June 2016

how can dave create multiple copies of him at once

Time travel. It looks like this:

Nepeta can only wear blue because Equius lets her, right? Does that mean Karkat gave Terezi her glasses, or can higher-bloods wear the colors below them?

Trolls can wear whatever color they want dawg, there ain’t no canon basis for that.

Besides, KK’s blood color was a secret until he met TZ irl, long after she got her wicked shades

What was Dave supposed to do? Play the heat?

It’s unknown what specifically Dave’s planet quest was, but it most likely involved the Caledfwlch in some way.

Did we ever learn what the Sylph outfit looked like? I know that the template exists on the MSPA Wiki but where did we get it from?

It came from here

So wait. Rose was supposed to "play the rain" and reintroduce life into the ocean? Isn't that the exact purpose of Gamzee? Is Gamzee Rose's failsafe if she lost? Is Gamzee rain/a musical genetic analogue?MMMMMM

I’m sorry, how exactly is Gamzee’s purpose to introduce life to the ocean?

I am rereading homestuck to better understand the act 7 ending, which I kind of only half understand. how did the rings bring the tadpole back? and towards the end is jade holding dirk and roxys earth? and then someone uses time travel powers to make it grow trees and stuff? and what's the thing that aradia flies in front of? how does calliope play into all this? could you maybe just explain the whole thing? (sorry :( )

The tadpole was being held by Echidna under the volcano, Kanaya had Echidna release the tadpole into the volcano and the rings made it erupt. In regards to Earth, that’s pretty much what happened. Aradia flies in front of a Black Hole that Calliope created by Collapsing the Green Sun.

How exactly did everyone escape the meteor if Vriska incapacitated Grimbark Jade?

Most of them can fly

Is it ever explained why the Striders can Flashstep and what exactly it is?

Flashsteping is just moving really fast, and the Striders are far from the only characters that can do it

How does Jack Noir encounter his red miles on B1 Earth if he threw them after

Time shenanigans

The ghost army go on a suicide mission to kill (or whatever they do to him) Lord English?

Yes, pretty much

Why Meenah try to kill her "friends"?

So that they could live forever in the dreambubbles instead of being erased by the Scratch

What happened to Caliborn's Session Jack?.

Caliborn had him killed

How was created GCat, I mean who use the BARK code?

Heiress Jane, presumably using the ecto-slime of Jaspers or one of Roxy’s cat clones

Does every session only have jack as a villain?

No, he wasn’t a villain in Caliborn’s or Karkat’s session.  Every session will have a Jack that should help overthrow the Black Queen though.

Could you remind me of some facts about A!Rose (alpha mom)? Or point me in the right direction to read up about her? Thank you!

This is the pesterlog where Dirk talks about all that stuff. Although, be warned, it is a bit on the long side.

How did Rose go grimdark and Jade go grimbark?

Rose became Grimdark by becoming over-flooded by the powers of the Eldritch Gods.

Jade became Grimbark by being corrupted by the Condesce’s influence. 

what was the last thing gamzee said that wasn't a honk? Thanks

TeReZi… wHoA. PlEaSe StOp. YoU’rE mOtHeRfUcKiN… hUrTiNg Me. :o(

How did GCAT get to A2 Earth if the alpha kids' session never had a reckoning?

Skaia can still open portals, just like it did for the Meteor Crew

What happen to Caliborn's session Derse?

Nothing

Exist the possibility of the ghost army survive the black hole?.

Yes

The alpha kids are allowed in the Dream Bubbles?

Yes 

Why PM only teleport WV with her, and no AR and WQ, for the energy?

AR and WQ were dead

Are kids in the dream bubbles? Or is it just a troll thing? also, why are the alpha trolls able to be in the dream bubbles after they died if they were created after their deaths?

Kids are allowed, yes. And time works differently in the Furthest Ring.

how did Gamzee not die after being shot so many times if he's not God tier?

Plot armor. He needed to stay alive to become part of LE.

Why do the trolls have nightmares without their recuperacoons? I forget...

It’s never really explained but it’s most likely due to the physic ability of Purple blood trolls, Chucklevoodo

So, the clouds show the future to Jade and John?

And to any one on the Battlefield or occasionally Prospit’s moon

It's also because the "beta" trolls interact with the beta kids, and the "alpha" trolls (to a lesser extent) interact with the alpha kids.

The Alpha trolls actually interacted more with the Beta trolls and kids than they did with the alpha kids. In fact, Aside from Aranea talking to Jake that once, Meenah trying to kill dream Roxy, and Aranea highjacking their session in the GAME OVER Timeline, they really didn’t interact with the Alpha kids.

So, in [S] Collide, they show the battle against LE as a future vision? And when the kids defeat their opponents nothing of that happens and it becomes what we watched on [S] Act 7 with Vriska?

The fight against LE happens at the same time as the fights of the kids.  Act 7 was finished before Collide which is why it looks like they haven’t been fighting with LE at all at the beginning of A7 

Any sadstuck vantas facts (not including signless)

Karkat didn’t wake up on Prospit until after he beat the game and was on the Meteor. And then as soon as he woke up he saw Bec Noir, mistook him for his bro Jack Noir and was murdered.

So, when Caliborn did his whole segment where he depicted the whole battle between him and the beta kids, that was in between [S] Collide and Act 7? Or was that from a doomed timeline?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not a question, but i wanna thank you for posting "Hate you" when you found Meenah's and Condy's voice cause that's my jam!

I’m a fan of Temporal Shenanigans myself

Which jack was in collide was the one that was helping karkat way back when

The robot one

If Gamzee has plot armour to become part of LE, does that mean ARquiussprite does too?

Yep

Is it possible that the destruction of the Prospit and Derse could be a constant in null sessions? Since they blew up in both b1 and b2 sessions. And once the trolls' session went null, they were destroyed. But I don't think they did in Caliborn's session, and he "won" his game.

Derse wasn’t destroyed in the B1 session.

Hey, when the GREEN SUN was destroyed, we see the kids back in their normal clothes. Did they lose their god tier powers? Are they still immortal? (I think about this too much, I have no idea for I am not as wise as you)

No and no (presumably). They can change clothes freely as seen with Vriska, Meenah, and Aranea

What is the appeal of karkat. He is a shouty angst child

You answered your own question.

little known/ignored fact about dirk?

The reason his symbol is a hat is because he really likes hats but wearing one would mess up his hair

when was nepeta's title ever mentioned? is rogue of heart a fanon thing, orrrr...?

BAMN

Who write the guide that Rose read at the beginning of the game?

Other kids that died

what are the monsters that apparently come out of Jake's hope field on Derse, one of which Roxy encounters on page 008498

It’s an Angel

Who's da nerd?

The nerd is you 

If Clowns (like Gamzee) can never die and Kurloz died what does that mean? Are not all the Makaras "Clowns"?

Kurloz is a Mime, which is a lesser subsec of Clown and thus doesn’t have all the clown perks

uhm so i was rereading homestuck and... after game over, basically terezi saved everyone? do you think that without terezi there would have been a way to "fix" everything or is she sort of the most important character in homestuck?

I’m sure John could have “fixed” everything on his own, but he probably would have fucked a bunch of stuff up in the process. So lets be glad TZ waited to die until after she told John what to do.

But when Gamzee said that Terezi was hurting him, wasn't it just a distraction so he could stab and harm her right after that? Terezi was rightfully fighting against him. (Or, at least, that was my interpretation of what happened.)

Yep, as soon as he said that Terezi dropped her weapon, started crying and apologizing. Then Gamzee proceeded to beat the ever-living shit out of her.

Can I get an uplifting fact about Eridan? (Not a joke, or anything making fun of him. Or does that not exist?)

He did feel bad about killing FF and apologized to her when he was Erisol

Why does Condy have other trolls' powers? Why can she control minds and use psiioniics? Is it because she's the empress or because she's LE's servant?

This is in the FAQ

Are you currently accepting mods?

We are not

have all characters smiled canonically?

Well Clover doesn’t have a mouth so no

Did Kankri ever smiled??

Not that we’ve seen

Was it specifically said that Kurloz was a mime or is it assumed since he was mute?

“Kurloz speaks in bones when he does his clown hypnosis shit but otherwise he mimes everything because get this: he’s pretty much literally a mime.”