August 2017

no more roxy discourse tonight, she has two wonderful gfs and lovs them v v much

Of course, Roxy loves Fefetasprite and Latula with all her heart, no doubt in my mind

Is it possible that horrorterrors from other sessions could create dreambubbles for their players too? Or is that pretty much unique to the universes we see in homestuck?

Possible, sure, but unlikely. Feferi had been interacting with a mini-horror terror (glubglub) her entire life so she could communicate with them better.

Also, I gotta say I really appreciate all the supportive messages people have been sending. I’m not going to post them all because I don’t want to take over your dash more than I already am, but thank you 👍

Wait???? Roxy and Latula???? Roxy has interacted with Latula in canon!?!?!? O: (or were you just joking?)

Just joking, they both have a similar “radical gamer girl” aesthetic to them and complimentary personalities so they make a nice crack ship (or at least I think so)

you want REAL discourse? Which HS character is the coolest?

“Cool” is a subjective idea and therefore can have no concrete universal answer, expcept for in this case when the answer is obviously Davepta due to them being an amalgamation between fandom sweetheart Nepeta Leijon and too-cool-for-school Dave Strider, and also a rad ass crow.

Is gamzee a good clown?

No such thing my dude

Was there a reason that gamzee took vriskas jacket?

Kurloz was the one that took it and it would likely be used in the creation of the Cairo Overcoat

What even happened to all the mods? Especially the originals

The original 4 (F, The Other One, L, and I think S? They didn’t last as long as the other three) just got tired of doing it, so in 2013 they passed the torch on to me and two others who stopped logging in after like a month, then there was Mod A who I recruited into the program like two years ago but they seem to have lost interest

Is mod A still alive/modding?

They never told me they were done modding and their personal is still active, it should be linked in the FAQ if you wanna go ask them what’s up

is Gamzee redeemable?

Look within your heart, there you will find the answer you seek

I've seen people saying that every breath player's outfit would feature a variation of the windsock hood, and that heirs generally don't own that particular design. It sounds like a neat headcanon, since a windsock sounds very specifically breath-player-ish, but I wondered if there is any canon evidance directly proving or disproving this headcanon. Any idea?

The long hood is for heirs not breath players in Ministrife we saw god tier mituna and rufioh (an heir and breath player respectively) mituna had the long hood, rufioh did not

Isn't biscuits juju that his oven can actually hold an infinite amount of space as shown when cyborg spades slick puts everyone in the oven (I don't know the page but it did happen in the comic)

Yeah his oven is very Tardis-y in that it’s bigger on the inside. But also like a tardis it let’s him travel through time, only into the future at a rate of 1 second per second

RIP Last remaining Mod.

I ran it solo for two years I can do it again

what's the gamzee discourse??? I really want to know.

Its the same as the Vriscourse only worse. Is Gamzee an evil character, or is he just a poor boy being manipulated by dark forces. And if he is an evil character he shouldn’t be held accountable for his actions for this and that reason.

why exactly did vriska blind terezi?

Because Terezi told Doc Scratch that Vriska had one of his cue balls which he made explode causing vriska to lose and arm and an eye

i strongly believe that Jake is not English. It's a common misconception because his last name is English. His island is located a couple of miles away from Australia, so he is, in fact, Australian. what do you think he is? English or Australian?

I headcanon him as Polynesian, but any and all other choices are equally as valid

Jesus Christ.

Do you feel that Gamzee was destined to kill his friends? Or was it just his daddy issues with his lusus leaving him?

He did it in multiple timelines so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How did John get that Vriska looking hammer (the one he used in s cascade)?

It was likely made using the Warhammer of Zillyhoo and the Fluorite Octet which Vriska gave him the code to make

do you personally think there's an Eridandiscourse or is he "pure evil"?

If there is an Eridan discourse it’s mostly people going “Eridan is a bad guy” and then people replying with “Okay, but he was doing it for X reason”, and then someone going 

and that’s basically that. Eridan isn’t as complex a character as Vriska or Gamzee so there’s not as much material to form an argument around. Plus he killed Feferi, a person he had been salty about not dating him for the entire story so there was less sympathy for him because it felt like something that could probably happen in real life (just with less white magic and lasers). That’s my interpretation of the matter at least

What is the first page chronologically?

Of homestuck? I think it would have to be when the Dolorosa found the Signless, not counting any split seconds in panels showing like the Frog Temple landing in the distant past.

What is the first page chronologically?

forgottenhsfacts:

Of homestuck? I think it would have to be when the Dolorosa found the Signless, not counting any split seconds in panels showing like the Frog Temple landing in the distant past.

Actually, it was probably when we saw Damara initiate the Scratch

better/more fun q: first page chronologically for all 4 sburb/sgrub containing universes?

Alpha Trolls: Damara initiating the Scratch

Beta Trolls: Dolorosa finding the Signless

Beta Kids: Bec landing on Earth.

Alpha Kids: I thinkkk it was when Jake found his dead Grandma

Again, not counting any split seconds of shit getting sent way back into the past. If I’m wrong feel free to let me know, this is just what I was able to dig up.

whos a good boy?????

Terry Kiser

I think the oven can actually stop time for whoever is inside of it, because CD put c4 in there and it didn't go off right away

You right

miss-serket:

v0idfire:

pro8lematic-f8ve:

miss-serket:

so, can we all agree to disregard forgottenhsfacts as a valid source for canon homestuck content forever? and just like, let them fade into obscurity? totally just blacklist the fuck out of them? great! from now and on theyre legally dead 

….

I’m afraid to ask what happened, but what happened?

They deny Jane and Roxy are anything but straight, deny roxycal (who went on a candlelight date) while treating davejadekat (hung out for 2 panels once) as Indisputably Canon, said there’s “no inherent problem” with dirk/roxy and that people who hate on it are assholes, just in general claim to be a source of “Unbiased Canon Facts” while being homophobic douchecanoes and pushing their het bs on everyone


They’ve been doing this shit for a while but kinda went off the deep end lately

They also have implied that they don’t think davekat is canon, i can understand that theyre pretty much just using davejadekat as a means to make it “more straight” instead of because they actually like it or care about poly relationships. 

they call lgbt+ people getting mad about their homophobia “yaoi fangirls”

i dont care what they do at this point, but theyre disregarded as being a good source for anything. homestuck is an lgbt+ webcomic, people with homophobic bias on it arent able to publish trustworthy information.

forgotten fact: they suck 

I implied DaveJadeKat was canon ONCE (I also implied CalliRoxy was canon in the same post but no one seems to want to bring that up) and then admitted I jumped the gun a few hours later.

Davekat is canon, but not out rightly stated to be, so if I say it’s canon I get yelled at me for not sticking to the facts

I was not calling lgbt+ people “yaoi fangirls”, I was listing different responses I have gotten in the past for claiming that John was straight ( a statement supported by canon). I did not intend for it to be taken as me calling lgbt people yaoi fangirls, I apologize that it came off as such.

I am not an unbiased source of information and never claimed to be, I try to keep my bias to a minimum but it does come through occasionally. Yesterday was not one of those days, I do believe Roxy is lgbt, but I was trying to stick to the facts and keep my own opinions out of it.

And I’m not homophobic, I am literally gay, like super gay. I literally do not give a shit what people are, you could be one of those really specific obscure sexualities that people make fun of all the time, and I would just be “you do you” because my life philosophy has been to let people do what they want as long as they aren’t hurting anybody.  Some anon who enjoys dirk/roxy is not hurting anybody. Literally no one is being hurt by this one rando ignoring canon to enjoy something. If a Homestuck movie or something came out and made Dirk straight then yeah, There’s some homophobic shit there, that’s bad, but some single individual person with no influence over others whatsoever’s opinion is literally not hurting anyone. I’m sorry if you feel otherwise.

I’m done talking about this and I don’t intend to ever discuss character sexuality, canon or otherwise on this blog ever again. Unfollow me if you want, that’s fine,but if you would please stop spreading half-truths about me I would greatly appreciate it. Have a good week.

Hey sorry but I'm unfollowing, the rumours completely made me leave. But hey if I ever see you and you're not doing what the rumours said then I'll follow again, for now this is farewell.

So long Space Cowboy

hey dont let all these weird discourse liars get you down! headcanons and canon arent the same thing and people need to understand that. you're doing a great job

I have been on tumblr for 6 years, running this blog for 4 and this is the first time I’ve been involved in like a serious discourse. I should have know it was unrealistic but I was really hoping I could avoid it forever.

Are we ever told what trolls eat?

They eat normal food like humans, with a few differences such as like grub based dishes

Does that mean that all trolls are cannibals?

No! Baby trolls are more specifically referred to as Wigglers. There are other grub species that are used for food and games and such

idk about you but didnt hussie once say that all ships are canon or something? i mean he couldve said that as a joke but i remember reading that statement somewhere

That was a joke like how in 2013 he banned shipping from the fandom entirely

We saw Xefros and Dammek eating some kind of Alternian pizza, but I think it's also implied that they're cannibals (at least sometimes) I mean, Grubsauce, beefgrub, grubs grubs grubs. Plus I mean, they're trolls. The stuff they're forced to do to survive might include eating someone of your kind. They also have milk, Faygo and TaB

And cotton candy, can’t forget that

Tell us something people forget about Aradia

She looks adorable in Dad Egbert’s Hat

why does everyone says roxy is bi and feels things for jane? like didnt she explicitly refused to kiss jane at some point? and i never watched her flirting with girs, but she did flirted with john, dirk and she even said she liked jake at some point. is there any reason why everyone says she likes jane more than just calling her hot?

forgottenhsfacts:

You also must realize when she refused to kiss Jane, Jane was dead and covered in blood.  And yes, we’ve never seen her flirt with girls before but also consider the only girls she’s interacted with are Her best friends Jane and Callie, Her ecto-daughter and her girl friend, bad guys (Grimbark Jade, )(IC, and Aranea), and Terezi who she only really talk about survival or John with.

Forgotten Tavros fact?

Tavros would talk to Jade a lot while she was asleep

what is the most alchamised item and what was its components?

They don’t usually alchemize something more than once so it would probably have to be the Perfectly Generic Object, it cost 2 Building Grist and has no components. John made a handful and Roxy appearified a bunch using her voidy powers

So, it's canon that Karkat is the youngest troll in his session, right? (Assuming that also makes Kankri youngest), is it ever stated who the oldest is, or would it be logical to assume their meteors arrived in order, making the Leijons oldest?

We have no idea if Karkat is the youngest. We can guess that based off it being his “birthday” when they played the game since that was the case with John. We don’t know the “birthdays” of any troll except Karkat.  Terezi and Aradia at least are older than him because they were also 6 while playing the game

Can you give us a forgotten Karkat fact?

Karkat has been called a Fuckass twice (once by John and Jade respectively). That’s half of all fuckasses in the comic if you weren’t aware.

Does that mean that all trolls are cannibals?

vangberg:

forgottenhsfacts:

No! Baby trolls are more specifically referred to as Wigglers. There are other grub species that are used for food and games and such

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Well they have an open can of canned wigglers in their kitchen in the Hiveswap trailer.
I would definitely see that as them being cannibals. 

Out of the Ancestors (not Dancestors) I think Rufoh/The Summoner is the youngest

Actually the Handmaid is the youngest ancestor landing hundred of sweeps after Karkat and company started playing the game