April 2013

Fact: Porrin is a slut.

Stop right there.

-Mod F

fuck you assholes get raped

What the hell

Fuck you

-Mod F

is this blog dead?

i dont know

-Mod F

I think a lot of people are rereading homestuck during the hiatus, so hopefully there'll be some submissions of things previously forgotten about! I for one will keep an eye out for things I overlooked the first time I read homestuck.

If you read roses chumhandle wrong instead of "tentacle therapist" it could be read as "tentacle the rapist" and no one in the comic has brought this up

This is actually what I honest to god thought her name was when I first read the comic.

I never brought it up because offensive, but then I realized what her name actually was and felt real smart.

-Mod F

what happened to the other mods?

i dunno

for ME, i kinda am drifting away from homestuck, and am slowly drifting to dangan ronpa

im gomen 

-Mod F

if you don't know, you should try recruiting new mods.

i guess i could open applications

but i kinda wanna leave this blog for friends

ill go make a post about this on my personal.

-Mod F

>implying you can't be in both HS and DR fandoms at the same time

i KNOW but the thing is, BECAUSE of DR, I’m drifting away from Homestuck.

Homestuck just isnt the same to me.

-Mod F

I don't mean to be an ass or anything, but this is a fact blog, and that's not a fact, because it says it's a joke answer and that should probably be taken down so people don't think it's an actual fact :(

look if people can’t be bothered to read the actual text surrounded in red where it specifically says “joke answer” then that’s kind of their problem

plus it’s tagged as #joke

That was fuckin' rude. Trolls do NOT have two dicks, it says it's a joke answer and you're going to make a bunch of idiots believe it's true. Just delete the post

The fact was not that trolls have two dicks.  The fact was that Hussie has answered the question “how many penises do trolls have” and that his answer was two. 

~Mod T

people need to settle down omg

This person gets it.

~ Mod T

Are we really gonna argue about troll genetalia

It wouldn’t be the first time

~Mod T

sometimes I wonder how this blog attracts so much controversy. ._.

It’s because we’re awesome and all things awesome gets haters.

So thanks for the arguing everyone.  It is truly a compliment.

~Mod T

omfg dual penis is canon i must now go harrass artists about their innaccuracies cause tahts what happens when you post about things that actually happend

We just inform, we don’t control what people do with the knowledge.

We like a motherglubin news station up in here.

~Mod T

whenever people start arguing about troll dicks through my blog I prefer the tactic of insisting they all just have a third horn exactly the same as on their head just in their pants.

whats going on.... why are people insane right now... FGHSF help I don't think this hiatus is going to end well

We talkin’ ‘bout dicks. Always a sensitive subject in this fandom.
~Mod T 

How many times does the number 413 actually appear in Homestuck?

I don’t know how many so far, but I am willing to bet that when the comic is officially ended, it will have appeared exactly 413 times

Can I ask a 3-dick question?

How about just no dick questions unless they are somehow fact-related?

I think everyone needs to stop dicking around.

um, i would like to ask a question about jade?? is there any point in time where jade has ever seriously wished for something?

The only time I can think of is when Jade’s dreamself was brought back as Jadesprite and wished she hadn’t been. If you’d count that.

~Mod T

if troll lips are naturally black, why do the guys not get drawn with black lips? Im not trying to disagree with the cannon, i am illegitimately confused

It’s canon for all trolls, but it really depends on how the panel is drawn.  Females are almost always drawn exclusively with black lips unless they are wearing lipstick of a different color.  Males, however…

Actually, they usually have black lips too.  It probably isn’t as noticeable (especially for sprites) since the girls are drawn with somewhat feminine lips while the boys have teeth like something out of a dentist’s nightmare.  Ultimately, it depends on the style of the panel.

sollux's lips look a little grey there, but i guess that's just how the panel was drawn. i myself am a little iffy on the INK BLACK lips thing, even though its pretty much totally canon,, i guess its just because, in art and cosplay (maybe for drawing, it depends on the art style?), grey lips look better than black lips. but i mean, just a thought

I put the Sollux one there to show that guys aren’t drawn with black lips in every panel.  

I was reading my human anatomy book and it said "ampora" was Latin for "beaker" and I was like wow homestuck but why "beaker"?

Eridan’s symbol is Aquarius, which means The Waterbearer.  A beaker holds (bears) water

Why does bby handmaiden have red lips then?

Idk, that is the way she was drawn.  All of the Megidos have red lips, just like the Serkets have blue lips.

I think the whole deal about the difference between male and female troll lips is pretty similar to the male/female difference you see in humans in cartoons and stuff. Humans have naturally pink lips, but girls are always drawn with more pronounced lip features than males are, you know?

Well, with regards to the lips thing, some of the female trolls have different colored lips but, it's just lipstick, like how the condesce has colored lips, she kissed a panel at the end of act 6 act 5 and it came off colored, because it's lipstick. And when Vriska kissed her monitor with Nic Cage on it, and it came off blue, it's lipstick. /Trolls with colored lips are wearing lipstick./

And I mentioned before how the Megidos have red lips and the Serkets have blue lips, but I forgot to mention that while The Condence and Meenah have fuchsia lips, Feferi does not