July 2016

What was Jasper's secret

Here 

did Jade inherit the Betty Crocker company from her Grandfather?

She would have had )(IC ever died

Who / what is )(IC

Her Imperial Condescension 

What determines who will fly first as god tier? This takes time, right? Like you can't just wake up after dying and instantly fly, right??

You can fly as soon as you ascend

Sometimes I wish I could forget everything about Homestuck just so I could watch some of the more beautiful flashes again for the first time.

How old would everyone who survived the game and are now living in the new world be as of today?

The kids and trolls were 16 when they won, fast forward to this year they’d be 20/21. Dad’s probably in his early-mid 40s.

isn't the felt #1 itchy and not ichi. it said itchy during the felt comic on paradox space which was written by hussie.

It is. I misspelled it

Did Dave ever bleat like a goat for IRONICALLY HILARIOUS purposes?

No, but Brobot did

favorite caliborn fact?

forgottenhsfacts:

My personal favorite is the fact the he knows that his quest is to punish him and his hubris but he performs his menial tasks out of pure spite because he has an indomitable will. 

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I am drawing your beautiful tavsolsprite. Should I submit it when it's finished :0

Oh thank you! You can just tag us, i wouldnt want to miss it :3

Dave and Rose didnt have sex on derse right? Like thats not something thats implied or anything? (Was reading a fanfic that seemed pretty canon linear up to that point)

That definitely didnt happen. The only people in canon that its know tgey had the sex is Nanna and Poppop

Can lusii speak? And I mean not mentally, like out loud? Is it in "english"? Is it only to their troll?

No they cant speak. It was said them being turned into sprites was the first time the trolls could actually talk to them

What was wrong with the daves?

Absolutely nothing, its just that back in the day everyone and their grandma cosplayer Dave. There were just soo many of them at conventions.

you mentioned you were literally caliborn but i thought you were literally tavsolsprite

I myself am Caliborn.
Us mods as a collective are Tavsol

So.... How exactly do fuschiabloods like feferi come into existence? It's stated that the condesce would kill all heiresses as they pose a threat, so why would she create them? Also, who would she possibly pail with? Even a violetblood (dualscar) could be put to death for liking her. Is it a biological compulsion thing? Is she not immune to the imperial drones?

Well Feferi came by Meteor so the whole process doesn’t really count for her. But its likely that Heiresses pail before Condy comes and kills them supplying the slurry with enough fuchsia-y goodness to pump out another heiress down the line

What was Gamzee's planet & denizen?

His land was the LAND OF TENTS AND MIRTH, his denizen is unknown

Do you remember the sharpie case back in the day? Did it really happened or did someone made it up? It is something that's being bugging me since 2012-13

That happened as far as I know. What was fake though was the guy that said he named his kid John Karkat

Can we see all the pictures Caliborn drew?

What happened to Jadesprite? Did she die, go on the golden boat or something else??

She became Jade, thus the dog ears, y’know

what is the sharpie case? :0

Someone tried to dye their skin grey for troll cosplay using sharpies and vodka? I think. 

to the jadesprite anon: when someone goes godtier they become their dream self, since jadesprite was prototyped with dream jades corpse, she became jade when jade went god tier. jadesprite was also prototyped with bec, which is why godtier jade has dog ears and first guardian powers, since those also became her

This is in the faq too

would caliborn and calliope have different planet/denizens??

Likely same Planet, different Denizens

What does the [S] stand for in things like [S] Colide and etc

Is it okay to avoid someone who's kin with a character that triggers you?

You are asking the wrong blog my friend

Is it cheaper to alchemize a scaled down version of an item? I.E. if an item is 1 meter long and costs 100 grist, would it be cheaper to alchemize a .5 meter long version of that item for less than 100 grist?

Yes, as seen when John made the Fear No Anvil

Why is this blog so good?

What did john change his pesterchum handle to throw off the trolls? What was it before?

it was ghostyTrickster fitting the GCAT theme of everyone’s chum handles

mspaintadventures(.)com/?s=6&p=005391 Can Tavros control fire? How? I suspect it's because he's dead here and your dreamself can do things you normally can't.

He’s using something to make the fire. He says his Sick Fires are “UNHEALTHY INCENDIARIES” and an incendiary is a bomb or device designed to cause fire

What is the GCAT theme?

All chumhandles are a combination of those four letters which are the components of DNA, except for the Cali twins which is U standing for uracil, a fifth component mostly found in RNA

Didn't Terezi take her glasses she always wears from her FLARP outfit

Yes

What are mods?

it’s short for Moderator(n): a person who moderates an Internet forum or online discussion

How did Snowman's life become tied with the A Universe?

Doc Scratch 

are there only 12 Canon blood colors, or are there different shades of each color

12 canon colors with various hues in each one, also the outlier mutations

First of all: Don't get me wrong, I love black Dave fanart but isn't it canon that Dave is a pasty white albino dude?

Nope, not canon at all

where did March Eridan appear?

The March illustration from the Homestuck 2011 Calendar 

if you were a doom player, and had two dream selves, you ascend on your quest bed, would you be able to still use your leftover dream self? would they be like two different mindsets? or would both the dreamselves combine and get used with ascension?

One dreamself would die and the other would ascend

Is the fact that lusii have red eyes fannon or cannon?

Pyralspite has red eyes, that’s canon. The rest are fanon.

What is a patron troll?

A patron troll is the troll that helped each kid the most during their session

does damara ever call meenah "minna"?

だまらはぜんぜん’みんあ’をはなしません

can you give me a Davepetasprite^2? i find him/her adorable

Davepeta uses they/them pronouns

We know the timeline of the Crowbar?

Kurloz gave it to Gamzee either Gamzee gave it to Caliborn directly, or the crowbar was taken by Vriska during their trip on the Meteor, given to Jack English, then sucked into that blackhole which presumably lead to Caliborn’s session and once there Gamzee gave it to Caliborn, it’s unclear.

 Anyway, then Caliborn used it in his fight with Yogurtbooger, presumably gave it to Crowbar afterwards, then Spades Slick took it when he killed Crowbar and it was lost.  Possibly left in Felt Manor and jettisoned into the Furthest Ring when the Green Sun was created.

Are there any canon favorite foods?

Jade’s favorite fruit is the mandarin orange

Caliborn’s favorite is Meat and Candy

Jack’s is also meat

WV likes vegetables and anything green

What kinds of lisps are there that are similar to Sollux's?

Most of the fandom thinks he has a Interdental Lisp (pronouncing “s” and “z” as “th”)

But I always read it as a Strident Lisp (pronouncing “s” and “z” with kind of a whistle/hissing sound) 

Did all of the kids play a haunting refrain?

All the Beta kids did. Jake’s haunting refrain was his and Lil Hal’s love

I was wondering, is there anything in canon that shows what the diet of trolls are? Like they have sharp teeth and Nepeta goes hunting for her food which seems to imply that trolls are meant to be carnivores while humans are omnivores. I was wondering if there are anything in canon showing that trolls might not be totally carnivorous and I'm just forgetting it.

Well Equ is vegetarian and they have cotton candy which isn’t meat.. so trolls as a species are probably Omnivores

Why are the dreamers shoes different colors than their eyes? Like how Jade's shoes are pink and Jake's are blue? Is there any reason to this or is it random?

No one said dreamer shoes were the same color as their eyes

What is Jane's opinion on Gamzee?

Hussie said that a player's moon determines how their class is either active/passive. Could you elaborate on how exactly? Specifically (if you can) for a Knight on Prospit.

There shouldn’t be a correlation between the two things. Dirk, Kurloz, and Eridan are all Princes, Eridan and Dirk are Derse dreamers but Kurloz is Prospit. There are several other examples of this

Becquerel (the doog) is a boy, right?

Yes

This honestly started as a shower thought that started bugging me. So, if two women or two me were to put their DNA into the ectomachine, could they have a child, or is that still impossible?

I mean I’m no expert in ectobiology, but I don’t see why it wouldn’t make a kid.