23/01/2013 23:43:54 ¶ ●

tigershipdown:

> im supposed to be working but im picturing prehensile crotch tentacles being used for some kind of like

> sexy* thumb war

> where the participants (its karkat/sollux, lets not pretend that it isnt) are getting off on it but more preoccupied with winning so its just both of them just glaring down at this ludicrous crotchwrestling event like they are losing at a video game

> and i cant stop laughing i cant work like this

> *sexy here meaning that what is occuring is technically sex, not that it is actually arousing as a spectacle