May 2016

Do they say the birthdays for all the kids besides John's?

Egbert/Crocker: 4/13
Harley/English: 12/1
Strider: 12/3
Lalonde: 12/4

I thought Jane's birthday was on 11/11? Or was that just the SBurb release?

That was just Sburb Alpha’s release

Since pm got both rings, does that make her twice as possible?

I mean she threw them into a volcano so no

I hate that you keep saying that shit, "push thru act 1", not everybody found it bad, but your fucking attitude makes new people believe it's gonna be shit, why hating on act 1, when someone says "ugh act 1 is so bad does it even worth it", then your answer might be correct, otherwise stop being such an idiot about it, let the experience be untainted jackass

Dude, I’m not hating on Act 1, I enjoy Act 1, I do, I just didn’t the first time I read it.

The first time I tried reading Homestuck I gave up before Act 1 was over because I found it confusing and uninteresting. I’m not saying Act 1 was bad or that you should skip it, I’m saying that if you find it boring, don’t stop, keep reading, that’s not what the whole story is like. Reading Act 1 again after finishing Homestuck when it made sense and I understood all the coding jargon and sylladexes and shit, A+, really good. 

In conclusion, Act 1 is just a tough read, that’s all I was saying my dude.

how do they get internet in paradox space?

Paradox Space is made of internetz

do you think that trickster trolls would have (peachy) skin like the kids? is there any proof regarding what they might look like?

There’s no canon hints toward what trickster trolls would look like, but I enjoy the headcanon that their skin would be a pastel variant of their blood color

Does the WRATHTUB have any connection to the bathtub Rose took?

Nope, just the same base image

Do we know what sburb stands for? Or at least have a guess?

In-story it doesn’t stand for anything.

Meta-wise it’s a play on Suburb

how come the strilondes have the same last names in alpha and beta but john jade jane and jake all have different last names?

Because Grandpa and Grandma choose their own last names. Poppop kept his and Nanna’s changed when she got married.

i'm not sure if it's just my computer but have you seen that on page /?s=6&p=002042 in the lower of the two images john's slime monster logo is blue instead of green?

Yes

Why did the lusus of the posts-scratch trolls lived in jakes island??? (Pre-Sburb)

Those were not the post-scratch trolls’ specific lususes. Just lusii of the same breed. And they were there because Condy was breeding them to use on humans

why did the trolls want to troll the kids?

Oh, because Karkat wanted to “SERVE A FEW DOUCHE BAGS A PIPING HOT NUTRITION PLATEAU FULL OF FUCK YOU

So wait, if those with First Guardian powers cannot travel using the Green Sun outside of their session as Jade said 'Bec could travel anywhere in our universe but not to other universes', how did Jack get to the troll session? Did he use the Furthest Ring?

He used a universe teleporter seen in WV’s pod/station/thingy

(/?s=6&p=005356) did gamzee purposefully scratch his face w/ nepeta's claws?

Looks like it

hey since davesprite somehow survived in the retconned timeline, do you think maybe john in that timeline did too? or am I missing something

Davesprite didn’t survive in the retconed timeline, Pre-retcon Davesprite came over with John and Roxy on LoWaS

If a cherub was killed and then kissed with both dream selves alive, what would happen?

Both dreamselves would wake presumably

I forgot, why is gamzee trapped in a freezer?

So he doesn’t kill anyone, or instigate any shit

So everything after Terezi killed Vriska is no longer canon for the end game Non John or Roxy characters? Kinda seems like a really lame cop out of removing interesting plot and chars for a super over gay fan fic tbh. Where was davekat b4 then even?

I’ve addressed the Davekat thing before

But if you didn’t like the retcon and think it’s a cop out then that’s fine, I disagree but you’re free to think so.

i wonder what happens to the gender of a person when they become fused into a sprite,davepeta always makes my head hurt when i try to think of it

Davepeta and Jasprose discuss that very topic here 

In [S] Descend,diamonds droog created Becquerel by combining the MEOW code with halley, but is the jades bec? i thought that was in the present? is this just a clone of bec? is this the ACTUAL bec? does this part take place in the past? or during the game?

It takes place during the game and that is actually Bec, he’ll get sent back in time.

Are the trolls ever depicted with noses ever?

Yes, check cascade or act 7

What even was His Honorable Tyranny?

He is, and I quote Hussie on this, “a huge gross monster”

so, wait, the entirety of the beta kids session lasted only a bit longer than a day?? that seems preposterous! the alpha kids session lasted more than five months...

Yep, it was rushed because Bec Noir killed the Black King and started the Reckoning. Really put the kids on a clock

How long is a regular suburb session supposed to last? an do sessions last for different amounts of times if there are more/less people?

Well Karkat’s session (the only normal one we’ve observed) last about a month and it shouldn’t change based on player count.

How many characters total have died, in any timeline. this includes all the dave, john, and other character deaths even if they died more then once.

Here’s a list

in what act/on what page was it revealed that dave has red eyes?

[S] Jade: Wake up.

How many Cruxite artifacts do we know of?

6. John’s Apple, Rose’s Bottle, Dave’s Crow Egg, Jade’s Dog Pinata, Jane’s Tree, and Jake’s lil’ Cherub dude

Wait, how did the Troll's session fail again?

It didn’t. Bec Noir just cut up their door so they couldn’t get their prize

do you know that website where you kind find and count any word(s) mentioned in Homestuck? Or is that not an actual thing? Because im pretty sure ive heard of it before...

Well, you can use readmspa’s search all feature and Ctrl+F what you want to find.