August 2012

Sassy Gay Vriska is the best Vriska. It's canon. Source: Mod F.

I am sassy gay vriska, I am the only good Vriska out there.

Im kidding, Vriska is my favorite character I love her ;A;

-Mod F

patron trolls? (if it hasn't been awnsered already ._.)

Well, much to my dismay, I’m a Taurus.

I’m sure the other mods will chime in with theirs soon enough.

-Mod L

How long do submissions take to get through?

Well it depends on what you mean by “get through.”

If you mean making it out of the queue, it depends. We have 27 things in their right now so it could take a while; but if you ever want me to bump something up for you I have no problems doing so.

-Mod L

This blog is mostly a fight between all the mods. It's pretty funny and that's why I stick around. The Homestuck facts are a bonus.

>Implying that I haven’t already won.

-Mod L

Is Mod L WarpedLamp?

Damn.

If only we had an FAQ that answered this question…

-Mod L

whenever i see "mod l" I always read it "model".

I’m a mod l you know what I mean~

And I do my little turn on the catwalk~

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah~

I do my little turn on the catwalk~

-Mod L

YO DAWG YOUR ART BE MAD YO

Please direct this comment to someone who actually deserves it.

-Mod L

iM PEE THE CATWALK THING WAS TOO MUCH soo, this blog is run by sassy gay vriska, a model, and the other one. hm. interesting.

-Mod L

mod f is my favorite

TAKE THAT HOMESTUCKSONDA.

I kid I kid, and I love you too, Anon. ;A;

-Mod F

Hey Mods L, F, Other One, you guys should each draw a picture of your fave character! I'd love to see your art!

Tavros and Vriska are both my favorites, okay, I cant choose one, but I decided to draw Tavros. ;A;

CHECK YOUR PRIVELEDGES MOD L TAVROS IS THE SHIT.

Also a quick scribble on photoshop, ok? I forgot to color his pants, oops and i purposely didnt color the wheelchair im lazy ok

-Mod F

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So we’re all going to get to wittness the extent of my lazyness: here’s a picture I drew two months ago because I don’t feel like drawing right now and this is my only picture of Sollux.

sollux motherfucking captor

-the other one

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The only downside of sleeping until 4PM is that I miss out on doing things like this in a timely manner.

Check it yo.

-Mod L

Since Jake's dreamself is dead, does that mean he's lost his chance as god tier?

Oh… Hm… Well… Maybe?

But, that WAS in Jane’s dream after all.. Hmm.. WHO KNOWS.

EDIT: Oh yeah, don’t forget Jades dreambot!!

-Sassy Gay Tavris Mod F

We've seen people with dead dreamselves godtier before though

I know, I edited that post! :)
-Mod F

Don't you hate it when you step away from Homestuck for one Disney-esque villain song on the balcony and then come back to find that everything's gone to hell.

Yes. That’s the worst feeling.

-Mod F

It says on page 004154 that First Guardians can't be told what to do. However, we've seen gCat being controlled by the Condesce and Bec by Tavros. Thoughts?

Wow, I’ve actually been thinking about this. First ask in a while that actually made me think pretty hard. Maybe the guardians were like, I don’t know how to put it, “off guard” a little, so to speak. So they could be controlled? Oh wait, or maybe if like, you are in a panic or NEED something done (like, how an Adrenaline rush would affect a human.) They could control the guardians.

-Mod F

I think they mean "told what to do" in a narrative sense. I think characters in the story can tell them what to do just fine. You just can't boss them around from outside the story. Because we've also seen Tavros control normal guardians, which is something that was said to be impossible in-story.

Oh, good! I'm not the only one confused by this then!. I suppose that would explain it... I guess, maybe, it's just another detail that slipped out of Andrew's memory? He's said that happens on occasion. An explanation would still be nice, though.

Yeah, Andrew HAS said a lot that the comic is so huge, so not everything can be remembered.

Much like me and this blog.

-Mod F

do you tag your asks??? because its completely fine to answer asks, but i think you should tag them just in case theyre a wee bit dash floody

Yeah, we do. :D

fhsf ask

-Mod F

I dont know if I missed something later on, but on page 003779 Bro find Dave in the meteor and is "prepared for the occasion with a small pair of outrageously awesome shades." Did he know he was going to find Dave?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he knew he was going to find Dave.

-Mod F

All of the guardians were supposedly aware of their charge and the playing of sburb ahead of time, but I can't recall why. One of them had a bunch of newspaper clippings and stuff about them.

i like to think that skaia gives guardians of those destined to play sburb a ton of knowledge and power, sort of like the sprites, so they can protect them until they enter and know what to do until then

I guess that makes sorta sense, for a good headcanon.

-Mod F

Fact: half the things that go on in Homestuck is true legit magick.

Thanks

-Mod F

|(´◉◞౪◟◉) i like your butt

I like yours, Bby. ;D *wonk*

-Mod F

I thought these were "forgotten HS facts" and not "what you probably read in the text"? Most things posted are obvious from the text (like John wishin a burglar steals the harlequinns or the 'Karkat & Sollux fell down the stairs'? It's written on the page, we noticed)... I am not blaming mods, but I think the submissions could be filtered? Maybe for a submission (even though it's what I said)- "Sollux woke up on both Derse and Prospit. His Derse Dreamself took over his body though." /NotToBeMean

No no, this isn’t mean or rude in the slightest! This is pretty tame, comparing to some shit we get here!

And a LOT of things are read over, so a lot here gets accepted, as long as it’s relevant to this blog, of course. And, I’m not sure as to EXACTLY what you are getting at? Sorry, I just, don’t really understand your complaint. But, yeah!

-Mod F

Okay, here's something I've been thinking about (and this theory is probably out there somewhere already), but remember when Gamzee gave all those bottles of blood to Jane? A lot of people have kind of written that off as a random thing that will never be mentioned again and Jane probably tossed the potions directly after. But I'm not so sure. Remember when Roxy bottled Rose's ectoslime with her fetch modus? I'm thinking maybe bottled essence of character will become important at a future time.

In my head, I’m pretty Damn sure they are going to be important later on, somehow.

-Mod F

The anon doesn't know what he's talking about. He's saying that everyone should know these facts because they're written in the texts. But he doesn't realize that the text is the only thing we have next to the pictures, and we do overlook and forget small things.

i need to ask this because it bugs the hell outta me; did john EVER call karkat kar?

Nope! I just went on the MSPA search function, and I looked up “Kar” and the only thing I found was the actual word “Karkat” from John. Hope this helps!
-Mod F

Is it just me who wonders if Faygo has troll blood in it..

Haha I doubt it, but knowing Gamzee you just never know.

-Mod F

I can't get to the buttons to go a page back/forward anymore ;;

I’ve gotten a number of complaints about this. Sassy Gay Tavris, to the rescueee!

-Mod F

hey i'm gonna submit this from my homestuck blog because i feel it helps! none of the kids are called by their names, but only by their handles, until they're officially introduced! hussie writes little notes on the bottom of the pages in the actual, printed homestuck volumes - i don't have the books so i can't tell you the page number, but it's in there! (you can also check on the search page if you're skeptical) :) !

Casually leaves this here.

-Mod F

I know it's not a forgotten HS fact, but there's a surprisingly number of people who don't know that Faygo is an actual soda. From Detroit. Since 1907.

Oh wow, do people really not know that it’s real?! I LOVE Faygo, like, I can’t get enough of it.
I am dissapoint.

I think there’s something called fanta, or something that’s really similar to faygo or something.

-Mod F

Yeah I live in Britain and there's NOTHING Faygo related here. Honestly, I'd never heard of it

It’s really hard to get ahold of it, where I am. They are in a few gas stations.

Im really glad I dont live in England anymore, I love faygo too much. Also this is sarcasm, I like England but I live in America now. I’m just going to stop rambling now.

-Mod F

I'm not sure how often this is said, but mod F is a boss!

omg thank I just-

I am not

Unless you wanna be literal THEN I am the literal “boss” of this blog.

but omg you precious thing lemme hug you

-Mod F

is it just me or are there A LOT of forgotten facts about equius? i guess people just forget about equius in general. :C

Equius is a Bad ass motherfucker, damn what is this fandom doing??

-Mod F

*hugs mod F*

Omg yes yes I approve of this, Anon you are a perfect human being.

-Mod F

It's probably because of Equius' void powers

Gah, do you see what I mean?! I was trying to find an Equius GIF in my folder, and I don’t appear to have any???

Oh, but good writing and conspiracies, on Hussies part.
-Mod F 

Hey, have we ever seen Equius's eyes?

We also see Equius' eyes in [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d when he roleplays with Nepeta

I asked my Homestuck friend in real life about this right now, and he showed me a picture of that. I just thought it would be more humorous if I used the dead Equius hehe.

-Mod F

i only just realized that fhsf asks isnt something like ksjhfkdsjak asks it's forgotten homestuck facts

omg bless you anon

-Mod F

Number in the queue? :3

As of now, 27. c:
-Mod F

John does not call Karkat 'Kar' Eridan does. Eridan Shortens everyones name to 3-4 letters in their name. Kar, Fef, Vris, Sol

Yes, this is true, but a friendly reminder that Eridan CAN also call people their full names too, and vice versa, with others calling them “Kar, Fef, or Sol.”

-Mod F

omfg i probably sound like a douchecanoe when i ask this but where is the next button?

You are no douchecanoe. *paps you*
I fixed it, no worries.

-Mod F

You know if you can't find the next button you can just add /page/2 to the url

Yeah, I am aware. But some people might not. :P And it’s good to point it out, otherwise I might not notice it! OTL

-Mod F

Oh gosh could you make that one ask rebloggable just so I can blather about the new best word in the universe, "douchecanoe"?

Haha I’m pretty sure “Douchecanoe” originated from homestucksonda.

Go pester them about it or something idk.

-Mod F

i was rereading homestuck, and im not sure if anyone else noticed but eridan said (in that first pesterlog with kanaya) "i got clouds and they dont tell me SHIT they hide nothin but misfortune and monstrosities" hinting that he was awake on derse prior to playing sgrub

Well I’m just going to leave this here.

-Mod F

not a fact but just kind of a cool coincidence: in john's version of vriska's outfit, the jacket's green, just like nicolas cage's outfit in the movie "knowing". maybe someone's already saw this?

Wow our followers are actually coming up with some pretty cool stuff, lately! uwu

-Mod F

"anonymous sent: hussie said all fantrolls and fankids are canon. even the shitty ones. (sorry i can't find the source!)" i saw this ask and i really like how hussie does this he sort of leaves it up to us like when he saidthat thing about how even though john calls bro a white rapper we can really picture him any way we want :)

The source is Hussie himself in one of his ask shenanigins.

But yeah. I think he was joking.

-Mod F

I remember reading somewhere that trolls are named after the sounds their lusii make. Is that headcanon or canon, because I can't remember.

No it’s true.

The Lusus will gurgle some sounds, and the closes six letters to that sound, will be the trolls name.

-Mod F

True Homestuck Fact: Homestuck is homestuck

Thanks

-Mod F

can you post the page number for the lusii gurgling troll names? it sounds interesting!! :o

Oh god, sorry I would if I remembered what page it was.

-Mod F

true fact homestuck is really homestruck, we've been misspelling it all these years

We did it kids.

-Mod F