January 2013

2 MUCH MATH I DUN LIEK G8S

IM SORRY.

-Mod F

Fact: There are fourteen canon aspects. They are Breath (John, Tavros, Rufioh), Light (Rose, Vriska, Aranea), Time (Dave, Aradia, Damara, Caliborn), Space (Jade, Kanaya, Porrim, Calliope, Hussie), Doom (Sollux, Mituna), Blood (Karkat, Kankri), Heart (Dirk, Nepeta, Meulin), Mind (Terezi, Latula), Void (Roxy, Equius, Horuss), Rage (Gamzee, Kurloz), Hope (Jake, Eridan, Cronus), Life (Jane, Feferi, Meenah), Lips (Hussie(again)), and Piss (fedoraFreak).

Hussie

-Mod F

want to affliate with wowawesomehomestuckfacts?

ok

-Mod F

My question is, even if we know the command for Trickster Mode, how do we go Trickster Mode? Because every time I try, it just opens a new tab.

What browser are you using, it works fine for me in Chrome.

And if youre doing it, make sure to CLICK on the panel first, THEN try it, otherwise it would open up a new tab.

heres some good trickster commands: mspa wiki trickster shit

-Mod F

I have Chrome, and I am clicking the panel first, but it keeps opening up a new tab.

Did you try rereading what to do??? Otherwise I’m sorry!! I’m not sure what else IS there

-Mod F

All of your OTPs?

MY OTPs are TAVRIS TAVR IS TAVRO S VRIS KA??? SVRIAKSTAVROS????? ?

i just love it

and im pretty sure the others are

L - Davejade

S - Dirkjake 

the other one - i dont know but i think he likes solkat

-Mod F

IT's okay, I got it!!! Sorry about spamming your ask about it :(( Thank you though for your help!

Awwh well I’m happy for you!!~
I quite like trickster mode, im happy i could sort of help!

-Mod F 

Tavris is a really abusive unhealthy relationship. >:(

i can't take anything seriously with a >:( emote after it it just becomes silly and precious. also screw them ship what you want. as long as you understand there are problems with the relationship it's okay to ship it.

Yeah honestly the ship has its flaws/reasons to love it.

The way -I- see it, is that VRISKA is the one who wants Tavros in all her quadrants pretty desperately, but she has a pretty fucked up way of showing it, and Tavros is just along for the ride.

-Mod F

Anon is right, Tavros doesn't treat Vriska right at all!

thats right tavros is just a huge bully always pushing my poor anime vriska waifu around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Mod F

Tavvris is abusive and unhealthy while Meulin/Kurloz is a perfectly happy relationship with no unsettling undertones. I see it now!

Wow its all so clear to me!!

-Mod F

Read every anon here in a silly voice, it's always perfect.

Does this include yourself

-Mod F

Mod L = John, Mod F = Vriska Mod S = Nepeta, The other one = Equius

Why am i vriska is it because she is my favorite

-Mod F

How the hell am I Equius?  I’m obviously Sollux. 

- the other one

I read all anons in a king candy voice (even this one!)

omg im sorry but you get like 294729374239754 points because that is my favorite movie ever

-Mod F

honestly mod f is more like jade

i have heard this often

-Mod F

The oTHER ONE??/ IS BaCK??????

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whatup guys.  send me facts.

-the other one

I don't know if you've read the 3rd page yet but... SPOILER ALERT! The young man standing in his bedroom, his real name is John Egbert. I hope that wasn't too much spoiling. I'm sorry guys.

go home anon you are drunk.

-the other one

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GO HOME, WHEN IM ALREADY HERE?

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-the other one

Look at me, now look at that anon, now back to me, I'm not drunk.

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okay, anon.  okay.

-the other one

gfdi anon i'm only to the part where his name is zoosmell pooplord my life is a lie

me too.  in fact.  homestuck isnt even worth reading once you know that spoiler.  fuck it i quit the fandom.  you all ruined it for me.  you should be ashamed of yourselves.

-the other one

erisol sucks.

okay but we dont post things without sources.

-the other one

The Other One is my favorite

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thanks.

-the other one

I can't tell if that means you like erisol or you don't like erisol

it sure is a ship that exists.

-the other one

Here you go, a ask from a actual person... THE QUESTION IS IF YOU ARE A PERSON? XD

i’m better than a person, i have a blog and everything.

-the other one

The Other One is posting?? Finally! I have been waiting for this day.

all day?  i haven’t been on this blog in months.  what sort of days do you go by?

-the other one

nepeta is dead

ええ、いいだね

Nepeta is no longer dead, she in in a sprite with Feferi. Source - /?s=6&p=007428

that is getting into the topic of if fefetasprite can count as nepeta.  like if combining the two with the addition of everything that being a sprite entails changes her too far away from still being nepeta or not.

-the other one

Nepeta being part of fefetasprite is technically being alive. When Tav and Vriska got fused together, they got pulled out of the dream bubbles and were technically not dead, and when TaVrisSprite exploded they reappeared in the bubbles, being dead again.

ahh, I stand corrected.  thank you.

~the more you know~

-the other one

in reference to vriska's screenname, arachnidsGrip, "a" is the first letter of the alphabet and "g" is the seventh, adding them together gets eight. (not sure how to site this sorry)

this is actually really cool omg

-Mod F

John/Dave isn't canon, nor is John being a homosexual. Source: Andrew Hussie's Twitter account

DONT REMIN D ME I SHIP JOHNDAVE OK

-Mod F

Fhsf: everyone here is retarded but we all still follow them

:/

-Mod F

mod f is vriska because they are gr8

When's the other one coming back?

whenever the hell he wants

-Mod F

does the other one have a personal blog?

We all have personal blogs.

They are somewhere on the blog, you just gotta look hard enough.

-Mod F

That frog thing isn't a fact at all that's some guy's head canon

WE POST THINGS FROM HOMESTUCK THAT ARE INTERESTING/NOT NOTICED
THIS INCLUDES THEORIES.

I SERIOUSLY SHOULDVE NAMED THIS BLOG “HOMESTUCKTHEORIESANDFACTS” OR SOMETHING.

-Mod F 

if that's the case then perhaps instead of tagging such theories as #facts i would suggest also using a #theories tag.

no you dont understand, that tag is there for someone who wants to browse this blog without all the stupid asks. So really, that tag COULD be ANYTHING, i just chose “fact”

-Mod F

Because of that this blog is stupid. And now I'M stupid because I followed it.

Fuck off idiot

-Mod F

but see that's not a readily visible thing one would notice by the #facts tag. I feel most people would see it as "This is a fact" and not "This is a tag for just seeing the submissions and information we collect that may or may not be fact." It's disingenuous, regardless of whether or not you wanted it to be that way when you used the tag.

MAYBE I’ll change it

but that means going through the WHOLEEEE ENTIREEE BLOGGGGG

and i wont do that

-Mod F

It's understandable that you wouldn't want to do it because of the massive backlog of things, I'm just glad you'll at least consider it. I follow this blog because I like seeing all the things that people, and sometimes I, forget, so that genesis frog post just seemed a bit jarring.

Sorry about that ~

and yeah i definitely would if this blog hasnt been around for so long

-Mod F 

What is your favorite homestuck panel?

no but seriously it has to be this (since I LOVE canon tricksters) and attempt highly dangerous 5x showdown or whatever

-Mod F

I hate how this blog is called hsfacts, which implies the mods might be a little more educated and appreciative about homestuck and the canon facts, and yet when the mods talk, they sound like every other stupid fan who thinks canon doesnt matter.

because your blog is hsfacts. not hstheories.

HAHHAHAHA Oh man

-Mod F

first, i slowly remove my pants, but there is but a jar full of pasta. i force open the anon's mouth, and slowly insert the entire jar down his throat. once it has passed through, i lean in and whisper "Yo shut the fuck up"

I was deleting all of these messages but this one caught my eye.

-Mod F

If theories are posted, would you be so kind to mark it with something obvious (and not an invisble small tagg), like "THEORY:". So we could see the differince between facts and theories. thank you

I will do it in caps from now on.

Sorry.

-Mod F

I don't know if this has already been covered, or if it's even relevant at this point, but not only is Sollux's name a combination of "sun" and "light" in Latin -- perhaps in relation to his relation to the Psiionic as a psychic beacon -- but it's also a pun on Solus, which translates to "solitary" or "lonely".

forgotten hs fact: hussie hates internet. (he said so in author's notes in the book two)

Fedex shipping. ;)

Theyre here.

-Mod F

whats fedex shipping i mean i know its a shipping company but like whats the significance here

-mod f

aRE YOU A THING

sort? of? but not really

i have a boyfriend otherwise????

-Mod F

Fact: John is a homosexual. Source: ==>

o H my god

-Mod F