2015-01-19 0:16:57 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

## Dumb Homestuck Theory

sideeffectsincludesimon:

> quadrangledreality:

> > Okay, so Jake’s last name is ENGLISH, referring to Lord English who is a skeleton guy.

> > And Jade’s last name, HARLEY is also the name of a motorcycle brand.

> > And Jake and Jade are related to each other in a parallel universe sort of way.

> > But you know who is a skeleton guy who rides a motorcycle? Ghost Rider, who was played by NIC MOTHERFUCKIN CAGE.

> > So what if Jake English and Jade Harley is just a fucking Nic Cage joke.

> Hussie would though.