May 2015

While we're at it, Vriska is totally black for Jake and you all know it.

No, she’s just a massive dick. That level of insult and dismiss is very much abuse which isn’t what a kismesitude is.

Is the sudden h8 generated for vriska justified. She did one bad thing and suddenly she's the worst person ever, because Jake is a little bitch who needs to step the fuck up.

Now the answer to this is a double wammy so hold on tight.
Part of the hate is because this is exactly how Vriska has always been and keeping her alive in this timeline was supposed to allow her to go through the redemption arc she was cheated out of before. So after the time skip everyone was excepting her to be better and then she goes and kicks Jake into the metaphoric dirt for no reason when Jake was already the lowest he’s ever been. It was really uncalled for and peeps are disappointed that she didn’t change.

And for your info, that “little bitch” has gone through a break up, got yelled at by his good friend, got turned into a trickster, DIED, was taken prisoner by his good friend and told he was stupid and only good for his looks and making children, was objectified by the brain ghost of his ex-boyfriend and had his suffering ignored by the same ghost who told him to just man up, then he had to deal with Roxy’s death all in one day. And now he’s surrounded by a group of strangers. He’s literally never been around that many people before, let alone people he doesn’t know. He’s freaking out. He’s suffering from some straight up social anxiety. Tavrosprite comes up and tries to comfort him and Vriska tells him to ignore Tavros and that he’s worthless. So yeah, the h8 on Vriska is justified.

do you think dirk will arrive at the meteor (or whatever is this place theyre sitting rn)?

Right now they’re on a platform underneath Skaia and yes, Dirk will arrive soon as mentioned by Rose here.

SO rose just got her own version of davesprite, Given Terezi's body is also on Johns Planet, could there possibly be two terezis (Terezai plural?) at some point.

If somone prototypes her then yes there could be two Terezis. 

Edit: Terezi’s body is on Lopan not Lowas and John only brought Lowas with him so no Terezi cannot be prototyped.

Has there been any panels that show how rosesprite looks like? Or anything that shows a canon look?

You can see her on this page. 

So the latest update... who do you think should be asigned to deal with which villains?

Oh boy okay, here we go.

Condesce: Trolls are off limits here since she can control them so I’m guessing John and Roxy as they could both easily dodge her attacks (John by turning into Breath and Roxy by turning intangible), maybe Dirk when he shows up.

Spades Slick: Karkat due to his past relationship with Slick and Jake cause he’s not in the right mental place to get into a serious rumble right now.

For the Dogs: Rose and Tavrosprite.  Tavrosprite may be able to commune with them using his psychic abilities and Rose using her advanced Seer powers would likely be able to predict teleporting.  Again though, like Vriska said, PM wants to beat up Bec Noir so Tavros and Rose might just be there to assist.  Maybe bring the Mayor too, idk.

Jack English: This guy needs tough fighters to brawl with him so  Dave, Terezi and Kanaya, maybe Dirk when he shows up, I’m not sure where to put him.

Jane will obviously be hopping  all over the place, and I feel like Arquius will stick with her to provide protection.  If not, I’d give him to Jack English because who’s tougher the Arquius?

I think Jaspersprite will stay with Jade because if Jade wakes he could instigate her into chasing him again and keeping her away from the Condesce.

This is all speculation, and I’ll probably end up being way off, but who knows

So is the Callie in her trollsona a fake Calliope? Or is it because they're in a dream bubble and weird stuff happens in dream bubbles? I am so confused?

Trollsona Callie is our Calliope, the one we’ve known and seen for years. The other one is a Calliope from an alternate timeline where she predominanted instead of Caliborn. And now their ghosts are meeting.