June 2016

how is the matriorb fertilized? like, do we know how many/what kind of troll(s) were/are in it?

Trolls don’t hatch from the matriorb. It’s a Mother Grub egg.

is it ever rlly explained why the trolls have their typing quirks?? like is it just to have them or is there an actual reason. thank u if u answer and have a nice day

Is that what the blog will be now that homestuck has ended? A mouthpiece for you to help begging nobodies who deserve everything they're getting? You and your faggot, degenerate friend can fuck off.

You…are not very nice…

Arena thought that as a Sylph of Light, she could save her doomed timeline. She failed for obvious reasons but do you think a certain classpect could do it? Perhaps a Sylph of Time?

Maybe? I feel like if anyone a Muse of Time would have the best shot at it

does kankri's celibacy mean he doesn't want any concupiscent quadrants or that he doesn't want any quadrants at all?? or that he just doesn't want sex?

I think just the concupiscent quadrants based on how he was talking about moirallegiences with Karkat

I'm sorry that person was so rude to you, you really didn't deserve that

Eh, it comes with the territory of running a big blog. Ain’t nothin’ but a thing. 

Why did Aranea mind-control a bunch of Damaras? Im sure it was to perform a single task but im not sure what that was.

So she would move the Prospitan Battleship

Again, about the rose/dave ascension & green sun space shenanigams: The green sun already existed when the trolls where there, waiting for the kids, and they just jumped out! The explosion that killed rose and dave made the green sun! So what happen

Here’s a timeline:  Dave and Rose exploded the Tumor, died and made the Green Sun. Meteor gang sees the new light in the sky and starts heading  there.  Aradia and Half Sollux show up because they were in the bubbles so they were closer. Dave and Rose then rise up out of the Sun (takes a few minutes because this thing is freaking huge). Then the meteor crew arrives at the sun. They have a short meet n greet, WV shows up and then they head on out for A2

You know when Aranea tries to kiss Jake and she says she knows he's attracted to her? She does have those empath powers but it kinda makes her sound like a fuckboi, do you agree?

oh my gosh

You are so helpful and cool! Thanks for being here!

Do you guys remember when Tab Soda was a huge fucking deal in the fandom?  Those were wild times.

Is tab soda actually a thing???

Yeah, it was like the original Diet Coke. It was real big in the 80′s or something.

they still make Tab, some supermarkets will carry it (though I think it's only still available in can form). it's like a spicier diet coke? idk I prefer tab over diet coke in any case

I had it once a couple years ago and it just tasted like really watered down coke, but that’s just my opinion

Okay I didn't know this until i actually saw them but black licorice Scotty dogs are a real thing as well. I can submit a picture if anyone desires.

There’s a post going around with it right now

Pretty much every food/product that’s shown up in Homestuck is real.

Pretty much everything in Homestuck is real. Homestuck is a documentary.

Homestuck: the only archive needed for future generations. You got your Tab Soda, your ICP, your fruit gushers, wax lips, scotty dogs, your Guy Fieris, scary Wolf heads, Charles Duttons, Rufio!, your Snoop Dog and Nic Cage, your Faygos, etc..  What else do you need?

What's with the '8 to the power of Y equals SBHJ' thing?

wait, wax lips?

Yeah, wax lips, lips made of wax

Quicksilver guzzled down a can of Tab during his slow-mo scene in the new X-Men movie.

I have a very serious question has Hussie writen self insert fan fiction, in addition to his appearances in the comic?

I would assume so. 

Wouldn't that make Jake the fuckboy, since he's the one having someone forced upon him, in a prison no less?

I guess they’re both fuckboys, under different definitions

Is it possible for two players of the same aspect to be in the same session? And would the same be true for classes?

It isn’t stated in canon but it’s likely that there can’t be two of the same aspect or class in a session

Is it possible for someone to hack the game before playing to change major aspects about players without the game going nuts?

I think that the game would account for that, give the player a false title at first with the title it would be changed to being their true title all along. Skaia just works that way.

If there can't be 2 of the same class or aspect in a session, wouldn't that make a maximum of 12 players? And A1 was most likely created by a session of 48.

I really like the theory that as the number of players increase the aspects begin to divide and become more specific. As for class, maybe there can be multiple of one, or maybe there’s more classes out there we don’t know about. It’s a mystery

Why is Sawtooth's mouth a triangle wave when squarewave's mouth is a squarewave?

Irony

What's the origin of Crowbar Juju Breaker?

There isn’t one. Juju’s don’t have an origin. Their timeline is cyclical 

Crowbar (Felt member) has some type of powers?

He was smart

since genitals is never mentioned,they have indirect intercourse and no concept of sexuality,what exactly identifies a troll's gender? do they even have that concept?

tiddies

What is Equius' relation to Lord English?

Equ is a piece of LE, one of the 3.5 souls that was trapped within Cal

On the subject of already fused sprites fusing with already fused sprites, consider this possibility. Somehow, if Davesprite found an unprototyped kernelsprite, could he not touch it and become Davesprite^2? Then as the new kernelsprite still has one prototyping to go, he could touch Jadesprite and become Davejadesprite^3 and so on?

I suppose so

but isnt the whole thing about karkat is that he actually sucks at being a leader?

No, he’s a good leader, but he doesn’t think he is. It seems to be a running theme with Knights to not like/not think they’re good at their Aspect.

What if Terezi is in Act 7, as the camera :0

But her eyes no work? How she use the camera?

was it ever stated where the ancestors were born/lived?

Alternia at various more specific locations and times. Except for Damara, she was brought directly to Doc Scratch’s place.

The first guardians don't need sleep or eat?

Bec eats and sleeps. He might not need to, but he does.

Why Pre-retcon Feferi and Nepeta don't talk?

Because the fandom desperately wanted them too and Hussie is a meanie

The session of FedorasFreak was a normal session and no a dead session?

Unknown

Jack is the only carapacian with a name? and exist some head canon name for WV, PM DD and other caparacians?

WV, PM, DD, HB, CD, AR, WQ, and WK all have canon names. Jack is far from being the only  carapacian with a canon  name

You saying in that Damara post that nobody has ever wanted to sleep with someone they found scary and unsettling? ;)

Did Damara confirm that trolls have nipples?

yes

Earlier you mentioned Equius being a part of LE through Lil Cal, but how did Cal end up with his soul?

Dirk put it in there

If the trolls are kind of like bugs, do they have bones like animals or hard shell/skin like bugs?

They have bones

Intelligence is a power in homestuck? Not surprising

Well compared to the other members of the Felt, yeah intelligence is a power.

yes but none of that actually states outright which group was the genetic forebear of the other. karkat created them all, sure, but it doesnt say which group he created first. doc scratch says whats a given: that a group will be regarded as another groups ancestors, it doesnt actually say who is the genetic forebear of another, just who chronologically came first. if we were basing it off how the kids worked, than the alpha trolls would be the forebears, but its never stated outright.

The fact that Karkat didn’t know who the extra 12 were proves that Karkat’s group is the parent generation. Because if they were the parent generation Karkat would have seen them on the screen when he had to clone them and get their ecto-goo for mixing. And actually if we based it off how the kids’ worked then the Alpha trolls would be the children generation since the human’s child generation played the game first.

Is nepeta as weak as people assume in canon or???

No

okay, the karkat didnt know is pretty good proof. i think sometimes when off-screen stuff happens tho youre not always given all of the information in the most logical way; like for instance the chain in which the trolls entered the medium is often debated because of conflicting evidence. your comment about the kids mirroring the trolls doesnt really make sense though considering that the beta and alpha trolls were a switched-glitch group like doc scratch said. anyhow my final proof is (cont.)

that aranea on page 6669 said she was terezis ancestor in a way. but its kinda confusing so idk

When Aranea said that she meant in terms of that she predates them as her next lines are 

“[Vriska] had an ancestor whom she was aware of, and technically that is who I am.  That is to say, she is who I would have 8ecome on your world, had I arrived in her place. Alas, I did not. She was a figure in your history who preceded you 8y thousands of solar sweeps. Whereas I preceded your entire civilization 8y 8illions. ”

Why did Meenah presumably show up in the afterlife billions of years after the rest of her session, when she blew them all up at the same time?

Time is all wonky out there 

Are the trolls ecto-related? Like how the kids are? Does the process take into account the genetic reproduction of a species, and thats why they have the kids 'related'?

Karkat’s group isn’t related to one another. Technically speaking Meenah’s group would be, but the trolls don’t really have a concept of “related to one another” outside of ancestors and we don’t know how they’d be related. Either they’re just a mix of all 12 trolls, or 4 sets of 3 mixtures, or (and I personally find this one the funniest) that Karkat had to pair off his friends and assign them a <3 and <3< reproductive partners. 

Can sburb sessions be uneven? And also, if you don't mind two questions, if two sessions were to join later in game, could one have a time player and the other a space player without dooming the session(s)? Thank you.

Yes: Caliborn’s, and I don’t see why not

Was that actually them having a rap off? Or did Kanaya cut them off using meta narration?

They actually had the rap off, we just didn’t see it :.(

Before you made a post about the characters with the most influence on the story. If I recall, John, Caliborn and Dirk were among the top tier that you deemed to have had the greatest effect on the story. What exactly has Dirk done that made him qualify?

Dirk actually did a lot to help the sides of evil. He created Lil Hal who would become part of LE while also being the dominate personality in Doc Scratch. He made Caliborn his robot leg which would allow him to escape his sarswapagus and play the game. And he put all those souls into Lil Cal thus creating Lord English himself

Does every session have a Jack Noir? If not, what enemy would a normal session usually face?

Every session has a Jack, but he is not usually an enemy. He is supposed to assist in taking down the Black Queen. Then normal enemy the players face is the Black King