im so sorry but just to make it absolutely clear, after john got calliborn's snaps he and the rest of the beta kids went to fight him and ended up getting sucked into the house juju right? sorry im not very good with all this crazy timeline bullshit. are they ever released from the juju?
Yes that is what happened/will happen as far as canon has shown us
wait how come people are saying "thanks for the gay jewish wedding?" is the jewish thing a headcanon? was the wedding displayed like a jewish wedding??? what??
I thinks it’s because the tricksters were carrying Rose and Kanaya on chairs similar to the Hora (I think that’s right correct me in the replies if it’s not) done at Jewish weddings. Whether you believe this to be a Jewish wedding or just tricksters being wacky is up to you.
Wait, what? What do u mean they didn't live through the 5000 years? What happened? I guess there was a big creators' return party... What did they do??
So I started following Homestuck four years back, at the start of high school for me, and sometime in 10th or 11th grade, I didn't keep up with it anymore. I've collected bits and pieces by all the posts in-tag, since I can't remember exactly where I left off. My question posed though is: should I feel bad for not understanding so much? For example, I don't understand jujus and their functions even though I was still reading when they were first mentioned... I just feel bad for not understanding
Dude it’s a story, a piece of fiction, like there is no problem in not knowing literally everything about it. Plenty of people don’t understand how things work or what they are in homestuck, explaining that shit is like 95% of what this blog does. So no, you shouldn’t feel bad.
i feel like u should probably stop saying that theyre gonna go fight caliborn as confirmed fact bc its really not more than a theory? like we only know this from something caliborn tells us, and hes not the most reliable source
But they are gonna fight Caliborn, they need to. In order for Lord English to exist they need to beat him up and jam him in Lil Cal. And Lord English exists already so therefore they will fight Caliborn. Or risk a doomed timeline.
They definitely will fight calliborn. But them getting stuck in the juju is not a guarantee. That can still stuff him in to lil cal without themselves getting trapped :)
But if they don’t get sucked into it then Caliborn won’t send it to the furthest ring for Vriska to eventually find and use against Lord English. And we know Vriska does those things, so the prior has to happen. And the house juju glows the beta kids aspects so they def got jammed in there.
What happened to nepeta, and eridan? AND PLEASE EXPLAIN GAMZEE
Well nep became part of Davepeta which is rad. Eridan is dead, presumably forever. And Gamzee also ends up dead after he and Caliborn fight the alpha kids.
I know you guys want happy endings for all your “babies”, but there are timeloops that need closed, events that are unavoidably going to play out, Caliborn’s masterpiece is going to happen, it needs to for Homestuck to exist the way it does. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way it’s gotta be.
I'm increasingly realizing that I'm the only person who interpreted John's "I'll do it..." snap as threatening to break his phone (which he then did do) rather then accepting Caliborn's challenge. Am I missing something or what???
Caliborn was baiting him to come fight him and play out the events that happened in his Masterpiece.
Besides the House Juju thing which is probably going to be resolved soon, are there any major time loops that still have a piece missing and/or are incomplete?
There’s the white frog in our banner, we don’t know who sent that.
We also don’t know who put the weapons in the lotus pod that Jake gave to Liv Tyler. Following in that, we don’t have the full timeline of the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.
I feel like I might be overthinking this, but the only thing that's technically unclear is Lord English v. the Beta kids, right? Like we know they smack around Caliborn. All the outer ring shenanigans and what not as well. I just don't know if there's a conclusion to the fight between the juju'd Beta kids and Lord English.
We don’t know exactly what the juju does against Lord English or whether or not the kids are actually released from it.
Speaking of the Mandela Effect, about a year ago everyone I asked remembered Vriska's god tier shoes as blue, including myself. We were totally blown away by this mass hallucination. Of course they're red, red shoes are her thing!
Yeah, she has orange boots. Rose’s and Aranea’s god tier shoes are blue thought so maybe that’s why.
Wait so could Jane possibly make a non godtier player immortal? Or will Rose have to be a widow if and when Kanaya dies? Cause that's not something I wanna think about
Jane can not make someone immortal. But Kanaya is also sort of undead? So who knows about her mortality.
Are Dirk and Jake a couple again or nah? And why did they break up in the first place? (btw love your blog)
It looks like they could be. They at the very least made up and are on good terms again. They broke up because Dirk was overly clingy/protective and Jake was distant and rushed into the relationship.
In reference to Rose's age, if she's a few months older than John, and it takes place sometime after John is 17, would it be a reasonable assumption to say Rose waited until she was human 18 to get married?
YOOOOO WHAT IF THE FIRST BLOOD A RAINBOWDRINKER DRINKS GIVES THEM THE LONGEVITY OF THAT BLOOD CASTE, SO KANAYA COULD LIVE INDEFINITELY WITH ROSE FOREVER
Good theory, for those of you that don’t recall the first blood Kanaya drank upon conversion was Feferi’s.
Wait couldn't Vriska steal all the luck again and then just follow Kanaya around and jump in the way of everything so that it miraculously misses her and doesn't hit Kanaya?
About Jane making Kanaya immortal, even if she could make someone immortal, it wouldn't work with Kanaya. When Jane was Crockertier, she said that using life powers on the undead kills them again.
Which was a bluff because we see Jane revive Kanaya in Collide
I've been out of Homestuck for a few years because all of the pauses and whatnot. I've forgotten a great deal but want to finish it so is it worth rereading and finishing?
Yeah man, reread that shit at your leisure, it’s better the second time
Excluding the Sufferer and Karkat, could any candy-red-blooded trolls have existed prior to SGRUB? or perhaps could they exist in a world like Hiveswap's? Also, if you have any knowledge on the matter, when does Hiveswap occur in canon? or is it its own separate canon?
Hiveswap occurs in the 90′s of B1 (john’s) Earth, I was to say 1994 more specifically but I’m not sure. And the Alternian portion happens a significantly long time before Hivebent. As for the candy bloods, it’s not entirely impossible that there were more.
Kanaya would have to feed on troll blood, and it'd probably have to be from one who's higher than her on the hemospectrum, most likely Terezi because she'd be the most willing, Vriska might let her but she'd probably charge her for it because she's like that
Okay but she’s also revered as a God by the Troll Kingdom, I feel like she wouldn’t have a problem opening a blood bank
fuck you. let people have happy headcanons about things that are not confirmed. let people believe their favorite characters survived. stop telling people to stop having fun
Okay, you can have your happy headcanons, that’s fine, I’m not saying you can’t do that. But when you ask me if X character is alive, I’m not going to say yes if they aren’t. I’m using facts and narrative themes/trends to answer. We don’t know if X character is alive, but given the amount of death in this comic coupled with the fact they were standing infront of a fucking Black Hole, it seems unlikely that they survived.
I have not said any character that was out in the Furthest Ring when it imploded is dead. I say it’s unknown, I say it’s unlikely that they’re alive. But I never give a definitive “no, they’re dead” because I don’t know, alright.
Karkat’s not immortal, he’s not, he’s gonna die someday. So is Terezi.
All the evidence points towards Caliborn’s masterpiece happening, which mean the Beta kids being trapped in that House Juju, it’s gonna happen. The Alpha kids being stranded on desolate far-future Earth, it’s gonna happen.
Like I get that you want your headcanon, and you can have them, please do. But when you ask me a question, don’t expect me to answer with bias. My answers are based off canon, and if that’s not what you want, don’t talk to me.
