April 2016

is there anyway to read a character as "coded" for something without it being a racial stereotype? i legit don't understand that conceptually. thats pretty off topic though so here's a homestuck question: do you think we'll ever get a more definitive understanding of active/passive pairs and other classpect stuff? even if it's not directly in comic or something i'd still like to know

Probably not, that’ll be left up to reader interpretation like so many other things.

Question Anon: Well aren't most of the trolls creepy? Like honestly, their terrifying and awful? Cronos is just a loser.

He’s a creepy loser tho, like his full name should be:
Cronus “haha and then what ;)” Ampora

So wait wait wait... Where is Gamzee during this entire final fight? Is he in the fridge or someplace else or....

Yeah, he’s in the fridge. Although I’m not exactly sure where the fridge is atm, I assume some captchalogued it, probably Jake or Vriska

Also, if Gamzee is bad (and I'm not saying he isn't; he's, after all, a religious zealot doing nasty shit with only that as the reason), then how come you label Vriska an "anti-hero"...? smh at you

Because she’s not actively working against the protagonist.

 She’s a horrible person too don’t get me wrong, but she’s a horrible person that’s helping the protagonists.

What is all this "coded" stuff? And what is exactly the point of it?

“coded” is basically a character written with the traits of a certain group or illness. The point, I’m not quite sure. To say something without saying it I suppose

Wait, why was Jade not supposed to fight in the battle? Was it because of her being to powerful, or something else?

Because of the risk that Condy would control her again

That last anon made me curious about captchaloging characters so.. Has a character ever been captchalogued in the past? Or has it ever been questioned?

John captchalogued Casey

and Roxy captchalogued Rose’s corpse

So I am in no way a gamzee apologist, I think he's literally the worst person in the comic, next to maybe caliborn, but how would you compare him to vriska, who's also a murderer and was in an abusive relationship (cause vrisktav is not healthy.)

Pretty close on the douche-o-meter.

Gamzee being just a bit farther along because he doesn’t even kinda-not-really-but-sorta feel bad about stuff he does like Vriska and because he’s an antagonist.

What characters in homestuck are actually coded?

How long would it take to read all of homestuck not including the final bits. someone told me it would take like a few months but i really dont think it'll be that long.

It depends my first read through took a couple weeks, some people only take a few days. It depends on how committed you are, also how good you read.

whats the reason they're keeping gamzee alive?

He can’t die until he becomes apart of Lord English

wasnt hussie supposed to post something today?

Nope, not until the 6th

how long after EOHS is this blog going to be active?

Until we stop getting asks

gamzee apologists were saying he was coded to be poor, but i dont remember that? could you link to evidence of that?

Dude I don’t even know, he’s got a big ol house

Why can't they just kill gamzee, that way they won't have to deal with Lord English or would that just not work

Because Lord English instigated many, many major events that shifted the timeline to what it is and if they stop him from being created they break a time loop and pretty much fuck everything up and doom their timeline

In the spirit of 2013 Homestuck Fandom Discussions, how about tomorrow lets argue about whether Vriska is a good person or not

Fuck

How did Spades Slick escape the troll universe after he shot Snowman?

The Huss man brought him through the fifth wall

gamzees canonly corrupted by LE though like Jack

except gamzee is literally LE, and following this logic, corrupted himself, making all corrupted!Gamzee’s decisions Gamzee’s fault

How deserving do you think Vriska is of a redemption arc/happy ending at this point? Since you rank her so close to Gamzee on the douche-o-meter, and you say Gamzee doesn't deserve one. Just curious.

She already got one. (Vriska) is the redemption arc. Therefore, currently alive Vriska can fuckin die for all I care, and she probably will, for the irony.

do you think you'll make an extension for hiveswap too once it comes out

Hiveswap is apart of Homestuck, it’ll all be here

Who did the most damage to the black king

Gamzee did the most damage

so you'll ignore all the questions? quite a "discussion" we're having, you piece of shit

Okay, I got probably over a hundred asks last night, sorry I didn’t answer them all

how is gamzee literally le? i thought caliborn was le.... sorry that darn gigapause has threw me through a loop

Lord English is a combination of Caliborn, Gamzee, and Arquiusprite as seen in Caliborn’s masterpiece

Isn't Robo Jack actually Spades Slick?

Yes

Yes, but the Gamzee that makes up LE is also evil after being corrupted by LE... it's a big dumb time loop which makes no sense because Homestuck is fucking bullshit

And the Gamzee before he got corrupted was on drugs so I guess we’ll never figure out what Gamzee’s true personality really is.

You ok? :\ you seem upset today

Yeah, I’m okay. I was up way past my bedtime last night fighting the good fight and then I wake up to more of the Discourse™ in the inbox, so I’m just kinda tired and peeved.

Dude, you don't deserve to be in the midst of the Discourse. :( I hope that today is better for you!

I kinda do though since I started it on purpose. I just didn’t think there were still that many Gamzee apologists left.

What do you think is going to happen with Gamzee if they can't kill him? Are they going to bring him into their new planet after the engame? Asking in reference to that one ask where you said they can't kill him without dooming their timeline. (Also, I would like to apologize on behalf of everyone for the Douchebag Dicourse™.)

Vriska said she’ll throw him in the ocean on earth. Where he’ll stay until it is time for him to break free and raise the cherubs

So you've probably been asked this already, if so you can ignore this since I know you're stressed :( but what casino is Jack talking about getting revenge for?

The Felt robbed one of Slicks fav casinos as mentioned in the Original Intermission™

Why did Gamzee murder everyone in a doomed timeline that a certain Aradiabot is from? The one who had the codes from the doomed timeline. 8r8 h8ds, honk HONK, etc. There was no Lil Cal or "Miracles" video to instigate him so did he somehow lose his sopor slime?

We don’t know why, it wasn’t mentioned in either of the two times it was brought up

i guess i missed a lot of stuff, but which is the caliborn masterpiece that shows LE is a combination of caliborn, gamzee and ARquiussprite?

the one made of clay

If, in the impossible event that Rose's Mom was to have played Sburb in her lifetime, would she have been a Rogue of Void like Roxy?

Presumably

how the hell you guys remember all this stuff

I am an  Autistic™ and Homestuck is one of my Special Interests®

gamzee looked into cfa

The Cat Fancier Association? Given his history with cats that seems unlikely.

*le gasp* you have autism too?!

Yes, I also as well have that thing I do

so how many screw ups can actually be traced back to Dirk exactly? stuff like literally creating lord English I mean

Well he also helped Caliborn make that robot leg.

He made Lil Seb who ended up helping Caliborn

He dropped Lil Cal in the ocean which Caliborn ended up finding and becoming enamored with.

And he made Lil Hal and let him be prototyped forming Arquius who also ended up becoming apart of LE so dirk actually fucked up a lot

To the askers: you don't have to be autistic to remember all this stuff. Seriously, you just have to actually pay attention. Like, people do it all the time on stuff they actually like.

Hey brosky, don’t know if it’s intentional but your tone came of a lil rude.

also A: No one said you have to autistic to remember this shit, it’s just a part of the reason i can. and B: Not everyone can “pay attention” that well or understand or remember plot mechanics. That’s the reason this blog exists.

Retarded faggot with autism? Lmao, unsubscribe.

That’s okay, i don’t want people like you following me :D lmao, blocked

So Eridan talks about killing angels in his pester logs to KK. So. Can we assume that if SOMEONE didn't eviscerate him, he could kill of say... a cherub? (This is just a silly ass question to lighten your mood)

Nah, he also said the angels were super difficult to kill requiring several minutes of constant shooting from his legendary weapon. And cherubs are debabably more powerful than angels

Is nepeta autistic?

Karkat calls her that once, but that was probably just him being a jerk. Feel free to headcannon it though, i know I do.

Special Snowflake Detected. :/

Yeah, a special snowflake that’s gonna be apart of the special snowball that gets thrown right in your fucking face.

When did Gamzee get dumped in the ocean?

He hasn’t yet, but he will

can void players NOT have a permanent strife, or is it just part of being the aspect void? or can they have one? since like void = nothingness?

Void players can have a permanent strife specibus. It’s a gag that both void players (Roxy and Equius) have Fistkind (void of weapons)

why are you so awesome?

Anon, that’s the best fucking question, anybody ever asked

(I'm unfollowing because I'm not caught up and am getting too many spoilers, so worry not about losing at least this follower, if that is a thing that's worried about even, some people worry or get upset)

It’s fine, I get it. But all-in-all we’ve only lost about 100 followers to the Discource. We lost way more last year when I roleplayed Caliborn for a day.

The reaction from these idiotic anons is exactly why I prefer to not tell people I'm autistic.

Same, but I don’t know why I’m just getting it now since I literally said I was autistic in my autism awareness day post on Saturday

okay don't get mad at me please but can you help me figure out where gamzee was trying to sell i think jane some potions or something?

Oh darling, I won’t get mad, i’m here to answer your questions.

Gamzee was selling Jane “potions” oustide her house on The Land of Crypts and Helium

Do you like dirkxjake?

I used to, but I lost interest after they broke up in comic.

Is Jade's only purpose in the end game to restart the universe? Was there any mention on her doing anything else?

Jade’s purpose was to create a universe, John’s the one that reset it.