I'm a little confused as to how the hell your session even worked. I get that it was far from normal, even compared to all the other messed up ones, but that's about it. Something about playing planetary billiards??
I DONT KNOW WHAT BILLIARDS IS BUT HERES HOW MY SESSION WORKED. I HAD TO DO A BUNCH OF BORING SHIT WHICH LET ME TALK TO MY DENIZEN. HE GAVE ME TWO CHOICES ONE THAT WAS STUPID AND THAT I WOULD NEVER CHOOSE AND ONE THAT LET ME CONQUER WORLDS AND KILL THING. AFTER I PICKED THE OBVIOUS CHOICE SKAIA EXPLODED INTO FIFTEEN PLANETS. I HAD TO CONQUER EACH ONE IN ORDER EXCEPT I HAD TO SAVE THE EIGHTH ONE FOR LAST FOR SOME REASON. EACH PLANET HAD A TIME LIMIT THAT GOT SHORTER AS I WENT FROM ONE PLANET TO ANOTHER. THEY ALSO HAD MINIONS THAT GOT STRONGER AS I PROGRESSED AS WELL. TO CONQUER THE PLANET I HAD TO GO TO ITS CORE AND GET A CUEBALL BOMB WHICH I HAD TO USE TO LAUNCH THE PLANET INTO THE BLACK HOLE. AND EVERY TIME A CONQUERED A PLANET I GOT A MINION GUY WITH A COLORED HAT MOST OF THEM WERE PRETTY USELESS. AFTER I DESTROYED ALL THE PLANETS MY HOME TURNED INTO THE LAND OF COLORS AND MAYHEM AND EVENTUALLY I’ll TAKE MY PUPPET MINIONS AND KILL YALDBOOB FOR WHICH I WILL BE GIVEN IMMORTALITY FOREVER AND THE ABILITY TO KILL WHATEVER I WANT.