June 2016

this blog is beautiful ;u; i miss my homestucks and now *sniffle* theres a place to go *sobs* THAAANNNKS UUUU TTTuTTT

Do you have a source for where it says that rust bloods live for only ~50 years? I remember back in 2012 people would say the lived to only like 20, and that bothered me.

Here, they must have mixed up their sweeps and years

Can you explain fraymotifs a bit more because all I really know is that that they are activated by attacking to the music.

BASICALLY, they’re just combo moves that players can buy.

(If Equius says animals are for admiration, that'd make him a vegan, sorry if it's so nitpicky, but vegetarians don't eat meat and thats it, vegans are completely anti animal byproduct. So he's still a vegetarian, but for specifics, vegan)

He drinks milk, he’s vegetarian

What classes are eachother counterparts? I've seen people using rogue as the opposite of knight, but isn't it rogue/thief?

rogue/thief is canon
Prince/Bard is canon
Lord/Muse is canon

The rest are speculatory.

But it sounds like what you’re talking about is inversion theory which is a whole other can of dirt noodles

If I remember correctly, cats are not called meowbeasts. Am I right? It would probably be a good idea to remind the fandom of this if it's true...

Yeah, the fandom (generally speaking) thinks that troll animals are just *noise-animal-makes*beast, but that’s only a thing for a handful of them.

It just occurred to me rose doesn't know who cthulhu is does that mean cthulhu doesn't exist in the homestuck universe at all

Yep, no Cthulu in Homestuck, but there’s always Fluthlu,  Nrub’yiglith, and my personal favorite Oglogoth the Deep One

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How did Dirk survive in the middle of the ocean for 13 years? Like, what did he eat?

His bro left supplies for him

how did rose escape from grimdark?

She died

Ive heard the 48 player season was done by the horror terrors before they became horror terrors is this ever confirmed or hinted at if so what page thank you in advance

a 48 player squiddles session was a joke that Hussie made to explain the Trolls having a 48 sign horoscope

Is a soul that has been ripped out of the body but not destroyed count as a death?

I’m not sure but I want to say yes since at that point they are literally just a ghost

The Condesce have rainbow drinker abilities, if the answer is yes, She can revive?

She does not have rainbow drinker abilities

"Some of which were yours" couldn't that mean Meenah being assassinated, rather than doing the assassinating? Not that I doubt she'd do the latter.

Hold on, that fact is wrong. She’s saying she read about assassinations not committed any. Am fixing now.

on alternia buckets werent seen as a sexual object were they?? because everyone seems to think buckets = something erotic but i thought that unless a troll pailed with someone they were killed and that isnt very erotic??

They aren’t seen as something erotic, they’re seen more as indecent

Cats are called purrbeasts right?

Nope, they are just called cats

I remember a post going around saying highbloods valued paler skin and the reason Nepeta's trolltag was aesenicCatnip was because Equius was using arsenic to lighten her skin. Is any of this true? It sounds like a far fetched headcanon to me.

That is absolutely not canon

Why is Dave's Sprite orange and Dirk's red? Aren't all the sprites supposed to match up with their respective eye color/blood color?

No. The kids’ sprites match up with their dancestor. Nannasprite is the same color as Jane’s text. Jaspers is the same as roxy’s, Jadesprite is the same as Jake, so on and so forth

can the trolls/kids/whatever remember what happened on their moon?

If they are awake then yes

was aranea evil?

Not really. I’d put her in the “Chaotic Neutral” catergory

Okay, this has bothered me for a while now: how did rose and dave get to the trolls? When one ascends shouldn't they revive on skaia? And what did the green sun have to do with that???

The explosion that created the Green Sun is what killed them.  They died on their Sacrificial Slabs so they revive where they are. The trolls followed the light of the Green Sun to meet up with them out in the Furthest Ring

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Could any player become permanently immortal if they destroyed their godtier clock?

No. Vriska’s clock was destroyed and she remained very much conditionally immortal. Caliborn was just special

Can you still go god tier if your dream self is dead? And will your dream self still be alive after you god tier? How would that work?

Yes, No. Ascend on your bed, your dreamself becomes the main you. You ascend via your slab you remain you but your other selves die

If god tier age, then would they get weaker? Say a session goes on a crazy long time, and the players are well into elderly age would their bodies be weaker?

I think what Mod A was trying to say was they probably age until they’re done with puberty and then stop.

how The Felt get at Universe A2?

Spade Slick brought them through the LE Server in the Furthest Ring

How many clocks destroyed?

1001/1000 CLOCKS DESTROYED

sorry if this is a dumb question, but before the whole aradiabot thing, did sollux actually know aradia was dead? did anybody besides vriska know?

It’s debatable whether or not Sollux knew, but it’s likely that he didn’t.  As for people we know knew, that would include Equius, Vriska,and Terezi.

Caliburn was not just "a special case" he was able to actually destroy his clock because he had the juju breaker

Nope, he was a special case. Vriska’s clock was also destroyed with the juju breaker but she is still very much conditionally immortal.

You guys should make another version of this blog but with Problem sleuth.

That would require that I have read problem sleuth tho

Do we ever hear the trolls speak alternian? Like in a flash or something?

No, but get this. It’s probably the same language as English when spoken.

is vriska god tier in the post retcon timeline?

Yes

The case with Vriska was her clock was destroyed while delivering judgement, and it got stuck on permanent just mode. When John is killed by Bec Noir, we see the judgement that revives you is the middle of the clock, which is where Caliborn was when he destroyed it, making all his deaths neither just nor heroic. It's all a meta thing, honestly.

Or it could be that Caliborn broke his into lots of tiny pieces whereas Vriska’s clock only had the face broken and the pendulum stopped.

How do the trolls typing quirks work if Alternian is a different alphabet?(for example, Feferi uses )(, which looks like the English letter H, but doesn't look like the Alternian symbol for H)

Im not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet but the Alternian language looks like the deadric alphabet from the Elder Scrolls series.

It is, just flipped

Why exactly was Vriska so upset with (Vriska)?

Because Vriska is a fuckin’ punkass 8itch

IF A TIMELINE ISNT THE ALPHA ONE IS IT AUTOMATICALLY DOOMED TO ERASE OR ARE THERE ALSO ALTERNATE TIMELINES WHERE EVERYTHING GOES JUST FINE AS WELL

Alt. Timelines are all doomed yo

I was playing the first Meenahbound, and when you 'be' Latula and talk to Porrim, Latula says that she stresses out about not doing her typing quirk correctly and not putting 'z' on the ends of words, and the tag was '#sp3c14lly wh3n 1m off my m3ds'. If im right, then that suggests that Latula has some mental condition like maybe anxiety, that she has to take medication for. Is that sounding correct?

Probably.

when will vASKA return from the war

never

so troll language is like english and its said the same way theres just different characters for each letter and its backwards?

p much, yes

Whatever happened to the rose from davesprites timeline? Is she just alone forever now? Dead? Her scene made me sad and care about her.

Her memories were merged with Alpha timeline Rose but other than that, she was erased

Since the Roxy and Dirk sort of grew up with troll customs do you think they follow the quadrant system? AR made a joke about things being beyond the pail/pale

Except they didn’t grow up with troll customs. The only troll alive was Condy and she wasn’t involved with their lives very much (directly at least)

One thing that confused me. Does not being THE Alpha timeline make you doomed, or are you only doomed by not closing all the stable timeloops? Could a timeline, in theory, un-doom itself by closing the loops?

You can’t fix an unstable timeloop without creating a doomed timeline. Because in order to stop the timeloop from becoming unstable you’d have to go back to stop yourself from doing what you did which would in of itself create another timeline. One where you were doomed and one where your doomed self stopped you from becoming doomed.

how does the matriorb hatch

like egg

Is it wriggler or wiggler?

Wiggler = larval troll
Wriggling Day = when they wiggled out of their egg

Is vriskas left eye (the one that was blown out) fake? if it was, was it healed when she became god tier as a real eye?

Her dreamselves eye was never exploded so when she ascended and became her dreamself she had a bran-spankin-new never before exploded eye.

How old is John now, in canon, given how many years passed there??

16

In the third Meenahbound why does Damara always see Hussie at the exposition stand no matter if she goes there first or second, and Meenah only sees Aranea? I know Hussie says that Damara is only meant to be there after Meenah has, but I still find it odd that Damara can't see Aranea. Do you think Aranea is trying to avoid Damara?

Damara is how you see Hussie, it’s a special treat. If Damz didn’t see Hussie then we wouldn’t get all that gr8 made up bullshit about the trolls. I don’t think there’s any actual character motive why she doesn’t see Aranea

How did a planet of humans come from a universe supposed to be inhabited by trolls?

Science?

Do we know of any canon ways to escape grimdarkness or trickster mode besides death?

trickster mode kinda just wore off. grimdark might do the same. It’s unknown

e trolls cannibals , or do they eat other kinds of grubs, since they seem to use grubs for everything.

there are different species of grubs. some are eaten, some are used as tech, and some for games, so on and so forth