July 2016

is alpha!dave related to alpha!rose? and what about alpha!john and alpha!jade? are they related?

They are dave and rose are biological siblings as are john and jade. John and Jade were also raised together much akin to their ancestors before them.

at what point in the comic did hussie stop making it based on our requests?

Around Act 4, and then a couple times here and there in Act 5 he took requests.

Can I have a full list of the members of felt? Their names, what pool ball they represent and their abilities? Thank you!

Itchy-One Ball: Ability to slow time down in reference to others (aka super fast)

Doze-Two Ball: Ability to slow time down in reference to himself (aka super slow)

Trace- Three Ball: Ability to see where people have been and can interact with them in the past

Clover-Four Ball: Super Lucky

Fin-Five Ball: Ability to see where people will go and can interact with them in the future 

Die-Six Ball: Has pins for each member of the felt and midnight crew, when he inserts one into his doll he is taken to a timeline where the corresponding character is dead 

Crowbar-Seven Ball: Is incredibly smart, the de facto leader after Scratch, has the Juju Breaker 

Snowman-Eight Ball: Her life is tied to that of the A universe 

Stitch-Nine Ball: Is a damn good tailor 

Sawbuck-Ten Ball: Whenever he is hit he and his assailant are jumped to a random point in time

Matchsticks- Eleven Ball: Can travel through time using fire as a gateway 

Eggs-Twelve Ball: Has an egg timer that allows him to travel up to sixty minutes into the past 

Biscuits-Thirteen Ball: Has an oven that allows him to travel to the future at a rate of one second per second

Quarters-Fourteen Ball: Possesses a collection of quarters bearing the images of pool balls. If a coin is tossed, the Felt member corresponding with the side that faces up will be summoned from some place in space and time. If the member on the other side is present, the two will switch places and times. If a member tosses their own coin and gets his own number, they will die  

Cans-Fifteen Ball: Can punch people through time

Doc Scratch-Cue Ball: Omniscient, semi-Omnipotent, and a Great Host

Lord English-Pool Cue: Omnipotent, Invulnerable, and Already Here

If Caliborn is gay (I don't know if it's canon that he is that's just what I always hear) then why did he want the 'porn' of Jane and Roxy?

Caliborn’s definition of “gay” is “being jolly and festive together” so he’s not gay in the gay sense, unless you think he is, cause if you think he’s gay then the dude’s gay, but canonically wise the basis for saying he’s gay comes from that

Did Terezi ever visit the dream bubbles? If so, how did she die to get there?

She got there by dreaming and by physically passing through the bubbles

Wasn't Equius a pacifist?

Yep, the guy that built killer robots and fought them in steel cage death matches in his free time was definitely a pacifist

So IK that people in Equius' look caste where naturally strong, but is there a reason he was that strong? And didn't they want to cull him for it?

He was that strong because he was awesome. And why would the empire want to cull such a asset, and one so loyal to their order of things? He would have been turned into a fine soldier had the world not ended.

what did vriska's doomsday devices do?

Nothing…. but the chains holding it snapped causing it to slam into a cliff, explode, break Equius’s hive leading to the death of both of their lusii

Can Doc Scratch see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

T+A=TA=Sollux The mods are actually sollux

The thrilling conclusion:

Wait, didn't Equius participate in fighting the troll's Black King? Wouldn't that count as assisting in murder?

We’re not counting game enemies. If we were everyone would be a fucking murderer.

How long was the Troll's session?

612 hours

(Sending again just in case) but Jade spilled blood in the Jack fight when she shot Dave

Yes she did

Could you tell me a rarely-forgotten and incredibly well-known homestuck fact?

Y;know when you first start reading homestuck, and it asks for the kids name? Well you can’t actually type anything in there.

Can you name all of the mods because i have only seen mod A and T.

Mod F, Mod L, and Mod A (more commonly referred to as The Other One) were active from the blogs conception until April of 2013. They then each passed a mantle down to myself as well as two others whose Mod titles I don’t recall because they were only really around for like a couple weeks. And then I recruited the current Mod A in May of 2015.

im probably going to be asking a lot of you here and i understand if you dont want to compile all of this but on what pages did Doc Scratch pester/contact the trolls/kids?

Check this out dawg

I'm sorry Mod A, but Mod T has won the title of "Best Fav Mod Ever" in my book. You're awesome too though. (Thank you so much for managing this blog, you don't realise how much it has helped me)

Congradiations anon, you’re my new best friend 👍 . And I’m glad you like the blog :3 I like running it, even if I hate you all on occasion. I probably get more out of running it then you guys do from reading it lmao

To the short Karkat anon, at one point in act five while talking to Karkat Equius describes Karkat as "a tactical midget with a short fuse"

That’s tru

Did hussie ever actually draw any of the trolls w boobs I legit can't remember

Yes, most of the femme ancestors are drawn with some good ol’ fashion alien tiddies

Just to be clear, when a doomed time line is erased after a certain amount of time do the people from that time line get to "live" in the dream bubbles or are they just erased from existence completely? Also who erases the doomed timelines or does it happen naturally somehow?

They are completely erased, that’s why we never seen any Gamzee’s in the dream bubbles. And they’re erased by Paradox Space.

frick

D–> How 100d

Mod T and A thanks for putting up with our crap 😘

No prob bob, I’ve been in this fandom long enough to know how to shovel some shit if you know what I mean

whats the point of alien ladies having tiddies... like.... they are raised by lususes....

The point is alien tiddies, what more reason do you need??

Do we know what the Sufferer's last expletive was?

We do not know for sure, but it was likely Fuck

Do people still use Msparp? I’ve never used it, but I know the mods on this blog back in like 2012 would do the “i’m going on msparp, try and find me thing”. Maybe I’ll bring that back..

i love my women like i love the mods on this blog. nothin but T and A.

Im not sure i understand what you’re trying to convey but i appreciate the sentiment.

also, if Equius was the only one not to attempt murder, who did Feferi try to kill?

Eridan, after he koed Sollux

wasnt the alien tiddies explained with "the females are warriors or some shit and have special padding to protect their hearts"

Thats a fan theory

Why do we all like talking about alien tiddies so much

Because we all love alien tiddies, they are just so captivating.

List all grimdarks?

Rose

How did Eridan and Feferi die post-retcon?

Same way they did pre-retcon. Eri took a twirly blades to the torso after he blasted Fef with a beam of his hot white stuff

Can Rose access memories of her doomed self because of her classpect? Or can anyone remember their doomed timelines?

She only has memories from the one doomed timeline and thats because of some Seer bullshit where her dreamself went to sleep at the exact moment the timeline was set to be erased.

Why Terezi asked John to write the "you don't need him" message with the paswords? was she trying to make herself drift away from Karkat or something?

Karkat, Dave, Gamzee, the scalemate John took. It could have been any of them. Hell, it could have been all of them and Terezi was trying to make her past self more gay. We’ll never know for sure.

But... To aliens.... Aren't we the aliens? With the captivating alien titties?

I suppose that tru, my tiddies are quite captivating, even more so if they’re alien. Nice.

I've been trying to figure this out for at least a week, figured you'd be the person to ask: is Rose ever confirmed to be a lesbian, or could she be bisexual? Her only canon relationship is with Kanaya, but is it ever explicitly stated that she's strictly homosexual?

Her sexuality is up in the air. Just something that includes hot lesbian aliens.

after bec noir destroys the beta trolls' prospit and derse, why does karkat specifically ban prospit dreamers from falling asleep? why not derse dreamers too?

Because he woke up in the furthest ring pre-dreambubble which is kinda spooky. And actually banned everyone from sleeping

how did calliope get a hold of the book dave and karkat drew penises in?

Gamzee

Where does it say Roxy's sexuality

It doesnt, think of it what you like

When Karkat tried to kill somebody?

He went at Gamz in GAME OVER

Hey there! I don't know if you cover this but do you happen to know why the trolls are usually drawn with the two lines on each side of their stomach? (almost like gill looking things) Are they there for any particular reason? Thank you

Thats the headcanon of grub scars. Scars left over from the third set of limbs they had as wrigglers

Dave DID have the most success though and without his success they wouldn't have the fraymotifs davesprite maybe and dead jacks.

Dave had the most success because Terezi was guiding him the entire time and was much better at it than Vriska or Karkat

This one's been killing me. So, pre-collide, Jack drops the stove on Jakes planet, perfectly fitting with vriskas plan. But why did he just happen to do that?

Jake needed something to do

Troll boobs > vestigial organs: organs that are not needed or used but haven't been erased by evolution yet

That being said, couldn’t troll boobs be a vestigial structure? After all what need would a insectoid species that doesn’t even raise it’s own have for fleshy milk bags

Do you have any clarification as to what the fraymotif Adagio Redshift was? (The one just before Jade killed Dave.)

I have no idea my dude. But a time/space combo is bound to be incredibly powerful

So trolls sleep in slime so they don't have the dreams would they still need sopor if they were far enough away from Alternia?

It’s unlikely that they’d need it since the nightmares were most likely caused by the chucklevoodoos of purple bloods of which now there is only one

How is Mod T so amazingly fantastic?

is it fanon that jack dropped the stove on jake because he was an ''english''

Fanon. The real reason he left them there was because, and I quote “[He]  suddenly [doesn’t] care about them at all”

Has a homestuck character ever been shown shirtless?

All the kids and the post-scratch trolls have been shown shirtless

so all the trolls died? kinda figured they would

All the ghosts, yeah, well presumably at least. We don’t know for sure what happened, but it was likely that they all died

When have they been shown shirtless