July 2016

What do you mean "autistic" because in my language it means being stupid, i mean, i bet theres some other word for what youre mentioning. Just the thing that comes up when you google translate the word means stupid. Not trying to say anything here please dont kill me

sigh…It’s a shame that that’s what it translates to in whatever language you speak. Autistic is an adjective describing someone that has Autism Spectrum Disorder, which is a developmental disorder. Unfortunately people do still use it as an insult.

I think the worst part about going on anon is that you don't know when your question gets asked so you keep having to go back to the blog to check

This is why it’d be easier to just not go on anon, especially considering the number of asks we have and the likelyhood of it getting overlooked.

So when you say that John could be other sexualities that don't involve boy lovin, are you referring to like ace and aro?

Yes, or something along the ace spectrum. Or, he could be a SAPIOSEXUAL

How did the grand highblood die?

Unknown

Honestly just God bless you for makin sure everyone's keepin our faves queer

That’s what Homestuck’s all about, allowing the reader to project themselves and their traits onto the characters. That’s why everything from appearances, to sexualities is kept so vague.

did Karkat's group made a scratch? id they didn't then how did the dancestors get made?

The dancestors did the scratch. Karkat made them and they got sent back via a glitch

Why did Feferi want to be just moirails with Eridan..? Sorry if this is a stupid question but.. Was it the way he was or how he came off or just cause-?

She just didn’t like him like that

Is Damara sexual with every dancestor or just Horuss/Rufioh

If you mean the vulgar things she says, she says that shit to everyone.

If you mean like actually having sex, there’s no evidence to suggest she ever did that with anyone

How did Jake get poisoned?

lmao sapiosexuality is ableist as fuck. its based on traditional ideas of intelligence and self-worth

*whispers* I know, that’s why I wrote it italicized in all caps

How did Vriska and Meenah end up being a small thing

Well it started as them trying to collectively start an army to defeat LE, and then they formed a pirate armada to find the weapon to defeat him. They spent several sweeps together doing this and once it all fell apart and it was just them left, they started to fall in gay with each other, got tattoos, and rolled down a hill together before having some sloppy makeouts

I don't know if this was asked yet, but how did vriska god tier?

Aradia beat the ever living shit out of her and Tav put her on her questcocoon

Are you guys accepting any more mods? This blog seems like a lot of work for just two people!

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been thinking about it. But I know that a bunch of people would be interested and I really don’t have the time/energy at the moment to go through the testing process with all of them and pick somebody.

why did dave's dead body from the doomed timeline show up in the alpha when he was trying to retrieve rose's journal? isnt that different than how timelines normally work?

He time traveled back to that point so the dead body being there is normal, like with all the dead aradiabots

This question is kind of hard to articulate. If a person dying and becoming a ghost is something that happens in the Alpha Timeline and has to happen no matter what for the Alpha Timeline to succeed, but then later on there are OTHER offshoot doomed timelines which happen AFTER that person has already died (And which have nothing to do with that person dying), are there alternate versions of that person for each doomed timeline which happens after their death in the Alpha timeline?

No, a person that dies does not get an additional ghost for each doomed timeline that happens after their death.

How Damara is better than Cronus or Eridan?

からだまらは大すごい。

But Damara is still sexually harrasing people.

だまらもこわくて、かわいいです。

Well, we are on tumblr, everything problematic is taken hyperseriously, like cultural appropriation and stuff like that, and by taking it lightly you seem to be OK with sexual harassing.

That is the exact kind of mentality I stay away from on this hell site.

hi! i was wondering if it's said anywhere Rose is a lesbian? (besides the strong fandom opinion)

It’s never said

PSA Google translate it shite

I know Google translate is shit. That’s why I didn’t use it.

What's the worst thing you've seen happen in the fandom?

There are so many fucked up things that happened in this fandom back in the day, I can’t possibly choose one thing to be “the worst”

I remember people losing their shit over that one video of the troll cosplayers spitting into a bucket, but like idk even why? it's just a bunch of stupid teenagers spitting food into a bucket, I'm sure the fandom has done things that may have been harmful or destructive that are actually bad :/

But it’s gross, that’s why.

When did Cronus flirt with Eridan?

Ministrife

try to choose. or just pick one that pops into your head

The worst thing ever in the fandom I want to say, would have been 2011-2013 Homestuck Con Culture in general. The bucket throwing, the not sealing the body paint, the Daves, my god the Daves, the mass photoshoots, the obnoxious over the top roleplaying, The Bucket Phasers, the general disrespect we as a fandom had for others and a ton of other stuff I’m forgetting.

Sorry if this is passive aggressive it's just really personal for me. Technically Sapiosexual is not ableist just rude. implying that calling someone stupid means you are calling someone mentally disabled is in fact ableist in and of itself. -signed someone who worked with/has mentally disabled family members

Okay, you’re free to think that. But I disagree. I would argue as to why I think that, but I lack the ability to form coherent arguments. -signed someone who is mentally disabled.

Why is it that when many people rp as John they keep saying "I'm not a homosexual" as if it's a catch phrase of his? I only recall him saying twice in the whole damn comic 3 years apart.

Well because if he doesn’t say it at least once every five minutes he’ll fall madly in love with Dave in a single instant and all those JohnDave fics from 2011 will come true.

Do you know of any good resources for what the trolls call things? (Like how they call their quest beds quest cocoons)

Yeah, there’s a list on the wiki

is kankri the new mod cause i came here for facts and all i see are arguments about ableism

If anything it’d be Porrim

Can you name some bands you like :3

This is not the place to ask that anon

Only the alternian low bloods would use silly troll names right? The highbloods used english human terms? Or was that fanon/from som fan comic?

That’s canon

A Thief, Rogue, Prince and a Bard of Life can revive other people?

Possibly a Thief or Rogue, but definitely not the destruction classes.

How long do you think this blog is gonna last since theres no more homestuck (also, when Hiveswap comes out, will you answer questions on that too?)

We’ll be here for awhile, we have over 2000 asks atm and i dont see the intake slowing down. I also fully intend to cover Hiveswap as well once ive had the chance to play it through once or twice.

Could you give us a furthest ring tineline?

Here

Is Hussie implying that Vriska is canonically uh "heavy" (I don't want to say any words that will offend the young anons who are triggered by everything).

Fat Vriska is not canon, believe it if you like though

if the post-scratch ancestors had the same names as the pre-scratch trolls, why do Vriska and Terezi's ancestors have different names?

They don’t. Marquise Spineret Mindfang and Neophyte Redglare are titles.

so dave totally implied that he is bi sexual and may have had a crush on john right?

He implied that he’s something that’s not straight, but no, he didnt imply he had a crush on John

Okay you can disagree but you're wrong. I mean, I don't get why I'm shocked. This blogs wrong a lot...but, no, assuming the mentally disabled are stupid is a lot more harmful than being mad someone implied they don't date the unintelligent. Because where as one is vague, yours specifically implies stupidity and mental disability are related.

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Jane is possibly chubby. Caliborn called her a fat cow, but y'know, that might just be Caliborn

hey y'all what's everyone bitching about today

They’re bitching about everything and I can’t deal with this.

Why so many responses in the form of Caliborn quotes?

Because he is so good at dealing with the haters, also Caliborn is amazing and hilarious and his quotes are entirely underrated

this blog is honestly the only place i actually see people talking about homestuck any more. kind of like a small camp fire in a cold world us homestucks gather around to keep warm

That pokemon picture is why Mod T is the best waifu

Thanks :3 I’ll take any chance I can get to mix Homestuck and Pokemon together, they are the two great loves of my life.

How does someone in a session of SBURB exile a derseite or prospitan?

They send them through the Skaian Defense Portals

Forgotten fact about Bec Noir?

Jackspers Noirlecrow

do you have a list of all the past mods of this blog

I mean, I can give you their mod titles, but as for them as people/their blogs I don’t really recall

Was rose a witch/practicing witchcraft?

In the religious/spiritual sense, not canonically

The faq isn't working for me either on mobile. It just takes me to your latest post

I’m gonna guess you have an android? That’s been a consistent issue for years. Just open whatever browser is on your phone and go to forgottenhsfacts.tumblr.com and use the links there.

The mods are so sarcastic sometimes you are literally Caliborn

I am literally Caliborn, we’ve been over this repeatedly

What does bucketphase mean?

Y’know Weaboos? That but for Homestuck.

When people submit facts through ask, do you post them? I'm asking because I sent an ask about Jackspers Noirlecrow (the name in particular) a while ago and I never saw it being posted. I might be wrong and I just didn't see it, but I doubt it. I check this blog everyday! Or maybe it didn't even send properly? I don't know, the fact you gave the anon just reminded me. Thank you for your time.

Sometimes we do, sometimes they might get buried, or if we already have it or if we don’t think it’s that forgotten we won’t. But usually stuff just gets buried.