August 2012

Why can't people just appreciate that y'all created this blog omg I like all the facts a lot and even the "unimportant" ones are pretty fun little tidbits. People need to quit whining.

Your kind words are appreciated.

And, on this note, I will not be posting any more asks regarding the irrelevancy issue at this time.

Thank you all for you patience, please watch your step as you exit the vehicle.  

-the other one

Wow, disregarding basic writing rules. That is so hardcore and edgy! You are an inspiration, truly.

Yeah because CLEARLY it’s not one of those ‘whichever you want is fine’ things.  Clearly.

-the other one

You should change your name to the sassy one, instead of the other one.

I do not believe that to be the will of the Prophets.  

-the other one

Why is your blog getting so much shit. I love your blog.

And it loves you too.

-the other one

Are you on a typewriter? No? Then it isn't. You just look like your space bar is broken.

Oh, have I offended you with my personal typing choices?  I’m so sorry.  But you’ll just have to put your grown-up pants on and suck it the fuck up.

-the other one

Actually the prophets would very like that name change!!

Well tough, because I’m not Bajoran.  The wormhole aliens do not govern my name choices.

[And with this, I bid you all farewell.]

-the other one

so are you mod failure and mod loser or are those your initials for your firstnames

Considering how much this blog sucks, I guess Mod Failure and Mod Loser makes a whole lot of sense.
But no, in reality it stands for Mod Fonix and Mod Lamp.

-Mod F

Since when did this blog suck.

Ever since a 15 year old girl who has no idea what she is doing started this blog.

-Mod F

With your ask responses blocked, this blog is finally tolerable to follow again. Wish I had noticed the tag sooner.

Wait, you have the asks blocked?

So that means I can put literally anything here and you won’t see it.

Hm.

Damn that felt good.

-Mod L

I don't get all of these complaints. I like the ask responses and all of the asks. :/

Eh, I can get why they may annoy some people, after all this blog is supposed to be for facts. Granted I rather like being able respond to questions and general comments like I do, it makes it feel like the blog has some personality to it, you know?

-Mod L

I JUST WENT BACK 27 PAGES TO SEE THE OTHER ONE POST. YOU'RE WELCOME.

You probably could have saved yourself some time by going through the Mod L tag.

-Mod L

But it was worth it! you're all so funny!

AHAHAHAHAA.

I am the opposite of true humor.

But thanks anyway

-Mod F

mod f ilu

And I love you too!!
And I wrote a fanfic about me and u bb. <3

“Mod f, ilu” Whispered the anon, blushing hard. Mod F squirmed and turned beet red, along with the anon. “I-it’s not like I like you or anything, B-baka,” Mod F tenderly said with an anime like demeanor. “L-let’s have hot yaois now. P-please, I need you!”
And then they fucked.

-Mod F

Unf

-Mod L

Honestly I can see where the blocked ask anon is coming from. You guys can sound really rude and abrasive at times and you have a bad tendency to feed the trolls. It's your blog and you can do what you want blah blah blah, but nobody wants to hang out with that kid who complains and insults everyone all the time. Worth thinking about, anyway.

I can’t speak for the other mods but the reason why I let a lot of hatemail go through is because I wait for people to be rude just so I can tell them off. I know that’s really stupid but I’ve had to sit and listen to too many extremely stupid people run off their mouths and be physically incapable of doing anything to make them shut up. I have so much built up hate for people like that I desperately look for an outlet for it. I know it’s not the best way to deal with people or the best way to run a blog but I just need it sometimes, you know?

Eh, probably not.

-Mod L

OMG i'm so sorry I didn't know you weren't taking facts on her quirk it wasn't in the rules thing and I haven't seen a post on it and I know a lot of people forget and type in all out leek for her. Again I am so sorry like super sorry please please please don't be mad at me. I'm sorry

Relax friend, no harm done.

It’s just we get that submission a lot and it strikes me as way to obvious to post.

-Mod L

roxy likes to drink fruit loops did you know

-Mod L

tru e fakt daev lieks jadez butt source: mspaintadventures(.)com/?s=6&p=003831

…how the hell do I not remember that flash

I’m sorry, I know I’m not giving you a snarky response but seriously HOW DO I NOT REMEMBER THAT FLASH

-Mod L

Who keeps sending you these joke facts?

Damn I like your icon.

Anyways, I’m not really sure. It’s probably just some folks who think they’re funny, which don’t get me wrong some of these are amusing but I’ll be damned if they don’t get a little annoying sometimes.

-Mod L

I love this blog! Both mods are doing a great job, and it would be a shame to see you leave. But it's your choice, after all. I like knowing little interesting things from earlier in the comic.

*All three mods

And It’s just been coming really close lately, sometimes the people/anons get really… well stupid sounds mean, but it’s true.

I might just take a short Hiatus soon.

-Mod F

My apologies, I've only ever seen Mod L and F.

It’s funny because they’re around so little everyone forgets they exist.

-Mod L

shut up and just make more facts

What’s that?

Keep answering stupid questions that are completely irrelevant to this blogs main content?

Well I thought you’d never ask!

-Mod L

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how not to run an ask blog. Good idea, but awful mods that are rude and just royal jackasses. Gj.

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, allow me to show you how not to give criticism.

Now, as you can see from this fine specimen here, someone seems to have a problem with the way that we run our blog and has decided to message us about it. However they seem to have forgotten to take a few things into account before sending this to us.

1) They have failed to specify what makes us awful.

It’s ok to have opinions but if you’re going to submit a complaint you better be able to state some specific examples if you don’t want to get ignored.

2) Instead of being constructive they opted to simply insult us.

You should really be more constructive with your criticism instead of just opting to tell us that we’re jackasses. By calling us jackasses you’ve removed any chance of us taking anything that you say into serious consideration. Try again.

3) You’re telling me what I already know.

I know that I’m about as rude as a person can get, please tell me something that isn’t blatantly obvious.

4) Thinking that we would take this seriously with the way that oyu worded it.

If you claim that we are indeed “awful, rude, and royal jackasses” why did you think that we would actually listen to such a comment? That seems like some pretty flawed logic there, friend.

If you feel like trying again don’t hesitate to do so.

-Mod L

To be honest you can either a. Block the asks, they tag them, or b. don't pay attention to them if they bother you. It's not very hard to scroll past it if you don't like it.

-Mod L

leave mod L alone, for all we know, this could be L, the guy who eats cake all day and thinks Light is Kira. or L could just be a codename for their real name, either way Mod L is a good person

Both of these things are distinct possibilities.

-Mod L

You actually do tend to miss the tags for about 30-40% of the asks that you answer. Could you try to keep up with that more, so it's easier to block them please?

I always tag the asks.

Granted I can be a little slow on the draw if I’m answering them in rapid succession.

I’ll try and do better at that.

-Mod L

hi mod l. i really hate to contribute to the whole ask shenanigans deal, but i just wanted to say, couldn't you just turn off anons and have everyone just get the fuck over it??? seems pretty simple to me. oops that was kind of rude, sorry. but anyways, just tell them to deal.

I don’t really like that option because people typically use anon for good and not evil.

I did however just remember that you can click the little block button on anonymous messages and it’ll keep them from sending in, and I may or may not have “accidentally” just done that, and I may or may not have sarcastically said “oops” after doing so.

-Mod L 

Your anons kind of need to get over themselves. If they like the concept of a blog, but not the mods, they can just unfollow and make their own blog to run the way they want to. It's a lot more productive than whining to mods that don't care.

I couldn’t agree more.

-Mod L

you guys could do a separate account for asks. :U sorta like what socially unacceptable art does. that way, people who like the asks can follow that account, people who don't don't have to wade through the asks, and you guys don't have to stop answering asks. i do have to admit, even with tumblr savior, it gets tedious to have one content post for every ten ask replies.

First off, I must thank you for not being rude about it, this is how we can actually take things seriously.
And, I have actually thought about it, considering we have gotten multiple suggestions on doing so. I honestly don’t like the idea too much, and I realize that it might be a bit annoying to sift through asks, but I just have no motivation.

Sorry.

-Mod F

Once upon a time, Mod L and Mod F sang METAL SONGSS BECAUSE THEY WERE AREWON=ME LIKE THAT AND THN MOD A WAS LIEK LOLNOPE SO MODL AND MOD F STARTED SINGING REALLY ASWESOM VOCALOID ROCK MUSIC AND THN THE WRODL IMPLODED TWICE FROM AWESOMENESS AND THEN MOD L AND MOD F HAD HOT YAOI SEX AND IT WAS THE BEST BREAKFAST EVER The end.

Thanks

-Mod F

hey this is probably a useless ask but two questions one you guys ok and two i ship you all

1) Yeah we’re fine

2) You wouldn’t be the first.

-Mod L

What was the shipping ask that said something about one of the Mods being a dominatrix?

WHAT

-Mod L

They probably got the wrong blog. Batman's totally a dom.

I’m not going to deny that that sounds incredibly true but…still

-Mod L

wait a second what blog does batman run

hs-pet-peeves, and it’s The Batman.

-Mod L

Well that's good because I felt uncomfortable throwing Fonix in there anyways. Fonix can go to Fonixland where she can't hear the noise of the two of you doing unspeakable things.

-Mod L

someone said nepeta was autistic which i remember hearing. is that a true fact? would you know? or idk just thought id point it out.

It was never confirmed in the comic, and until it is, it is just headcanon.

So no, it is not true.

EDIT: Karkat calls her autistic, but it was just an insult.

-Mod F

just curious, is there any specific reason a lot of todays facts are about gamzee or is it just coincidence

Merely a coincidence, haha.

-Mod F

thank you for that last fact because it was never really clear to me i feel extremely enlightened (and im not being sarcastic)

No problem there, friend!!
-Mod F 

Hugs ur face.

Thanks.

I needed that

-Mod F

IT"S THE TAVPOCALYPSE RUn

-Mod L

tAVMAGEDDON

-Mod L

How many facts do we have heading our way at the moment, boss? :O

Well the queue has posted everything for the day.

There are 28 things in it right now.

-Mod L

I'm like 90% sure the Tavpocalypse is something I'd like to be a part of but then the other 10% of me is going like "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS ENTAILS ASIDE FROM TAVROS" and I'm lost help please

I can’t help you with that.

Just, embrace the Tavpocolypse.

How can I be Tavros when I am already Tavros?

-Mod F

hi fhsf i need help my cousin is being a typical homestuck weeb can this be solved with vigorous anal fisting

-Mod L

"don’t you know not to follow unquality blogs?" is that so? yOU JUST LOST A FOLlower

Good!!
We don’t need followers like you!
I would use Tumblrstalkr to see who you are, but for some reason it’s not loading properly, right now.

-Mod F

Well that was a rude anon.

Thanks I didn’t notice.

But yes, yes they were!

-Mod F

Dirk Strider does NOT wear finger-less gloves. Bro Strider does.

Gee friend, we sure would love to make that into a fact but if you looked at our submission guildlines then you would know that any facts about personal appearances would fly about as well as a lead balloon; and I mean a balloon made out of solid lead, not like the thin lead one they made on mythbusters that was capable of flight.

-Mod L

Why no appearance facts?

Because, if we let any facts about appearances through people will get all up in our grills about how everything appearance wise is presented subjectively so everyone can have their own headcanons.

-Mod L

Where is your next button I cannot find it U_U

It’s on the left underneath some text, you can’t miss it.

-Mod L

Even if it's obvious when the appearance is not subjective? Like for example, John has a green slime ghost on his shirt?

I dunno

I’m not the one who made the rule.

-Mod L

What if there is TEXT PROOF of an appearance fact?

I’m fairly certain we’ve shot down appearance facts with backing like that before.

-Mod L