April 2016

Could you make ( or link ) a guide to what you believe would make the most ""Canon"" fantroll?

This is what I believe the most canon fantroll would be like

why did jade get dog ears as a godtier but dave didnt get bird wings or something of the sort?

Davesprite isn’t a dream dave

When John made the new timeline, the alpha trolls the meteor gang visited were the same ones from the previous timeline?

Nope, they met different ones. We know this because Post-retcon Karkat didn’t get the references Meenah made to the conversations she had with Pre-retcon Karkat

I assume low-blooded psychics mean telekinesis psychic (like sollux and araida)

But also, Tavros’s bestial-control

Who are the two kids on the far right of the family tree? The ones in the red box

Joey Claire and Jude Harley, Grandpa Harley’s kids set to star in Hiveswap

When I asked the canon fantroll question, although you more than likely knew what I meant, I meant a troll that seems to fit in the most with the rest Although I loved your answer tbh

I would just read the troll wiki page, it should tell you everything you need to know

if post-pretcon people on the meteor never met the alpha trolls, does that mean kanaya never found out how to turn off and on her light thing bc she never met porrim ??

I assume she met a Porrim, just not necessarily the same Porrim in the same way as her pre-retcon self. We see her no glowing so obviously she figures it out at some point

Does hussie have tumblr?

Not really, I think there’s one but nothing’s been posted on it in like three years

would you please explain how dad and john are half brothers? at one point in time i knew this but it is long forgotten. (also if i may ask, could you make an aplha family tree?)

A post-scratch family tree already exists

John and Dad Egbert are half brothers because they both have the same genetic mother (Nanna) but they have different genetic fathers

I'm the most pathetic classpect, page of void

Hey man, that’s Horuss’s class. Are you calling Horuss pathetic? Is Equius gonna have to beat you up??

how come rose and john are second cousins but jade and rose aren't related

Because Dad and Mom are adoptive first cousins  and the children of first cousins are second cousins. Jade doesn’t have this middleman.

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mom lalond was raised by grandpa harley? may I ask where you got this information?

Author’s notes of Homestuck Book 3, also her appearance along side his other children in the Hiveswap promotional illustration and there being a little girl’s room in a Skaianet (Grandpa Harley’s company) facility 

I know in the FAQ it says Condy got her powers from experimenting on herself, but I don't remember where that's actually said in the comic/by Hussie?

Yo

Does air just exist in general in paradox space? Since no problems with breathing when traveling between planets have been seen.

It seems like it.

so what's up with all of the passwords, I know it has something to do with the recton but I'm not exactly sure. also, what's up with jade and always asking for passwords?

Jade’s passwords were to stop the trolls from talking to her out of order, like how Karkat would talk to John backwards and then sporadically, so their conversations weren’t in the same order.

Terezi’s passwords show you the effect of the retcon, what John goes back and does

I guess this is a kind of subjective question, but has Jade ever shown romantic interest in another character? (I know other characters have crushed on her but iirc she never reciprocated?)

She and Davesprite dated for awhile pre-retcon

why does LE not have wings?

Because he’s stunted. Since Caliborn forced the take over of the cherub’s shared body, it was not allowed to mature properly so he’ll never hit cherub puberty

So who *am* i allowed to ship

Whoever the fuck you want. My current fav crack ship is Caliborn♠️Peridot

Do we know that the symbols mean for the leprechauns?

They’re romantic symbols but we don’t know specifically what each means

is there a difference between god tier and dog tier? are there other tiers like dog tier?

Dog tier is a joke on god tier

Is kankri celebate?

Yes

see look i dont mean to sound like a dick but you cant just take stuff thats barely implied and say its fact (stuff like the skaianet shit)

Hussie confirmed it in the authors notes for book three  

Was it the owner of Skaianet, a younger grandpa Harley?

But wouldn't Jade and Rose be cousins in some way. Seeing as Jade is Grandpa Harley's granddaughter, Mom Lalonde would be her Aunt (being Grandpa's daughter) via adoption. Or Jade and Mom Lalonde would be seen as siblings via adoption and Jade's biology and being raised by the same person. Making Jade Rose's Aunt.

Seeing Jade as Grandpa’s granddaughter would make her Rose’s cousin, but viewing her as Grandpa’s daughter would make her Rose’s aunt. Both views are correct.

When Aranea says the "villain" (Lord English? Caliborn? i forget) is confined to a juju as a possible start of his story (I think this happens after Interfishin) is this foreshadowing Lord English's final defeat?? I don't really know what's up entirely but I think Aranea explains the hatching of Calliope/Calliborn and the candy looking egg thing that Gamzee takes care of or something???

She’s referring to Lil Cal, he’s a juju that houses LE and marks his entry into a universe

so...... is jaderose incest? 0_0

Not biologically

Do we know whether grandpa Harley raises Rose's mom? Maybe she's a neighbor, or visiting, or something.

Hussie in the author’s notes of Homestuck book 3:

It never even comes close to being explicated in the story, but it is strongly implied this is where Rose’s mom grew up. Though after the introduction of Roxy, and another reread, this probably becomes more obvious. Who raised her? Was it the owner of Skaianet, a younger grandpa Harley? Did he outsource parenting duties to someone else in the lab? Maybe some exiles? If so, she had an upbringing fairly similar to that of Roxy in the future. These mysteries have LEGS

so jake, jane, dirk, and roxy were sent to earth with that meteor right? and they were born from ectobiology from their beta self, but their beta self were born from??

Their pre-scratch selves are clones of themselves. It’s a paradox, they needed to exist so that their ecto-babies could be created so that they could exist.

so is there any kind of timeline of the ancestors and their linear shenanigans or do i just want one

There is

If there is no timeline where Gamzee died, why is there a Gamzee in the ghost army in the Ministrife (/?s=6&p=007327) ?

That would most likely be the current alive Gamzee, either dreaming or physically passing through the bubble

why can the dead go god tier on command?

They can’t, but those that are god tier can change into their costumes at will