is alpha!dave related to alpha!rose? and what about alpha!john and alpha!jade? are they related?
They are dave and rose are biological siblings as are john and jade. John and Jade were also raised together much akin to their ancestors before them.
They are dave and rose are biological siblings as are john and jade. John and Jade were also raised together much akin to their ancestors before them.
Around Act 4, and then a couple times here and there in Act 5 he took requests.
Itchy-One Ball: Ability to slow time down in reference to others (aka super fast)
Doze-Two Ball: Ability to slow time down in reference to himself (aka super slow)
Trace- Three Ball: Ability to see where people have been and can interact with them in the past
Clover-Four Ball: Super Lucky
Fin-Five Ball: Ability to see where people will go and can interact with them in the future
Die-Six Ball: Has pins for each member of the felt and midnight crew, when he inserts one into his doll he is taken to a timeline where the corresponding character is dead
Crowbar-Seven Ball: Is incredibly smart, the de facto leader after Scratch, has the Juju Breaker
Snowman-Eight Ball: Her life is tied to that of the A universe
Stitch-Nine Ball: Is a damn good tailor
Sawbuck-Ten Ball: Whenever he is hit he and his assailant are jumped to a random point in time
Matchsticks- Eleven Ball: Can travel through time using fire as a gateway
Eggs-Twelve Ball: Has an egg timer that allows him to travel up to sixty minutes into the past
Biscuits-Thirteen Ball: Has an oven that allows him to travel to the future at a rate of one second per second
Quarters-Fourteen Ball: Possesses a collection of quarters bearing the images of pool balls. If a coin is tossed, the Felt member corresponding with the side that faces up will be summoned from some place in space and time. If the member on the other side is present, the two will switch places and times. If a member tosses their own coin and gets his own number, they will die
Cans-Fifteen Ball: Can punch people through time
Doc Scratch-Cue Ball: Omniscient, semi-Omnipotent, and a Great Host
Lord English-Pool Cue: Omnipotent, Invulnerable, and Already Here
Caliborn’s definition of “gay” is “being jolly and festive together” so he’s not gay in the gay sense, unless you think he is, cause if you think he’s gay then the dude’s gay, but canonically wise the basis for saying he’s gay comes from that
She got there by dreaming and by physically passing through the bubbles
Yep, the guy that built killer robots and fought them in steel cage death matches in his free time was definitely a pacifist
He was that strong because he was awesome. And why would the empire want to cull such a asset, and one so loyal to their order of things? He would have been turned into a fine soldier had the world not ended.
Nothing…. but the chains holding it snapped causing it to slam into a cliff, explode, break Equius’s hive leading to the death of both of their lusii


We’re not counting game enemies. If we were everyone would be a fucking murderer.
612 hours
Yes she did
Y;know when you first start reading homestuck, and it asks for the kids name? Well you can’t actually type anything in there.
Mod F, Mod L, and Mod A (more commonly referred to as The Other One) were active from the blogs conception until April of 2013. They then each passed a mantle down to myself as well as two others whose Mod titles I don’t recall because they were only really around for like a couple weeks. And then I recruited the current Mod A in May of 2015.
Congradiations anon, you’re my new best friend 👍 . And I’m glad you like the blog :3 I like running it, even if I hate you all on occasion. I probably get more out of running it then you guys do from reading it lmao
Yes, most of the femme ancestors are drawn with some good ol’ fashion alien tiddies
They are completely erased, that’s why we never seen any Gamzee’s in the dream bubbles. And they’re erased by Paradox Space.
D–> How 100d
No prob bob, I’ve been in this fandom long enough to know how to shovel some shit if you know what I mean
The point is alien tiddies, what more reason do you need??
We do not know for sure, but it was likely Fuck
Do people still use Msparp? I’ve never used it, but I know the mods on this blog back in like 2012 would do the “i’m going on msparp, try and find me thing”. Maybe I’ll bring that back..
Im not sure i understand what you’re trying to convey but i appreciate the sentiment.
Eridan, after he koed Sollux
Thats a fan theory
Because we all love alien tiddies, they are just so captivating.
Rose
Same way they did pre-retcon. Eri took a twirly blades to the torso after he blasted Fef with a beam of his hot white stuff
She only has memories from the one doomed timeline and thats because of some Seer bullshit where her dreamself went to sleep at the exact moment the timeline was set to be erased.
Karkat, Dave, Gamzee, the scalemate John took. It could have been any of them. Hell, it could have been all of them and Terezi was trying to make her past self more gay. We’ll never know for sure.
I suppose that tru, my tiddies are quite captivating, even more so if they’re alien. Nice.
Her sexuality is up in the air. Just something that includes hot lesbian aliens.
Because he woke up in the furthest ring pre-dreambubble which is kinda spooky. And actually banned everyone from sleeping
Gamzee
It doesnt, think of it what you like
He went at Gamz in GAME OVER
Thats the headcanon of grub scars. Scars left over from the third set of limbs they had as wrigglers
Dave had the most success because Terezi was guiding him the entire time and was much better at it than Vriska or Karkat
Jake needed something to do
That being said, couldn’t troll boobs be a vestigial structure? After all what need would a insectoid species that doesn’t even raise it’s own have for fleshy milk bags
I have no idea my dude. But a time/space combo is bound to be incredibly powerful
It’s unlikely that they’d need it since the nightmares were most likely caused by the chucklevoodoos of purple bloods of which now there is only one

Fanon. The real reason he left them there was because, and I quote “[He] suddenly [doesn’t] care about them at all”
All the kids and the post-scratch trolls have been shown shirtless
All the ghosts, yeah, well presumably at least. We don’t know for sure what happened, but it was likely that they all died

