
(and this is what happened when dave woke up)

(and this is what happened when dave woke up)

apparently today is sadistic art day for me

heh :3c
he’s got his dog dick + knot inside Dirk too

And then I drew porn because they asked for it.

D —> Oh my
D —> Not this again
D —> Here goes another abso100tely fine pair of undergarments
(( Have an Equius boner. My good friend centaur’sProstate helped me come up with this one and well, basically every single one of my Equius drawings are for him. Hope you guys like it too! By the way, I hope the caption’s okay. I never ever rp Equius… ))


you can have this, anon.
i tried drawing this yesterday but my anatomy flopped so its very flawed but I have it so why not share.


davesprite getting off in unconventional ways: the blog
deepthroating his own tail (and fingering himself) hm hm I don’t think I’ve seen fic of that yet
also cheers for davesprite porn cause I think I’m finally out of my slump because of it

i hate when youre drawin somethin then realize a big anatomy error like ahcrap
but you can have it, IT WAS ONLY A WARM UP DOODLE ANYWAY

dave you are going to have to clean that rug up SO GOOD
do you have any idea how expensive that thing is
dave are you even listening


mallius asked you: 04/12/2012 3:33pm
WAHHH can i request some alphadave/dirk?? aka dave!guardian? your art is.. super lovely… hehehe (´ ▽`).。o♡
so is yourssss ;3;/

Double Daved

Requested by Luke, done while streaming. It was a good stream, despite my constantly overheating computer~


it’s nearly 3 am that’s my excuse
also anatomy errors everywhere
this is an old drawing I just KINDASORTA cleaned it
kinda

pornea

slowly trying to decide how the hell to draw dad and am especially stuck on hair blegh
oh well here’s a doodle

promised kar some bottoming karkat so…haha

even in art block my preference of drawing Davesprite when I don’t know what else to draw still persists

oh wow I kind of think I shouldn’t be so goddamn proud of this but I am?????
I think she came out so good ooooh
Well except for those jeans. I wanted to make them look like they were punk-ish jeans with holes in them hanging down off her leg but instead it just kind of looks like torn fabric??? oh wellahahah not the focus of the picture anyway
Meenah you bad girl -u-;;

my blogs are getting weirder and weirder
went with hippogriff rather than griffon because jesus, cat penises are scary
and dirk would totally get off on this
also here is a version without dirk

nachte asked me to draw alphadave/betabro B9

not entirely accurate, but based on:
http://homesmut.livejournal.com/12138.html?thread=25099882#t25099882
heh. looking back through my posts for sfw art examples (HAHA. THIS IS HARD.)
but yeah heres more sheath/cloaca-y business I did a while back

gobetti asked you: 2011-11-04 23:37
Since it’s selfcest day you should draw another scene from that “Two Daves, No Waiting” fic like you said you would. Just maybe.
HAHA I love how you ask this while I was in the middle of drawing it. BD

Anonymous asked:More Dirk<3Jake please? :3
Of course!

did someone say selfcest

greeneyespeeledforbluelookers:
Things are getting a little bit too peachy here.

i don’t think ive ever posted this woop, it was for a vriska/john prompt on the kink meme from a while ago and since my blog’s gotten pretty kinky tonight

I was gonna add more cum but Diablo III open beta is distracting me >w>
I didn’t know you guys liked Dirk’s plush rump so much…?

Plush Rump Romp. Is what you get.
Hard to stay cool and emotionless now huh Strider?crevan-grietje asked:
What About Homestuck? <:

This is pretty much the tentabulge I’m most comfortable with. It’s prehensile but not retractable. Similarly to a human penis it fills with blood when aroused, but it doesn’t become erect, it just swells and becomes relatively larger. Shameglobes included because I can’t live without balls. Testicle play is ultimate fun.

OH MY FUCKINGGOD

happy easter :9

AT: i, uHHH, dON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON,
AT: cOULD YOU, uHHH, LOOK AWAY PLEASE,
AT: iF YOU’D BE INCLINED TO DO SO, i WOULDN’T WANT TO OFFEND YOU, oR ANYTHING,
(( Have a shy little Tavros with a terribad caption and a huge erection in his boxers. Good night guys~ ))


mostly for hoska because she bought me little unicorn book and it filled me with good feelings
but i know hime likes brodaves 2
ahaha what am i doing ┐(‘~` )┌a-ah.. i feel so honored to be mentioned aaaAAAAAH

p33p:
man…fucking….yeah

p33p:
fallsonground

greeneyespeeledforbluelookers:
Babies!
For the love of babies please see it in full view.
Wow, congratulations, I made my own self uncomfortable with a picture I drew XD

Can you do cute, gentle, karezi lovins? (◕ω◕✿)???
idk if this is cute anymore but it’s gentle??

oh yeah okay i colored it
This si p damn hot.

mhmm

reposting!!!!
man the lighting changes depending on which of my computers i view it on idk whats happening
sorry if it shows up as a black square :’)

greeneyespeeledforbluelookers:
can’t believe i’m posting this; i just really like them together okay?!
That kiss is soooooooooooo adorable omg ヽ(;▽;)ノ

greeneyespeeledforbluelookers:
Futa!Jade & Cloaka!Davesprite.
Hell yeah :P

“hey chief, come give daddy some sugar”
*runs away screaming*

dont break his back now