I'm going to punch a bear. No... I'm going to punch ALL of the goddamn bears! Just look at them, being furry assholes all day! Well, have fun being honey eating jerks when I'm too busy punching them to death! And the best part is, there's nothing you can do about it! MWHAHAHAHA!
-Mod L
Not that stupid. at least their topics vary in content and are not just about who is and isn't a buddy
You obviously didn’t look long enough.
-Mod L
i ship mod l X Me
-Mod L
You have achieved sass tier congratulations.
-Mod L
Sorry, I was the one who submitted the bear thing. I was just curious to see if it would actually be answered. :3. Now for a serious question, why did you choose that Gamzee gif for the sidebar?
I’m not the one who made the blog.
You’d have to ask Mod F when she comes online.
-Mod L
The mods on this blog aren't pretentious prickholes like the mod of that blog, though.
-AH HEM-
You do realize that both of those mods follow this blog and are affiliated with us, right?
-Mod L
Did you know? Watching something something you are in the fandom of is known as taking Blahagahaff. Ask your doctor about the side effects before taking Blahagahaff. Blahagahaff's side effects may include BAAAAAAAAGH, BAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA, and compulsive HAGAHAGAHAGAHAGA. No I don't know.
-Mod L
Goodie goodie for them. Then, I should specify. The mods on this blog aren't pretentious dickholes like The Batman on that blog.
-Mod L
well SOME anon's got a grudge
-Mod L
If it's any consolation, Batman's my favorite.
The Batman: Mod L’s source for gifs since however long ago he found that blog
-Mod L
Whatever man fuck *those* mods. Fuck them tenderly and slowly. Aw yeah.
-Mod L
Can you make that random ask rebloggable? The one where they were talking about some gibberish word like it was some depression medication.
Sure thing, friend.
Just give me a minute.
-Mod L
Are we supposed to know the mods' identities? I'm pretty sure I can tell who Mod L is.
No. It’s a huge secret.
It’s not like we have an FAQ page that outright says who we all are.
Nope.
-Mod L
MOD L IS A DOOD???
It seems like everyone thinks otherwise.
-Mod L
mod l isnt a dude or a chick. mod l is a robot.
A lamp, but you were close.
-Mod L
youre a bunch of faggot ass pieces of shit
You can’t even comprehend how much money you need to put into the swear jar now.
-Mod L
wait wait wait are you not a female?
Nope, I have male genitalia.
Why is your gender suddenly a big deal? :?
It’s really not but considering how I made a big deal out of the fact that The Batman is a girl, they can make a big deal out of how I’m a guy.
-Mod L
cool
Well it was cool cool, it was just all cool~
Now it's over for me and it's over for you~
I believe the world is burning to the ground~
Oh well I guess we're gonna find out~
Let's see how far we've come~
Let's see how far we've come~
I love that song.
-Mod L
having male genitalia doesn't make you a guy
OH GOD LET’S NOT START THIS
-Mod L
Guys, lay off of him. If he wants to identify as male, STOP ASKING HIM ABOUT. YEESH. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE. I BET MOST OF YOU ARE CIS SCUM. STOP LABELING PEOPLE. (Did I social justice right?)
-Mod L
I think it may have gotten to the point in the evening when, for the sake of your own sanity, it's time to stop talking to anons.
I’m starting to agree
-Mod L
I ship Mod L and The Batman.
She probably won’t be happy to hear that.
-Mod L
Remember when this blog was about forgotten Homestuck facts?
NOPE.
-Mod L
Hey, I submitted a fact about Nepeta that I haven't seen published, is it queued or did it not go through/was something wrong? :3
Chances are, it’s probably deep in the queue. Tell me what the fact was? I can tell you what happened to it. If it was deleted, it was probably because we already have it.
-Mod F
OH NO I JUST REALIZED YOU'RE ALL JOKING AROUND SORRY I JUST FOUND THIS BLOG TODAY RFGHBJKJHGFRDEFGHJK FORGIVE ME.
Haha no problem, It’s ok, I understand that feel. :)
-Mod F
You said no more asks, but this is about one of the facts posted on this blog. Terezi and Sollux were talking about Dave, not Eridan. I don't think anyone ever called Eridan an "insufferable prick".
We know, we are just too lazy to fix it. Please stand by.
-Mod F
Mod L tripped along booty. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mod F, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a booty hopping along, carrying a booty in its mouth. Mod L was almost booty when he came across a booty cake, lying alone on a booty plate. "That must be a treat from my booty bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked booty, so he ate it.
It gave him the most booty tingling sensation in his booty. “How unusual!” he said and continued tripping to see Mod F. When Mod F came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over. “What is it?” Mod L cried booty. “Your booty! And your booty!” Mod F said. “They’re booty! Can’t you feel it?”
Mod L felt his booty and his booty. They were indeed quite booty. “Oh, no!” Mod L said. “I’m a woman!” He, or rather, she started to cry. “It must have been that booty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?” “I didn’t leave you any cake,” Mod F said. “I got you a booty. It must have been that booty man who lives nearby. He acts a little booty, ever since he booty a booty.” “But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed.
“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed. “Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Mod F said booty, “but I actually prefer women. And I think your booty is really booty like that.” “Really?” Mod L dried her tears. Mod L kissed Mod F and it was an entirely booty sensation, Booty booty booty booty rockin’ Everywhere
They spent the night having entirely booty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.
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I- I dont know how to respond to this.
6/10, needs more booty
-Mod F
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The funny part is that I don’t like booty.
-Mod L
Mod F, Mod L, and the other one are all part of my OT3. congrats on the hot homestuck cosplay threesome pls choose ur characters
“the other one”
-Mod L
mod a is now the other one.
It’s canon.
-Mod L
That post you made saying Terezi thinks both Eridan and Sollux are cool, using screenshots. Uh, you realize she was talking about Dave, right? And so was Sollux?
Yes but we are too lazy to fix it.
Moving on.
-Mod F
Dear Mod F, We are pleased with thy work. Thou mayst continue. --Princess Luna
Luna, I-
-Mod F
why does mod a never show his/her/its face
I don’t know, go ask him?
-Mod F
Yes, Mod A here. Hi, hello, good to see you with my face, which I’ll admit has been absent for a chunk of time but I am DONE SHEDDING MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND am here for proper good now. :|
-the other one
submission: uu's real name is caliborn, and he and calliope, his greenblooded sister, share the same body.
Wow is this really forgotten? Have you SEEN the fandom lately?
-Mod F
Too lazy to just go edit Eridan to Dave? e-e Plus there are 3 of you... Are you ALL lazy, then?
Yes, yes we are…
Don’t judge us ok.
Maybe I should just delete that one. OTL
-Mod F
you should edit it so it says forgottenhslies
-Mod F
Would you kindly be my friend?
I already am.
That gif was relevant.
Trust me.
-Mod L
It hasn't been confirmed that Caliborn is Lord English
Ok.
-Mod L
ooc: omgod you keep having msparp chats at times I'm not on I'm gonna cry
We are still on. :)
http://msparp.com/chat/OOCwithvriska
There is only two of us though now OTL
-Mod F
On this blog one of the facts was something along the lines of "Doom players need to go blind to fulfil their aspects" or something along those lines, and then there was a quote from Sollux. But Sollux refers to himself as the "Prophet" of Doom. Do you think this is meant to address all Doom heroes, mages, or just Sollux? /post/28229144515/all-heroes-of-doom-go-blind (I don't mean to haggle, but Doom is a hard aspect to work with, as so far there is only one Doom player)
Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
I don’t know, I know as much as you do on this one.
We’ve gotten so many messages about this one and I don’t know. I just don’t know. Ok? Ok.
-Mod L
Troll lips are naturally black! /?s=6&p=004226 for the source, the entire mspa link goes before the slash. Dunno if this has already been submitted or not but thought it seemed relevant.
I would love to make that into a fact but I know that there will be far more people questioning the blogs sanity than it’s really worth.
-Mod L
Troll have pee pee parts. Source: me
-Mod L
Are there meteors surrounding Alternia that are full of buildings? Because I remember they said something like that.
I’m not sure.
Good thing I’m rereading the comic. I’m up at the part where Jade is introduced.
-Mod F
last night was alot of fun are we gonna do it again tonight?
Sorry, I might not be able to, I actually have a lot going on tonight, so yeah, sorry.
-Mod F
ooc: holy shit I click on yer msparp link and no ones on and the log has smut wtf did I walk into
You walked in on the Homestuck fandom.
Nothing more needs to be said.
-Mod F
so do you think your gonna do it tonight? my connection couldnt handle all the pepole
Nope probably not tonight, sorry. :P But tomorow night, now there’s a different story. I will DEFINATELY be on tomorow night!
-Mod F
Dear Mods F, L, and A, You do good work here. Keep it up. Signed, Princess Cadence <3
Oh Cadance, I-
Why would the best pony compliment US?!
We suck.
-Mod F
Dear Princess Cadence, can you hide me for a few days? i think i may have accidentally left a few of my writings in the open because rarity's really scared of me now... i hope she's okay... ~Fluttershy
tumblr user t3r3z1-just1c3 i believe u missed the party
That they did.
-Mod F
man some of these pepole are missing the hot strippers and sex. sucks to be them
I- I’m just gonna leave this here.
-Mod F