis Frog fell into the forge?

Chya bruh

why was becsprite a regular sprite before jade entered the session?? he was never a kernelsprite...

Hussie said that that was a special case.

what is ghost hussie doing in the update? why did he do the thumbs up/ down thing to LE im confused and a little bit afraid?

He’s gonna kill Lord English

Why did the queen pop when jack removed the ring by cutting her finger, but when PM removed jacks ring by slicing his arm off, he simply lost that arm but was otherwise okay?

Liv Tyler disintegrated the queen

if the dream bubbles have always existed because of how time works in the furthest ring, does that mean the troll ancestors and human guardians could be existing in them? :0c

No, the bubbles are only for players

What was Jasper's secret?

meow

I thought the Midnight Crew already killed the Felt. How are they still a problem and fighting Jake?

Jujus and time shenanigans, it’s what the Felt is best at.

is the zillywut battlespork in the sporkkind or spoon/forkkind specibus this is urgent im asking for a friend

spoon/forkkind

This may be an odd question but how/when did the alpha kids get to the current session? I thought maybe it was theirs, and if so what were they doing? Like it was trickster -> godtier -> final battle shenanigans?

The current session is the Alpha kids and yes that’s the order things happened in.

why are there so many more trolls in the dream bubbles than kids?

The trolls had over a thousand doomed timelines while the kids only had a handful

Okay so I get why the forge must be stoked and the grist hoards and the frog nutrients and stuff but what is the forge actually?

a volcano

What ever happened to Dirks robots?

They’re around

If you're going to ask why no one recognized the Midnight Crew from the in-universe MSPA adventure they read, I feel like it would be much more prudent to ask why they didn't recognize that their own lives were being portrayed in HomosuckVision™ in the MSPA intermissions. (p=002731)

Better point

how much time has passed in-comic?

From where? Since the beginning it’s been 3 years

I forget, was Brobot ever rebuilt after he ripped out his uranium core, or did he just stay powered down and destroyed?

stayed powered down and destroyed

So then destroying a Juju is theoretically impossible? Like say, if Dave were to go back in time to before Dirk entered and tried to destroy Lil Cal before it was filled with Lord English essence, it wouldn't really do anything would it?

Yes, unless you have the juju breaker

Didnt hussie confirm (from a tweet?) trolls have two bugles, one for <3 and one for ><3 and the entire fandom kinda just..ignored it?

I doubt it, but even if he did he was probably joking and he deleted all his tweets so we can’t go back and check 

Are the rest of the updates bot going to have dialogue?

I have no idea

sooo is Hussie basically going to make himself the hero of the comic and kill lord english?.. because that is what it looks like to me..

Hussie’s gonna get killed by English……..again

Okay, sorry. You might get this question a lot but isn't the Dad in the upd8 Janes dad not Johns??? So won't he like not even recognize John????

Yep, except possibly as a younger looking version of his father

So the Dad that is w/ Nannasprite is Jane's?

Yepper

False

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