April 2016

Hey! ^^ I'm pretty sure it says somewhere that Doc Scratch doesn't have genitals or is agendered or something. Confirm/deny? (I think it was during his 'big' conversation with Rose but I can't find it)

I am an immortal entity with a large cue ball for a head, and no biological means of reproduction.

will a7 go up at midnight or at 1pm?

Unknown. I hope it waits until the afternoon though, just as a personal preference

(same anon who is only on act five act two) I didn't have all day to read it. I'm almost done with act five, though. I'm asking how many pages are there after act five, including intermissions and all that stuff?

well lets see, Cascade is mspa page 6009 and in the upd8 we just passed 10025 so, over 4000 pages

Tomorrow is the end of the story. Are you prepared?

not by a long shot

I know you're probably getting a ton of asks but how come calliborne breaks his clock and becomes LE with flashing eyes in ACT 7 [S] if theres calliborne's masterpiece explaining how dirk made lord english with the culmination of characters.

He had flashing eyes in the masterpiece. Breaking the clock is what gave them to him, but he’s still Caliborn in every other regard.

Who were the players who won the game? (John's group. I want to draw a picture with that group but I don't have enough free time in my day to additionally watch to find out. Thanks!)

All the kids technically.

What was the point of the army if all they needed was the juju to beat LE?

To get his attention.

Literally Everyone: Well what versions of the kids fought Caliborn?

Me: The ones we see. John literally said this to Roxy:

Wait so hussie said there might be more of homestuck??

Yes.To everyone complaining about all the loose ends:

There will be a fucking epilogue, holy shit stop complaining

how did you feel about the ending?

I loved it. It was gorgeous, I cried. I don’t care that it left plot point unresolved, Homestuck has always been a vague comic, preferring to leave things to reader interpretation. Such as character races, sexalities, whether Gamzee is an asshole or a puppet, whether Vriska is a good or bad person, etc.

Hussie said we’ll get an epilogue which will probably tie whatever is left together. But in till then I’m just gonna appreciate the beautiful flash and then maybe deny that Homestuck is actually over, we’ll see.

Were the dream bubbles destroyed?

Presumably

sorry i know you must be getting a lot of these right now, but my question is, WHEN did the kids of this timeline go and fight lord english? chronologically speaking, when did the claymation story of the eight kids getting trapped in the juju happen (in relation to the fight with L.E. and the creation of the new universe?)

I don’t know, couldn’t have been too terribly long after they won

Thank you Hussie, for creating an epic, for creating a community. You’ve given me a place I feel I belong, you’ve given me characters I can relate to, , you’ve made me laugh and cry more times than I can count. Thank you Hussie, for creating an expansive universe with unique mechanics.
Homestuck has shaped the last four years of my life and has forever changed me as a person. I’m so sad to see the story I care so deeply for end.
But I recognize that it’s a new beginning for you too, and that no matter what project you decide to move onto next, I’ll be right behind you, waiting patiently to see what your brilliant mind comes up with and giving you my support.
No other story will ever make me feel the way Homestuck has.
Thank you for all your dedication and hard work Hussie.

Sincerely yours, Toni of forgottenhsfacts.

So after this we're getting hiveswap, homestuck 2.0, and an epilogue, right? Have any of those been ex-nayed or am I missing any or smth?

We have no idea if Homestuck 2.0 is a thing, presumably it’s a thing, but even if it is a thing, it might not even be Homestuck related. Just referred to as Homestuck 2.0 to indicate Hussie’s next big thing.

What happened to the living sprites, like davepetasprite and gcatavrosprite??

Speculatively, I assume they couldn’t enter and had to stay behind and might possibly have been killed, but I don’t know. Stay tuned for the epilogue to find out.

Before, you guys had mentioned believing in a multi-Caliborn theory, that alpha!Caliborn and art!Caliborn were two different beings. So has this been proven false by Act 7?

Pretty much, yeah

When it the homestuck epilouge??

If I had to guess, probably a few months from now. 

The sprites must have been able to enter the new universe, because ARquius showed up in Caliborn's masterpiece.

tru

Mod T is such a cutie ( ˊᵕˋ )♡

thank

I thought the Earth the cherubs grew up on was just an older version of the Alpha kids earth. How did Jade take that Earth before the cherubs existed on it without messing up the timeline?

They went to after the Cherubs lived there before they colonized it

I thought the Earth the cherubs grew up on was just an older version of the Alpha kids earth. How did Jade take that Earth before the cherubs existed on it without messing up the timeline?

forgottenhsfacts:

They went to after the Cherubs lived there before they colonized it

Hold on, that’s not right. Earth became the Land of Colours and Mayhem in Caliborn’s session. The Cherubs didn’t inhabit the Earth for several, several thousands years so I guess they went there after the waters receded but long before the Cherubs arrived.

wait if kanaya got the troll egg thing why do you think there were really only chess ppl in their new world and no trolls

Well before there can be more trolls, Kanaya has to hatch the Mother Grub and raise it to maturity which would probably take more time than it seems like has passed. But there will be more trolls, we know this because one of the Cali twins’ parents destroyed a planet of them

Is homestuck finally over as of 4/13/16

For now…

is the ghost army oka y

Probably not

idk if youd be able to answer this but do you know where the sudden dirk decapitation meme came from? like, was it a quote from the comic or? the meme is the "well this has gone completely fucking pear-shaped..." one

It’s just a really relatable meme that was brought to life from him getting decapitated again as a choice in Collide. He never said anything about pears in canon.

So if the cherubs are born on the earth in the new universe, what happens to the planet? Why is it so barren when the cherubs are born?

The Sun is very big and hot and it makes the planet not good for living on

When not wearing their god tier outfits, do trolls wings just... disappear?

Nope, they’re folded up, kinda like how ladybugs work

Hey dont think you guys answered this in that last ask. Will the god tiers outlive everyone?

Probably, depending on whether conditional mortality covers old age or not.

Thats not what my question was. What does the matriorb hatch into, a new generation of trolls, or a mother grub.

Mother Grub

What was the purpose of "[S] END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5 INTERMISSION 4" with kurloz coming out of nowhere to take vriska's jacket?

It will presumably be used to make the Cairo Overcoat

Can you link the A7 post?

Chya

feferi, tavros, and eridan are dead for good then? and gamzee's still in the fridge?

Yes

when was the last time gay vriska was seen?

Using the juju against English

sort of irrelevant but would anyone be interested if I made a blog based on forgotten adventure time facts? This blog is a huge inspiration for that.

Go for it dude.

Stop assuming shit, we don't know whether Caliborn's universe is the same as this one, or for that matter if the trolls seen in that update are actually from the newly hatched matriorb. If you're trying to be a reliable source, only refer to the source itself and not your interpretations. God you make me mad when you do this shit because then a lot of assholes cite you on shit that hasn't even been determined yet. You just keep spreading bullshit knowledge.

Alright, you got me on the matriorb shit. But we literally do know that the cherubs live in Universe C: ARANEA: If I can stop this universe from 8eing cre8ted, then the young Lord of Time will never have hatched in the first place. And We know Earth has only been moved twice (Once from Universe B to C and then again into Caliborn’s session) so that eliminates someone from Universe C creating another Universe where the Cherubs are from

I'm kind of confused. There are only three living trolls at the end of Homestuck. Assuming Vriska, Sollux and Aradia survived the Green Sun's implosion (which I doubt. I'm pretty sure it destroyed the dream bubbles), that ups it to six. So, logically, only those six blood colors should exist in the new universe's troll species, but the buildings in the canon fantroll panel show lime and cerulean decorations, plus Nektan and Mierfa themselves, who are indigo and violet. How is this possible?

We probably still have some corpses lying around the meteor. 

Did vriska end up dying in the upd8?

Presumably

was the amnesia after the kids arrive in the new session ever explained?

What are you talking about, what amnesia?

So, the kids and trolls won and caliborn/lord English lost right? That was the one thing I was a it confused on, because everyone seemed happy and I cried but also I couldn't tell what happened to LE/Caliborn.

We aren’t entirely sure, but presumably the black hole Alt!Calliope created engulfed everyone, including English

Where's Terezi?

Earth

where is gamzee

Unknown

Stop assuming shit, we don't know whether Caliborn's universe is the same as this one, or for that matter if the trolls seen in that update are actually from the newly hatched matriorb. If you're trying to be a reliable source, only refer to the source itself and not your interpretations. God you make me mad when you do this shit because then a lot of assholes cite you on shit that hasn't even been determined yet. You just keep spreading bullshit knowledge.

forgottenhsfacts:

Alright, you got me on the matriorb shit. But we literally do know that the cherubs live in Universe C: ARANEA: If I can stop this universe from 8eing cre8ted, then the young Lord of Time will never have hatched in the first place. And We know Earth has only been moved twice (Once from Universe B to C and then again into Caliborn’s session) so that eliminates someone from Universe C creating another Universe where the Cherubs are from

Also, y'know what son, whenever I write something that’s speculation or assumptions, I always say so. It’s not like I’m going around saying that my opinions as facts. I’m offering the most likely scenario in lieu of facts

How do we know that the fantrolls are from Universe C?

We see them get killed by one of the Cali twins’ parents

I'm so confused. So Caliborn broke the clock, since he did when he dies he won't become Lord English? So, if he's the bad guy why would he stop that from happening?

He doesn’t die to become LE, he gets trapped in a juju with Gamzee and Arquius and the amalgamation they create upon release is Lord English

so - the kids created universe c, and it will contain the cherubs, but whats that about the canon fantrolls, will universe c contain a new alternia? i thought only the trolls universe has alternia?

Not a new Alternia, unless they decide to name it that. Just another planet populated with trolls.

Do you guys have any headcanons/theories for what happens after The End?

Until they decide to go fight Caliborn

There's a chance that nobody knows this but I feel like I should ask, in case I may just be missing something but, Did Terezi stay behind or something? She wasn't really in the new universe that I noticed and it kinda makes me feel like she stayed behind or something. :/

I doubt it, she probably just wasn’t shown. But who knows?

What are the three orbs that Calliope uses in order to blow up the green sun in [S] Act 7?

Unknown

Hey I just wanted to say thank you for everything you do. Now that Homestuck's over..…............................................................................ What now? I feel empty. Anything you recommend to help with the pain? I don't think I'll ever get over this amazing piece of shit which I love and spent 6 years of my life reading.

Start again. Just because Homestuck is over doesn’t mean it’s gone. It’s still there to be read and enjoyed as much as you like. We still have an epilogue waiting for us, and 4 Hiveswap games. 

This is the Homestuck fandom, we’re used to not getting content. Just think of this as another long hiatus until Hussie starts creating something new.

I'm a little confused about something in the ending. Do the kids just go back to the alpha kids planet which was all fixed up and eventually becomes caliborn and calliopes planet or do they actually go to the new universe and live there

They bring Earth into the new Universe